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Tough guy takes 10 shots (Video)

February 13, 2013 | In: FAIL, Funny, Idiot, Owned, Video

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Mars

Why would be pass out? Those wouldn't affect him that fast

Marv Hartigan

Really Doogie Howser? Feel free to tell us how the bump on your head feels after you do the same
alex w.

I call bullshit. Stupd English inbred faggots!!!

anon

English??? you genius alex w surely you can recognise they're not speaking your own language!!!
Alex blows goats

English? Seriously? Are you that fucking stupid?

Livin' Legend

Incompatible booze. Everyone knows Russians shoot vodka like water.

Tabernak

They're french
Ed

That was not vodka, it was Johnny Walker Red. Pretty strong whiskey.

Boston Chiver

uisce beatha…aka water of life…aka scotch…aka drop the e.

Drive4Show

Nailed it. Whisky indeed. And let's not go around touting how badass an over produced blended scotch is, whaddaya say Ed?

Michel

To be more specific, french canadian. Damn I,m proud to be one after seeing that. Bunch of moron. Cannot hold liquor

Buh-buh-butta

Tabernacle!

Done son

Thanks Dr. House. But he was probably already hammered before he started.
Tom

I think he was holding his breath and passed out. Much like weight lifters who pass out because they forget to breathe in.

The devil

Thank you! Finally someone who understands that if you don't breathe you will pass out, or to 90% who comment here; If you don't breathe, you're gonna have a bad time

Rhomboid

Depends on your tolerance, too. I can drink a half a bottle of whiksey no problem, but 3 shots of vodka and I'm down for the count.
Dave

Vasovagal response frm gagging. A lot of people get faint from gagging or throwing up.
Dave

It's a vasovagal response from gagging. A lot of people faint/ passout from gagging or vomiting.

http://euroranger.wordpress.com/ Euroranger

Maybe it's me or maybe it's the alcohol talking…but effing with Darwin like that almost never leads to anything good.
http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

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Beety

This made me laugh. Thumbs up echogeo.
Pedro

WHY HAVE I NOT SEEN THIS IMAGE BEFORE?!!!
Tk42175

Thank you so much for that laugh.
Canucks_Rule

hahahaha!! well done sir.

how do u embed a pic that isn't in the thread?

G_Had

HTML code

Canucks_Rule

mind sharing? lol.

G_Had

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Remove the spaces after < and > and add a percentage to adjust the size and there you go.

Example: <img src="http://therocketreport.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/youre-welcome.gif" width="75%" height="75%">

Canucks_Rule

much obliged sir.

GuntherSquirrel

This made my day! ROFL!!!

Skrewed

HAHAHA. Lack of Oxygen possibly caused him to temporarily black out / lose balance. Similar to a whip-it!

TheVanityScore

that and he was probably already drunk before he did the shots and he was going to pass out regardless

bigyawns

9 more than I've taken in a row

Shirtless = Gay

Maybe if he chugged 10 beers in a row I'd care. Oh look I can pound 10 dixie cups worth of ass liquor and go to the hospital Im awesome.

DocHR

haha! i like this guy^^^

crustybubblechunks

Stop handing them off to your strong hand and start double fisting
Enternamehere

Look out… We got a bad ass over here!!!
HeavyP

Ugh. Shooting cheap scotch, no wonder he was fighting the urge to vomit the whole time.

Dude

Looked like Red Label to me.

Texas

I don't see why it was necessary to take your shirt off for this…

Mike

I'm assuming his extreme lack of intelligence caused his shirt to come off long before this became a good idea.
ThatGuy

Because it wasn't t-shirt time. Duh…
Kristen

So that faggot chivers could fap to it.

Burt

boy that escalated quickly

_DoC_

probably in anticipation of the pending vomit fest.

Tom

Silly Europeans

Purorg

Those are from Québec Canada, not Europeans, although thats nothing to be proud of after this.

ba12348

French Canadians. Same Idea.

Child Please

Yeah, same thing.

-My fellow Americans

Betterthanyou

Jealous that Americans can say things like that and not care.

-The rest of the the world

youreascrub

ten shots of johnnie walker red, what a waste of good scotch whiskey…

Walter

Red label is their cheapest. If it was Green or better (ie, Gold or Blue), I would agree with you. And even then Johnnie Walker is pretty middle of the road as far as scotch is concerned.

5eagles

Well said, Walter.

yoyo

johnnie walker red..? good scotch?.. Suree….
Kristen

Johnnie Walker Red sucks ass. Try Dalwhinnie.

CR1

Or sack up and try some Laphroaig or Lagavullin

Claude

or stop thinking manhood comes in a bottle.

LoveJohnnie

The snobbery that comes out when red label is discussed is ridiculous

prison_mike

pussy i do that every morning before work grow a set of balls you loser bitch

Free mike!

Prison mike lol that name screams double penetration by good ole boys in jail this guy went into the pen with an ass hole and came out with a manhole lol

Skermitt

Nah he's just trolling, don't feed him.

tv_paul

Shots through the liver and you're to blame, buddy you give drunks a bad name

Epitomizer

Verbal thumbs up. You know, cause the mobile sight is fucked.

Alex

Reminds me why I'm not always proud to be a french Canadian here in Quebec (Everybody heard that "Tabarnak" when he face planted right?) Learn to drink kid!

passionboxster

Tu as bien raison … !! Quand ça viens d'ailleurs ont trouve ça drôle, mais lorsque ça viens d'ici, c'est moins… Glorifiant !!

Alex

Exactement!
C'est bien la première fois que je vois un commentaire en français sur TheChive

SLy_C

Pas la dernière…

Chive Meetup MTL?

On invite pas l'idiot dans l'film.

passionboxster

J'ai déjà trois buddy assuré !!

North

The French have never won a war…further evidence of why

Burp

Yeah! Suck it Napoleon!
that redneck smell

Hahaha!! You value a country for their war abilities, no wonder why you struggle to have a free healthcare and a affordable education for everyone! haha!!

Tyler

What good is any of that when your country gets invaded? Twice! And liberated by the same country you talk shit about. Ass

Im a banana!

Im pretty sure the French helped you guys out in a pretty important war of your own. That whole establishing your country thing against the English.

Tyler

Sure, about as much as a lobbyist helps a president win an election. France was for us, what we did for the Afghans when the soviets invaded. Did.. You want to talk about history or are you just making chit chat?

James

By the way, for you ignorant people out there, they were not french from France, they were from Quebec and Canada was only invaded once and they beat the Americans in that one and pushed them back. Of course we know that wouldn't happen today because America prides itself on war and hostility and the right of every American to own a gun so they can shoot up any school they want….

tyler

Because all American gun owners shoot up schools.
Tyler original

Well you are talking to Americans from America. Most of us are pretty disillusioned to the fact that our country isnt perfect. The U.S. has done some things, especially during the cold war that im not particularly proud of. But fact remains this is still the greatest country, dont believe me look at the rest of the world that mirrors our culture and style. Driving a car? Invented here. Have electricity? Here. My point is i guess is that you french, canadian, whatever that bag on us just end up looking like jealous little brothers. Just stop hating, kcco

Jim

Your an idiot, if you want to get technical. The first powered automobile was built buy a French guy in France in the early 18th century. And the discovery of electricity was not invented by the USA all you did was take an idea and make it better. Don't think I am right? Do a little research….idiot.

Aww yesh

Stop drinking hateraid and start drinking bubble tea bitches because by the time you read this the Chinese will own joor ass!
Tyler

But i didnt research, thats the point. America is known for the birth of the automobile because we got it right. Likewise with electricity. We took and idea and made it practical got use. You got anything else wikipedia'ed for me ? I will say this tho, the french sure have surrender down to a TEE

Ack

America is more known for the mass production of the automobile. Also dont forget the french invented the menage a trois, democracy, and existentialism
Olgie

Dude… calm down… Fact is that once on the battlefield, french Canadians have been known as some of the toughest soldiers on the planet. They did vote against going to war more than once, but that is mainly due to the fact that they've always been used as cannon fodder by, you guessed it, English speaking officers… And on the subject of France during WWII, if you see an army far superior in numbers and technology, you have a choice: die or live to fight another day. Which is what they did.

miguel perez

You're* by*
Also, your first sentence doesn't make sense to what you're trying to say. He's an idiot for wanting to get technical? I think what you meant was "You're an idiot. If you want to get technical, the first powered…. ". Do you see the difference poor grammar can make? Who's the idiot now?

hhgfd

groundhogs day!

Matthew

Ugh, Johnny Walker Red Label. That was mistake number one, right there.
Trevahhh

They all must be wasted. You can't even understand what they're saying…
Mike

Hooray for alcohol poisoning! All you people that are stupid enough to think this and similar antics are good ideas need to get out of the gene pool now.

soapbox

Agreed. This stuff isn't funny–people DIE from this garbage. Stick to good photos of a cold pint atop a beautiful polished bar, next to a delicious cheezeburger, Chive. Show alcohol the respect it deserves.

weelee

WHY is marijuana illegal in my stat & this is perfectly acceptable??

CowboyBebop

He was in the middle of trying to escape the gene pool through an alcohol induced trans-dimensional rift, its pretty obvious he just dove for the portal a little early.

twavor

That'll learn him….

Oh, and he needs to pull up his pants!
ChiTownChiver

I threw up for him. Disgusting
Spelling Police

I don't know which side of the fence to go on this. Either, "I hope he dies of alcohol poisoning" or "It's fake; he was just drinking apple juice."

MBNS

Why would you ever hope that a total stranger dies?

Magi More

<img src="http://am.apparelbookstore.info/I.jpg"/>We got a bad ass??I think yes.
Captain

Once I took two shots in a row and I got a blackout after half hour.. so possibly he's dead..

Really?

Are you a 2 year old girl? 2 shots come on

BillyEN4C

what a puss
BEAST 24

In Soviet Russia , liquor shoots you !!

Max

It's in Quebec actually.

SEA253

Damn .. we have a geography major over here!! It was a joke Fucktard !

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