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February 14, 2013 |
In: Awesome, Funny, Morning Awesomeness
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Category: Awesome, Funny, Morning Awesomeness
Thumbs up for not saying the F-word.
You funny guy (best said with Asian accent).
I'm no expert but I think this may have been shopped
You are correct Sir. You are not an expert. An expert would have supplied an image of the unshopped version. <img src="http://bigtop40.gcstatic.com/u/apps/asset_manager/uploaded/2010/36/katy-perry-3-1283943352-view-0.jpg" width="300">
You mispelled "cunt".
I truly wasn't expecting this pic, but I really like their thinking. And no, they would not be too big.
Give em the knee shooters.
Well done. While you're at it, you might as well shop a big johnson in her hand to replace the mic.
You DID bring enough for everyone.
That's a badass dog
Life's tough. I wonder if getting one would help?
Ya but how's he gona get him back?
Lol gotta love the real Top Gear #2
You read it in Clarkson's voice too, didn't you?
Love Top Gear, and read it in Clarkson's voice, too. Until the broken english in the transcription made me stumble a bit. Jeremy is many things, some good, some bad, but I'm pretty sure he's fluent.
#2 I love Top Gear, made me laugh
#13 What a man. #15 Seems legit. Looks like an opportunity for someone to photoshop.
#5 Damn, big man on the left fucking scored!
future bill gates in the middle
Apparently these girls know that size matters.
Fat is next years Nerd.
#8 Get a laser pointer. Problem solved.
But you can't whack someone with a laser pointer.
You can shine it in their eyes.
That's a finglonger derivative, can't be beat.
That's the Texas state alkek teaching theater. There are three laser pointers, he just refuses to use them. So we keep a damned bamboo tree for him.
I work for txstate ITS
He also wears what we refer to as a Madonna mic when he lectures. He's different, but one of the best Biology professors at Texas State Unv.
- And I wouldn't call we do work, Craigen. We get paid to surf the Chive.
Are you guys hiring? lol
I wish someone would kick Taylor swift in the cunt!!!!
I will, I will! oh, I thought you said lick not kick. I'll tongue kich her in the fart box instead!
I agree! She's a whiny bitch
#7: Guarantees plenty of broken drumsticks.
#8 He took the quote "Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far" a little too literally..
The ghost from Mario Kart?!
if i saw that, i'd shoot that sonofabitch.
#4 I'll pet it…if you move the dog.
#16 Well it doesn't look like school was helping anyways.
xspelling is not his strongest subject. He's more of a botany guy.
Well it doesn't look like school was helping you,either. (anyway*)
YAY! I get home from work and the DMA is up! Best Valentine's Day gift from The Chive!!
Charlestown Ma courtesy of Nemo!!!! Sledding down that hill would make anyone feel like a kid again….
Let's try that again #26 Charlestown Ma courtesy of Nemo!!!! Sledding down that hill would make anyone feel like a kid again….
and this is why i live in southern CA
#5 looks like someone didn't have enough to buy off a date!?! Virgin for life!!
What? No comment with ordinal numbers yet? Okay, then. 18th!
#28 fart ceremony lol
pakistan/india border fart ceremony*
Yao has a height, weight and reach advantage…JJ probably has a speed advantage, and Yao has joint problems due to his height. Probably a good choice ot pick JJ
Yao was like 350 when he played, not that i would pick him but 311 is a little light.
#4 She better be a Chivette and we better see moar!
#27 Jumped off this (azure window) in Malta and bruised my tailbone, could'nt sit down without pain for months
That it blame it on the cliff diving and not the butt sex.
Wow #23 editors note, you're an idiot
I'm thinking the same. Ming has probably had martial arts training since he could walk.
he's a basketball player, not a monk.
Clearly you have never seen Yao play basketball… He is a cupcake and the worst excuse for a 7'6" center! J.J. on the other hand, rips peoples faces off!! No contest
Clearly you have not seem him play. He was a very, very good player just too injury-plagued. 19 pts and 9+ rebs is pretty darned good, but JJ could still win a brawl
#6 it's called a screenshot
Note, it's a mac user………..
Exactly: if they took a screenshot, how's everyone supposed to know they're using a mac?
#15 God does listen to me!!!
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