We live in a beautiful world full of incredible geniuses (30 Photos)

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  • Moe

    #5, #12 and #20 I know what he's getting for Valentine's day

  • Justino

    #3 Cut your fucking fingernails.

  • urmom

    #10 I have both a bachelors and masters degree in mechanical engineering and never really knew how a key and lock worked… until now

    • Nogtp

      Look up how a grand master key system works, or any Medeco lock. That's some interesting stuff right there. Also Kwiksets "smart key" is a good one too.


    #25, I thought they all closed down???

  • CD3

    #5 makes me tear up a bit…

  • MattKL

    #9 for me.

  • Macro

    #1 and #28 are pure goddamned genius. Especially if 1 was also done with ethernet, HDMI, and speaker wire.

    • JP1983

      I have to imagine that the extension cord would be susceptible to shorting out when constantly trampled on with little protection from the sheathing. (that's right, I said sheathing)

      • JerseyGuy

        Not just that, but would cause house fires when the electrical short ignites the carpeting. CHIVE should have put this under "dumb inventions."

  • John Robert

    Consider learning how to spell "alphabet".

    • Scooter Mcgavin

      Thought no one noticed.

  • A Loyal Chiver

    I would give #5 to any Chivette rather then flowers all the time. They will love it more andget a lot of use out of it. lol! Good God Almighty with #12! Combining two of my favorite things in the world!! I nevr tried it but I might have to now!

  • Derk3103

    No lies, how many of us are currently trying #18 ?

  • TheFrontier

    #9 Already checked online and I'll be stopping by Barnes and Noble to pick this up on my way home!

  • CapitanLOCO

    #23 Dont get it…

    • Kiwi

      A large group of crows is called "A Murder of crows"

  • Samantha Rae

    DId you know Chris Dorner ( The ex LAPD officer running a muck in the streets of California) States in his Manifesto on page 22 half way down the Page


    …I'm Just Sayin….

    • Eddie Spaghetti


  • TiM

    Apparently #6 does not own a cat…

    • Bob

      Yep, definitely someone with no pets or kids.

  • Miller0700

    #6 Have fun cleaning all that up when you walk around.

  • http://twitter.com/SoCalChiver @SoCalChiver

    #20 i want this in my stomach!

  • red4

    #29 It already is different, you fucking moron. Depending on the font, uppercase "i" has horizontal serifs on the top and bottom, which is how I write it in handwriting.

  • Shpledy

    #9 I have this book and sadly, as an adult, I laugh every time I open it.

  • Eddie Spaghetti

    #9 I'm not going to buy that book. But I am stealing ass waffle.

  • xnikolai

    How do you do #22?

    • MonkeyMadness

      Make a hole on each end of the egg with a needle, blow out the egg white and yolk. It takes some effort but it can be done. let the egg dry for a while before inserting notes. :P

      • xnikolai

        Thanks! :)

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  • itstanrum

    #1 I see a hot, neutral, and ground on the plug, but only two wires in the cord. Engineering fail.

  • http://thechive.com ajw

    #8 drop everything and fine me that recipe!

    also same goes for #26

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