• Jay

    #8

    Lol

  • ade

    Hello

  • PAtrick

    I love THE CHIVE!

  • Bhodi

    #13 That's uncanny

    • Bhodi

      Meant #12, my bad

      • jasgat66

        Your forgiven..Just don't let it happen again.
        June Cleaver

  • Megusta

    #1
    …….when I pee

    • Lboogie13

      You should probably get that checked out.

  • DannoTheManno88

    #21 Yup

  • TIGER WOODS

    #31 ADDED GOLF THOUGH. BITCH.

    • Murph1908

      As a golfer and a fan of watching golf, I don't think it needed to be in the Olympics. We already have multiple events that showcase the world's best golfers. Same with tennis.

    • Cael Sanderson

      Fuck Tiger Woods. And whoever trolls with his name.

    • HUH?

      ok, curling is kinda cool, and the girls are hot,so……….

    • insertwittyname

      Switch curling with syncronized diving and you have my "Whaaa?" vote.

    • conreeze

      they kept speed walking too. faith in humanity is gone

      • Rob Thomas

        Curling is winter games not summer. Unless I'm missing something Curling isn't revalant.

        • Jasper

          What the fuck is revalant?

    • Eric

      Hey Fencing is one of the original modern Olympic sports! And we use swords, much cooler than two guy rolling around with each other!

    • Blue

      and equestrian is way more intense and dangerous then guys rubbing all over each other…

  • crustybubblechunks

    I got a pretty good laugh out of #15

  • bob_the_cook

    #4- Dogs rule.

  • sfb101

    #15 No I was just eating ice cream!
    #8 Shits grammatically correct…

  • MonkeyMadness

    #21 Fappy to meet you.

  • hmmm

    not gonna say anything about watermelons and the previous post #27

    • bigvonski

      You shoulda seen the driver….galagher, i am sure!!!

  • tv_paul

    #15 That’s otter nonsense

  • jmonster

    #9 I'd touch Lauren Cohen all day long!

    • SGT_Fati

      BUT, She wouldn't touch you….

  • Turd F.

    #10 Yoplait my little game if you want to save them.

  • DDD

    #28 Stop shoulder tackling and wrap him up!

  • Deadpool

    #31 Whoa, now! Let's not hate on fencing!

    • DanGable

      Shove an Epee up your ass, wrestling IS THE original sport!

    • Harper

      well the point wasnt to hate on the other events it was more to address the fact that they are removing one of the oldest events that was in the Olympics since 708BC

  • JESSE

    #31 Fencing has been in the olympics for nearly the same amount of time as wrestling. Its also part of the Pentathlon. Ribbon twirling and Trampoline are ridiculous

    • Newtex

      What? Fencing didn't become an Olympic sport until the Modern Games started. Wrestling was in the Olympics in 708 b.c.

      • JESSE

        There was also that 2000+ years w/o the Olympics of any kind. And I should have specified modern Olympics.

      • ozed

        there's probably a fair few things people were doing back in 708 b.c that we have/should have stopped. getting all up in another dude wearing spandex makes that list for me.

    • Harper

      the level of not true in that statement is over 9000!
      wrestling was in the ancient Olympics like the ones that were competed in the nude and the winners didn't get medals they competed for pride and no fencing want in that Olympics. Wrestling was adapted into the Olympics in 708 BC Fencing was added when the modern Olympics came into being in 1896 AD so there is a small gap between the two dates.

    • Harper

      wrestling was in the ancient Olympics like the ones that were competed in the nude and the winners didn't get medals they competed for pride and no fencing want in that Olympics. Wrestling was adapted into the Olympics in 708 BC Fencing was added when the modern Olympics came into being in 1896 AD so there is a small gap between the two dates.

    • Rusty Paul

      Why would they drop curling when its in the winter olympics?

      • electric boogalo

        Curling is the only Olympic sport that allows "athletes" to drink alcohol. Not such a stupid sport now, eh?

  • billyboy

    #29 priceless!

    • Rob

      They're only missing a mini-fridge with steaks and burgers

    • Spaz

      When women have their period they crave stuff. Usually it's chocolate, very nice placement indeed

  • Newtex

    #31 Incorrect. Athletics (the official IOC name of the sport) is the oldest Olympic sport. The original Olympic Games only had one footrace. They then added a few more footraces over the next 50 years. Wrestling wasn't added until 708 bc almost 70 years after the Olympics started.

    BTW, "ribbon twirling" is not an Olympic Sport. Rhythmic Gymnastics are two events within the "sport" of Gymnastics which also includes Artistic Gymnastics and Trampoline.

    • derp.

      Who fucking cares? Wrestling is a sport. Ribbon fondling is not, because let's face it, that's only a few evolutionary steps from masturbating.

      • HUH?

        what if i normally twirl a ribbon already when i mas….. oh, um, forget it.

    • ChadE

      Sir I'm going to have to ask you to hand over your man card. Immediately.

    • chet

      Shut the fuck up, nerd.

    • Hecatomb

      If the ancient Greeks could see today’s Olympics, they’d be deeply disappointed. “Why have none of the boxers been killed?” they would say. “And why is no one naked?”

    • Mark S Man

      Well, if we have to have "ribbon fondling" to have those hotties on the mats and the bars, I guess it's a worthwhile trade. Golf, though? Most marathons are won before 18 holes can be played. And let's not even mention how much arable land and potable water that could be used to feed folks is being used just so the moneyed folks can "spoil a perfectly good walk." And yes, I've played. Used to get out once a week, minimum, but reality is reality. Remember, "Golf courses and cemeteries are the biggest wastes of real estate in the country." -Al Czervik

  • Kyle429

    #21 Amen! This needs to happen.

  • Dapper_Dave

    #29 I don't get it.

    • Hrdwood

      You're not married, are you Dave?

    • FoolOfATook

      I have to assume you are not a married man then.

    • Dapper_Dave

      Oh…I get it…..because women crave chocolate when they are on their period.

      I'm a little slow today.

  • NCChiver

    #31 Curling is a winter sport, doesn't need to be thrown in here…Plus it's awesome! PLUS the women curlers have an unfair advantage with their natural born sweeping skills

    • ShaggleROC

      Curling rocks!

    • bigvonski

      They should be in the kitchen like god planned!!! jk

  • Tyler P

    #9
    I'm strangely ok with this.

    You know up until the zombie try to use me as a human happy meal. CARDIO MAN! CARDIO!

  • mandythedestroyer

    #19 – LMAO so hard i peed a little >.<

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