Daily Morning Awesomeness (35 Photos)

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  • magi


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      Don't forget foeveralone5 with your shirts today for 5% off!

    • rhodytarheel


  • Shenanigans

    Good morning beautiful people. May today be the day your worst enemy is mauled by rabid animals and you find a $20 on the ground.

    • Don113

      Both those things just happened, which means you are officially magic.

    • buddha

      "Hate never dispelled hate; only love dispels hate"

      • MOA

        Or angry Sex. That works too.

      • GeeROiD

        Guess you've never been in a fight.

      • JWoeBMoneY

        Your arms must be tired from hugging all them fucking trees!

  • pedro

    #24 all day please?

    • theForeigner

      I want to touch the hiney

    • Jake

      I'm scrolling back up to this. Don't even know why I decided to scroll to the comments in the first place….

    • anon

      must be aliens cuz i just lost 5 mins

    • Dribble

      Nice time for the kid in back to pick his nose.

      • guest

        you noticed the background? I have some bad news for you…

        • Boston Chiver

          ASU undie-run, what's your point?

    • http://dirkpittfan.tumblr.com/ thatwasfun

      please tell me there is moar to this. people of the interwebs! unite! gotta find this one

      • yourwelcome
        • yourewelcome

          Oops, change the smiley to an "x", a "-", and a "D". "x-D"

      • guest

        I think if you google "Meghan hot amateur pussy" you'll find something

        • some guy


          Meghan of FTV girls

          • http://dirkpittfan.tumblr.com/ thatwasfun

            this keeps getting better and better. thank you

          • Jake

            Great find, my friend.

          • Roderick

            NSFW… fyi

            • Slate Stone

              what was your first clue to that fyi? moron

    • Carl

      ain't dat where da poop come out of?

    • nojoke420

      The classics never die

    • Notknowing

      I woulda been first but I couldn't get past this squishy gif.

    • Blam

      I enjoyed this one so much I downloaded it and made it my phone's live wall paper. THAT is why phones with big screens are awesome lol

  • Truth

    #12 we have a lot of that product in DENVER. In fact, the most micro-breweries of any state… Right here in DENVER.

    Come on, Chive, you know where the next meet-up should be.

    • Brendan

      I agree… We NEED a Denver Meetup!

    • Truth

      We also have a lot of #14… Just FYI

      • CarRamRod

        Beer, sexy women, and weed's legal..im moving to Denver.

      • Kiki

        I couldn't agree more with you Truth. I'm ready for a Denver meet up and for some #14 as well

    • theForeigner

      Thinking the same thing

    • http://twitter.com/ItIsDanTheMan @ItIsDanTheMan

      We have "Grade A" meat, "Grade A" beer, and "Grade A" women in Buffalo, NY.

      • matt

        no, you have overpasses, homeless people, and snow. the only good thing about buffalo is its close to toronto

        • mateo

          and Anchor Bar…

    • DkS

      Denver is not a State.

    • Michelle

      Grade A lady here, ready for a meet up in Denver!

    • https://www.facebook.com/atdelamare Andrew De La Mare

      I'm guessing in DENVER?

  • ihadasthma

    #24 Cannot….stop….staring

    • asdads

      I think you spelled masturbating wrong!!

      BTW, I was "staring" for a looooooong time too!!

    • JND

      Dude. We pretty much said the same thing. Frikkin hypnotizing!!!!

  • Rusty Shackleford

    #21 Jim's pranks on Dwight are getting a little far-fetched

    • Child Please

      Hover hand, meet hover body.

  • g3nXsLack3r

    #5 #9

    Dear God,
    Wrong Chris. Please correct. Thanks.

    • Don113

      Something about Chris Brown's face… so punchable. I could ram my fist into that all day and not get bored.

      • LazersGoPewPew

        Funnily enough, he seems to feel the same way about Rihanna.

        • Douche Canoe

          HAHAHA!!! This comment wins the interwebs medal of win…

          • Canuck

            Surprisingly The Whitehouse lowered the flag for Whitney Houston… But not Chris Kyle… I'm a Canuck… And I'm disgusted by that… Just terrible how far we have fallen as a society.

            • Bane

              Well let's get this straight, although Chris should be remembered, if he gets a billboard, every soldier who has passed away should get one. You CNN and FOX News dopes buy into all this crap. They make you think the government good because they stand behind .01% of the soldiers that sacrificed themselves for this country. To me, it's utterly ridiculous and shameful that so much is done for the ones in the media spotlight, while others who may have been much more courageous are forgotten statistics. PS. How is the "lack of comment disappointing"? I lost 2 friends and you don't even know they ever existed. But hey, because this guy gets coverage by CNN, lets pretend he's the only one. Stupid American nubes. TV ZOMBIES.

              • Vet

                YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!

              • credible hulk

                I think war is bull shit but I must agree with you on this.

            • Jhawk007

              Lets all get the facts straight. While the lack of comment from the White House about Chris Kyle is extremely disappointing and this meme makes a good point, President Obama did not order all flags lowered at half mast in remembrance of Whitney. Governor Christie in New Jersey ordered it for flags in his state.

  • Ballistik

    #14 for the win!

    • chris_gly

      Definitely. Who is she?

    • space

      I see Uma Thurman but where's John Travolta? In the bathroom doing blow?

      • Steve

        Blowing some dude in the bathroom…..

    • Travis

      This girl desperately needs a bacon cheeseburger and a $5 milkshake.

      • Chicago


      • HereWeGo

        Uma Thurman mannequin is not impressed with your comment.

      • CosmoKramerTheAssMan

        you'd think twice about your comment if that was FDAU in your presence…


  • Tiber_Septim

    #24 thank you

    • tralfaz

      for your service.

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  • Ramon

    #18 Gangsta.

  • MattKL

    #10 No, doesn't look rigged at all.

    • Bane

      dude, that gay bows. he may have taken 1 full punch, but he was just matrix-ing the rest of em. I think he is awesome. the puncher is throwing his arms around like a nubleto.

  • http://twitter.com/BillyWessels @BillyWessels

    Would the internet turn Catholic if this cat became Pope? #19

    • Marco

      #19 – The cardinals have spoken… I will not abdicate!

    • http://twitter.com/Thogert @Thogert

      Mac would

      • Bane

        Catholicism is dead! FINALLY! At last, there is just too much pedophilia for the world to stand. Bye bye Super Adventure Club! You took Chef, now you will be starved of your precious marlocks!

    • TreyD

      Does the cat like boys??

  • Ed

    Wish I could go to the Atlanta meet up, but can't get off work. You guys will definitely have to do some more in the southeast. Please

    • Ed

      And also definite respect to #5. You are a part of a band of brothers who have fought and died to protect our rights to live free.

  • Jezza67

    #5 Seconded. Thanks to all the service men and women out there.

  • Pshhh

    #24 holy shit! You know what I'm sayin

  • tbaynes

    what am i doing awake

  • bMoles

    I'm only slightly embarrassed that I don't know how to put a picture from above with my comment down here.

    • http://snallabolaget.com SnallaBolaget

      Just put a # and the number of the pic in your comment, buddy. Like so: #2 :)

    • Child Please

      And welcome to the Chive.


  • gunnerx

    MOAR!! #24

  • thatguyjm

    The Chivery is down :( Sad Panda…

  • Duce

    #25 the only way I could like LeBron more is if he was a chiver

  • Smitty


    Nope. Never give up freebies like that. It is an invitation to disaster.

    Besides, if the lady is one who a gift like this would be relevant to, you may want to rethink your situation.

    • SOhioChiver

      Repeat after me…
      I'm sorry.
      It's all my fault.
      I was wrong.
      You were right.
      I will never let it happen again.
      Please forgive me.
      See how that works for you…

      • Smitty

        No, don't do that either. Grow a pair of stones and tell her she can either face up to facts and reality OR pack her stuff and GTFO.

        Guess what happened the last time I said that? She eventually packed her stuff and GTFO. In have no time or patience for that emotional unreasonability BS.

        You want us men to grow up and stop staring at your T&A? Well you ladies need to grow up and learn to not be a slave to your hormones too.

      • TheVanityScore

        thats what i usually end up saying when it gets to the part of the fight where im tired of fighting and i give up

    • Del

      She laughs at the notion that you think she actually needs that

    • JWoeBMoneY

      This is a terrible idea. First, you're going to set a precedence with the ladies. Second, it will cause a rift in the delecate balance of good & evil. Please rethink this decision. Maybe you should just go with the old faithful choice of giving her a voucher for anal instead.

  • LazersGoPewPew

    #24 Cannot be posted or watched enough.

    • jakeofhearts


  • kingofthecastle

    #5 Respect.

    • enc


      • Firefighter8

        Eat shit and die,enc

      • Shredlikeasir

        Your a dick, that's all

  • Z_b

    #20 What am i missing here..?

    • SOhioChiver

      #20 …If real is what you can feel, smell, taste and see, then 'real' is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain…Remember… all I'm offering is the truth. Nothing more… I'm trying to free your mind, Neo. But I can only show you the door. You're the one that has to walk through it.

    • g3nXsLack3r

      I believe that is a rogue gate.

    • ston

      a fence

    • tralfaz

      THE'RES A DOOR HERE – Sully

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