Daily Morning Awesomeness (35 Photos)

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  • ME

    Yummy <3

    • Mr Appreciative

      Thumbs up for not saying the F-word.

      • Wait, wut?

        Fun bags?

        • Aging Asian Gin

          You funny guy (best said with Asian accent).

    • majorfathead

      I'm no expert but I think this may have been shopped

    • crazydog

      I truly wasn't expecting this pic, but I really like their thinking. And no, they would not be too big.

      • tralfaz

        Give em the knee shooters.

    • HickoryHeel01

      Well done. While you're at it, you might as well shop a big johnson in her hand to replace the mic.

      • hello


    • 16inchzipper

      You DID bring enough for everyone.

  • LeO

    That's a badass dog

    • Epitomizer

      Life's tough. I wonder if getting one would help?


    • Courtesy Flush

      Ya but how's he gona get him back?

  • non, a

    Lol gotta love the real Top Gear #2

    • Permanent Guest

      You read it in Clarkson's voice too, didn't you?

    • Thror

      Love Top Gear, and read it in Clarkson's voice, too. Until the broken english in the transcription made me stumble a bit. Jeremy is many things, some good, some bad, but I'm pretty sure he's fluent. :)

  • Tiber_Septim

    #2 I love Top Gear, made me laugh

  • LazersGoPewPew

    #13 What a man. #15 Seems legit. Looks like an opportunity for someone to photoshop.

  • Rusty Shackleford

    #5 Damn, big man on the left fucking scored!

    • cdngoon

      future bill gates in the middle

    • Jeff in KC

      Apparently these girls know that size matters.

      • Trig

        Fat is next years Nerd.

  • Cap'n Obvious

    #8 Get a laser pointer. Problem solved.

    • Don113

      But you can't whack someone with a laser pointer.

      • tralfaz

        You can shine it in their eyes.

    • Rich

      That's a finglonger derivative, can't be beat.

    • Craig

      That's the Texas state alkek teaching theater. There are three laser pointers, he just refuses to use them. So we keep a damned bamboo tree for him.
      I work for txstate ITS

      • Camrie

        He also wears what we refer to as a Madonna mic when he lectures. He's different, but one of the best Biology professors at Texas State Unv.

        – And I wouldn't call we do work, Craigen. We get paid to surf the Chive.

        • anditisLiz

          Are you guys hiring? lol

  • The Jew

    I wish someone would kick Taylor swift in the cunt!!!!

    • AlaskaBear

      I will, I will! oh, I thought you said lick not kick. I'll tongue kich her in the fart box instead!

    • Hmmm

      I agree! She's a whiny bitch

  • Don113

    #7: Guarantees plenty of broken drumsticks.

  • mammoth

    #8 He took the quote "Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far" a little too literally..

  • Horus


    The ghost from Mario Kart?!

    • CosmoKramerTheAssMan

      if i saw that, i'd shoot that sonofabitch.


  • Ron

    #4 I'll pet it…if you move the dog.

  • Chris

    #16 Well it doesn't look like school was helping anyways.

    • HickoryHeel01

      xspelling is not his strongest subject. He's more of a botany guy.

    • Spelling Police

      Well it doesn't look like school was helping you,either. (anyway*)

      • Wantomas

        *you either

  • Elena

    YAY! I get home from work and the DMA is up! Best Valentine's Day gift from The Chive!!

  • Kg71

    Charlestown Ma courtesy of Nemo!!!! Sledding down that hill would make anyone feel like a kid again….

  • Kg71

    Let's try that again #26 Charlestown Ma courtesy of Nemo!!!! Sledding down that hill would make anyone feel like a kid again….

    • jared

      and this is why i live in southern CA

  • LockStock88

    #5 looks like someone didn't have enough to buy off a date!?! Virgin for life!!

  • Not An Art Fan

    What? No comment with ordinal numbers yet? Okay, then. 18th!

  • wolf

    #28 fart ceremony lol

    • http://youtube.com/garykist GKs

      pakistan/india border fart ceremony*

  • https://www.facebook.com/kirk.schuman Kirk Schuman


    Yao has a height, weight and reach advantage…JJ probably has a speed advantage, and Yao has joint problems due to his height. Probably a good choice ot pick JJ

    • hooper

      Yao was like 350 when he played, not that i would pick him but 311 is a little light.

  • Larry

    #4 She better be a Chivette and we better see moar!

  • 2Dogs

    #27 Jumped off this (azure window) in Malta and bruised my tailbone, could'nt sit down without pain for months

    • I don't know

      That it blame it on the cliff diving and not the butt sex.

  • Yo mama

    Wow #23 editors note, you're an idiot

    • Bet on YM

      I'm thinking the same. Ming has probably had martial arts training since he could walk.

      • Methos

        he's a basketball player, not a monk.

    • Guest

      Clearly you have never seen Yao play basketball… He is a cupcake and the worst excuse for a 7'6" center! J.J. on the other hand, rips peoples faces off!! No contest

      • randomperson32

        Clearly you have not seem him play. He was a very, very good player just too injury-plagued. 19 pts and 9+ rebs is pretty darned good, but JJ could still win a brawl

  • Alex

    #6 it's called a screenshot

    • Stripes

      Note, it's a mac user………..

      • tim

        Exactly: if they took a screenshot, how's everyone supposed to know they're using a mac?

  • whyme1973

    #15 God does listen to me!!!

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