I wish they weren’t, but these things are all just too true (33 Photos)

#32 Anal sex is NOT overrated.

I see you're having appendix trouble too

I just thought he was getting a Handjob in the first pic…

Is that a girl going down on another girl? Because if it is . . then cool. If not . . then buy some men's pants, dude.

If a girl is rocking 11s or any of the other good J's, she's worth waiting till the 2nd date

Was this picture taken in 1991? That's the last time I saw stone-washed jeans and shoes that ugly.

Based on the shoes she's wearing, I'm assuming she has a toned butt.

You are fucking stupid. You moron.

Signed up on clubpenguin. User name popex31xHCx

Hahahaha fuck yeah! Hilarious

What a wide stroke you paint with that brush.

except that they're Jordans

Jordans! Dopey.

Looks like two chicks.

but that would put the punchline at the beginning. would be bad for business

Doesn't matter. We are regressing now anyway…

Think about this: A little less than 100 years ago, Einstein was a household name in most of the developed world. Think about who are the household names of today.

My answer is: I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

Completely wrong. Fail.

#11 is actually a Kyle Kinane joke, they just didn't give him any credit for it.

Well played.

Now that is just funny

Same here. It was glorious when I was single, kinda shaggy when dating, and it's a goddamn forest now that I'm engaged. I'm going to be afraid to look down there once I get married.

Not me. The old lady loves it hair free and I receive blowies every time it gets freshened up. Needless to say I man scape weekly.

if my lady doesnt request it i will let it go for a month. but if shes like "dude trim your shit its a jumgle down there" i will go ahead and do it. its the polite thing to do i guess

true, but at least he's right about lobster and champagne…

how about having anal sex while eating lobster and drinking champagne at a picnic?

but….but I love all those things

I didn't know who Sara Jean Underwood was until your post, so i googled her… thank you!!!

You sir, are a genius. I would be honored to attend your funeral.

That was the funniest comment I have ever read. You won the Internet, sir. I salute you.

- bath salts?

Please tell me you're on the way to English class?

I think you're confusing The Chive forums with Steve Jobs' email. Also, Steve Jobs is no longer with us.

#9 when a guy thinks he is going to get laid that's reversed lol

Oddly, your sentence makes no fucking sense.

Those shoes are from the 90's