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February 13, 2013 | In: Awesome, Funny, Morning Awesomeness

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magi

First

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Nice!
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Don't forget foeveralone5 with your shirts today for 5% off!
rhodytarheel

Tool

Shenanigans

Good morning beautiful people. May today be the day your worst enemy is mauled by rabid animals and you find a $20 on the ground.

Don113

Both those things just happened, which means you are officially magic.
buddha

"Hate never dispelled hate; only love dispels hate"

GeeROiD

Guess you've never been in a fight.
JWoeBMoneY

Your arms must be tired from hugging all them fucking trees!
MOA

Or angry Sex. That works too.

pedro

#24 all day please?

theForeigner

I want to touch the hiney
Jake

I'm scrolling back up to this. Don't even know why I decided to scroll to the comments in the first place….
anon

must be aliens cuz i just lost 5 mins
Dribble

Nice time for the kid in back to pick his nose.

guest

you noticed the background? I have some bad news for you…

Boston Chiver

ASU undie-run, what's your point?

http://dirkpittfan.tumblr.com/ thatwasfun

please tell me there is moar to this. people of the interwebs! unite! gotta find this one

guest

I think if you google "Meghan hot amateur pussy" you'll find something

some guy

http://i.imgur.com/SzKpo.gif

Meghan of FTV girls

Jake

Great find, my friend.
Roderick

NSFW… fyi

Slate Stone

what was your first clue to that fyi? moron

http://dirkpittfan.tumblr.com/ thatwasfun

this keeps getting better and better. thank you

yourwelcome

http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?360239-M…

yourewelcome

Oops, change the smiley to an "x", a "-", and a "D". "x-D"

Carl

ain't dat where da poop come out of?
nojoke420

The classics never die
Notknowing

I woulda been first but I couldn't get past this squishy gif.
Blam

I enjoyed this one so much I downloaded it and made it my phone's live wall paper. THAT is why phones with big screens are awesome lol

Truth

#12 we have a lot of that product in DENVER. In fact, the most micro-breweries of any state… Right here in DENVER.

Come on, Chive, you know where the next meet-up should be.

Truth

We also have a lot of #14… Just FYI

CarRamRod

Beer, sexy women, and weed's legal..im moving to Denver.
Kiki

I couldn't agree more with you Truth. I'm ready for a Denver meet up and for some #14 as well

theForeigner

Thinking the same thing
http://twitter.com/ItIsDanTheMan @ItIsDanTheMan

We have "Grade A" meat, "Grade A" beer, and "Grade A" women in Buffalo, NY.

matt

no, you have overpasses, homeless people, and snow. the only good thing about buffalo is its close to toronto

mateo

and Anchor Bar…

https://www.facebook.com/atdelamare Andrew De La Mare

I'm guessing in DENVER?
Brendan

I agree… We NEED a Denver Meetup!
Michelle

Grade A lady here, ready for a meet up in Denver!
DkS

Denver is not a State.

ihadasthma

#24 Cannot….stop….staring

JND

Dude. We pretty much said the same thing. Frikkin hypnotizing!!!!
asdads

I think you spelled masturbating wrong!!

BTW, I was "staring" for a looooooong time too!!

Rusty Shackleford

#21 Jim's pranks on Dwight are getting a little far-fetched

Child Please

Hover hand, meet hover body.

g3nXsLack3r

#5 #9

Dear God,
Wrong Chris. Please correct. Thanks.

Don113

Something about Chris Brown's face… so punchable. I could ram my fist into that all day and not get bored.

LazersGoPewPew

Funnily enough, he seems to feel the same way about Rihanna.

Douche Canoe

HAHAHA!!! This comment wins the interwebs medal of win…

Canuck

Surprisingly The Whitehouse lowered the flag for Whitney Houston… But not Chris Kyle… I'm a Canuck… And I'm disgusted by that… Just terrible how far we have fallen as a society.

Jhawk007

Lets all get the facts straight. While the lack of comment from the White House about Chris Kyle is extremely disappointing and this meme makes a good point, President Obama did not order all flags lowered at half mast in remembrance of Whitney. Governor Christie in New Jersey ordered it for flags in his state.
Bane

Well let's get this straight, although Chris should be remembered, if he gets a billboard, every soldier who has passed away should get one. You CNN and FOX News dopes buy into all this crap. They make you think the government good because they stand behind .01% of the soldiers that sacrificed themselves for this country. To me, it's utterly ridiculous and shameful that so much is done for the ones in the media spotlight, while others who may have been much more courageous are forgotten statistics. PS. How is the "lack of comment disappointing"? I lost 2 friends and you don't even know they ever existed. But hey, because this guy gets coverage by CNN, lets pretend he's the only one. Stupid American nubes. TV ZOMBIES.

Vet

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!
credible hulk

I think war is bull shit but I must agree with you on this.

Ballistik

#14 for the win!

chris_gly

Definitely. Who is she?

Chiver

Adriana Lima. Here she is with the same outfit, but different pose http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jQAa_bA6yzw/TUWOizFhjWI…

space

I see Uma Thurman but where's John Travolta? In the bathroom doing blow?

Steve

Blowing some dude in the bathroom…..

Travis

This girl desperately needs a bacon cheeseburger and a $5 milkshake.

Chicago

nope
HereWeGo

Uma Thurman mannequin is not impressed with your comment.
CosmoKramerTheAssMan

you'd think twice about your comment if that was FDAU in your presence…

CKTAM

Tiber_Septim

#24 thank you

tralfaz

for your service.

╙╥╨

hurrrrr
Ramon

#18 Gangsta.
MattKL

#10 No, doesn't look rigged at all.

Bane

dude, that gay bows. he may have taken 1 full punch, but he was just matrix-ing the rest of em. I think he is awesome. the puncher is throwing his arms around like a nubleto.

http://twitter.com/BillyWessels @BillyWessels

Would the internet turn Catholic if this cat became Pope? #19

http://twitter.com/Thogert @Thogert

Mac would

Bane

Catholicism is dead! FINALLY! At last, there is just too much pedophilia for the world to stand. Bye bye Super Adventure Club! You took Chef, now you will be starved of your precious marlocks!

TreyD

Does the cat like boys??
Marco

#19 – The cardinals have spoken… I will not abdicate!

Ed

Wish I could go to the Atlanta meet up, but can't get off work. You guys will definitely have to do some more in the southeast. Please

Ed

And also definite respect to #5. You are a part of a band of brothers who have fought and died to protect our rights to live free.

Jezza67

#5 Seconded. Thanks to all the service men and women out there.
Pshhh

#24 holy shit! You know what I'm sayin
tbaynes

what am i doing awake
bMoles

I'm only slightly embarrassed that I don't know how to put a picture from above with my comment down here.

http://snallabolaget.com SnallaBolaget

Just put a # and the number of the pic in your comment, buddy. Like so: #2
Child Please

And welcome to the Chive.

KCCO

gunnerx

MOAR!! #24

Ebeniz

http://i.imgur.com/SzKpo.gif

frank

yep!

thatguyjm

The Chivery is down Sad Panda…
Duce

#25 the only way I could like LeBron more is if he was a chiver
Smitty

#35

Nope. Never give up freebies like that. It is an invitation to disaster.

Besides, if the lady is one who a gift like this would be relevant to, you may want to rethink your situation.

Del

She laughs at the notion that you think she actually needs that
JWoeBMoneY

This is a terrible idea. First, you're going to set a precedence with the ladies. Second, it will cause a rift in the delecate balance of good & evil. Please rethink this decision. Maybe you should just go with the old faithful choice of giving her a voucher for anal instead.
SOhioChiver

Repeat after me…
#35
I'm sorry.
It's all my fault.
I was wrong.
You were right.
I will never let it happen again.
Please forgive me.
See how that works for you…

TheVanityScore

thats what i usually end up saying when it gets to the part of the fight where im tired of fighting and i give up
Smitty

No, don't do that either. Grow a pair of stones and tell her she can either face up to facts and reality OR pack her stuff and GTFO.

Guess what happened the last time I said that? She eventually packed her stuff and GTFO. In have no time or patience for that emotional unreasonability BS.

You want us men to grow up and stop staring at your T&A? Well you ladies need to grow up and learn to not be a slave to your hormones too.

LazersGoPewPew

#24 Cannot be posted or watched enough.

jakeofhearts

+1

kingofthecastle

#5 Respect.

enc

whatever

Firefighter8

Eat shit and die,enc
Shredlikeasir

Your a dick, that's all

Z_b

#20 What am i missing here..?

g3nXsLack3r

I believe that is a rogue gate.
ston

a fence
tralfaz

THE'RES A DOOR HERE – Sully
SOhioChiver

#20 …If real is what you can feel, smell, taste and see, then 'real' is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain…Remember… all I'm offering is the truth. Nothing more… I'm trying to free your mind, Neo. But I can only show you the door. You're the one that has to walk through it.

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