Daily Morning Awesomeness (35 Photos)

Thumbs up for not saying the F-word.

I'm no expert but I think this may have been shopped

I truly wasn't expecting this pic, but I really like their thinking. And no, they would not be too big.

Well done. While you're at it, you might as well shop a big johnson in her hand to replace the mic.

You DID bring enough for everyone.

Life's tough. I wonder if getting one would help?

YUP!

Ya but how's he gona get him back?

You read it in Clarkson's voice too, didn't you?

Love Top Gear, and read it in Clarkson's voice, too. Until the broken english in the transcription made me stumble a bit. Jeremy is many things, some good, some bad, but I'm pretty sure he's fluent.

future bill gates in the middle

Apparently these girls know that size matters.

But you can't whack someone with a laser pointer.

That's a finglonger derivative, can't be beat.

That's the Texas state alkek teaching theater. There are three laser pointers, he just refuses to use them. So we keep a damned bamboo tree for him.
I work for txstate ITS

I will, I will! oh, I thought you said lick not kick. I'll tongue kich her in the fart box instead!

I agree! She's a whiny bitch

if i saw that, i'd shoot that sonofabitch.

CKTAM

xspelling is not his strongest subject. He's more of a botany guy.

Well it doesn't look like school was helping you,either. (anyway*)

and this is why i live in southern CA

pakistan/india border fart ceremony*

Yao was like 350 when he played, not that i would pick him but 311 is a little light.

That it blame it on the cliff diving and not the butt sex.

I'm thinking the same. Ming has probably had martial arts training since he could walk.

Clearly you have never seen Yao play basketball… He is a cupcake and the worst excuse for a 7'6" center! J.J. on the other hand, rips peoples faces off!! No contest

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