We live in a beautiful world full of incredible geniuses (30 Photos)

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  • yup

    you're all queers

    • Cam Newton

      HA. as if you could possibly know that…

    • Underbaker

      Yep, pretty much (not number 6 or 7 so much, in my case anyway)…
      queer (kwîr)
      adj. queer·er, queer·est
      1. Deviating from the expected or normal; strange: a queer situation.
      2. Odd or unconventional, as in behavior; eccentric. See Synonyms at strange.
      3. Of a questionable nature or character; suspicious.
      4. Slang Fake; counterfeit.
      5. Feeling slightly ill; queasy.
      6. Offensive Slang Homosexual.
      7. Usage Problem Of or relating to lesbians, gay men, bisexuals, or transgendered people.

    • Awesome

      At least he used proper grammar…

    • 5eagles

      Thanks! Have a great Valentines day, yup!

    • MylesofStyles

      *your

      • Jawbone

        *Yer

  • Whatever

    #10 I would play with that for hours.

    • Guest

      Flashbacks to the lock pick game from Oblivion.

    • steve

      go unlock your door a bunch of times…

    • Krymania

      After 23 years on this planet…I finally understand

    • Just sayin'

      Its a lock. I'm fucking over it.

    • Tatyana

      That's what she said.

    • Girl

      That's what she said.

    • Kat

      I watched this for about 15 minutes

    • LineHog

      this is how every fucking lock operates, so sad how mechanically incompetent our society has become

      • ╙╥╨

        says the dude who takes apart door locks in his spare time

  • Alexdagreat

    #5 would definitely want today

  • pixelogre

    #14 ok this one is just dumb. Because its so hard to dump it the other way or are you planning on dumping your dirt, dust and dead skin cells into a small glass?

    • Craigery

      This is actually quite useful if the only trash can you own has a 2" diameter.

      • DaddyD

        This is actually quite useful any time the dust pan is wider than your trash can … which is most of the time.

        • Simon

          So pour it on its side. When picking up, you normally have to tilt back the pan so that the stuff doesn't fall back out. I'd be forever pouring it back on the floor.

  • Rusty Shackleford

    #20 My God…

    • bucsaw

      A texas Tommie

    • Chiver

      Best kind of recipe, just pictures.

    • Kidicarus

      If in Mexico its actually pretty common to see these at hot dog stands. Another thing to love about Mexico.

      • karloz

        True, I have those all the time at Hermosillo, Mexico.

        • Bubba

          Berner Wurstel in Germany en Austria. Been around for ages! And fucking great btw.

      • Mike Hawke

        You know what else you can get in Mexico? …decapitated. The visit for a cheese filled bacon wrapped hot dog def not worth it.

    • Pelkahol

      I saw this and pretty much am obligated to go buy the materials to build this amazing creation

  • GuntherSquirrel

    #30 LOL!

    • http://twitter.com/ItIsDanTheMan @ItIsDanTheMan

      Just did this, it's the gift that keeps on giving.

      Just went to a pop culture website and saw the headline "Who is Some Asshole's Valentine? Not Some Asshole!"

    • Smitty

      Contemplating this myself now, may use the replacement: Useless celebrity Tw*t.

      Needs to be a Firefox PlugIn that gets updated with the celeb du jour.

  • rooster

    #10
    I starred at this too long

    • Mondo Burger

      Thank you! I was terrified I was the only one.

    • Hmmm

      Why and how did you star at it? I think you *stared at it…

      • I don't know

        A swing and a miss.

        • Amber

          A swing and a miss? Yeah, if home plate is on the moon.

  • Murph1908

    #23 Want!
    Where do I get it?

    • yep

      sorry, i don't get this one… explain please.

      • Boo

        They are crows and a bunch of crows is called a murder. Since there are only two, they are attempting to be a murder of crows.

    • AZFan

      Ahhhh, google attempted murder coffee cup. Then click on web sight, inter card card info, wait 3 to 5 business days. There you go mug at your door.

    • whoops

      yeah that was over my head too

    • MattyDeuce

      I always thought that Incubus album "A Crow Left of the Murder" was so creatively titled. Just a pop culture reference to that mug/murder of crows is all!

  • Canucks_Rule

    #12 – sweet mother of god.

    • Rafael

      indeed!

      Oh, and the Canucks suck donkey balls!!!

      • BoredGuy

        Couldn't agree more.

  • http://www.pitportal.pl/zalaczniki-pit.html Pit Zalaczniki

    Amazing, #15 the best 😉

  • MissChris

    #8 and #20 Mmmmmm, I love food.

  • @Vassquatch

    #20 + #26 = I can die happy

  • DERP

    #4 was also under You Can't Explain That. get it together guys… It is awesome of unexplainable?

    • Craigery

      Neither.

    • Lint

      So awesome it defies explanation

    • f1junkie

      Sounds disgusting, like eating real chicken waffles. Bleah

      • Craigery

        Chicken and waffles is a great combination, but I don't know about these "chicken waffles" you're referring to. They do sound gross.

    • brian

      Just because you can't explain it doesn't mean it's automatically not awesome!

  • Ted

    Good post Chive, you all have a good day.

  • Craigery

    #10 is called a key and it was invented a long time ago.

    • LukeSkywalker

      They're called inner machinations and we rarely see a key and lock's.

      • Craigery

        My bad. I should have said "They're called inner machinations, and they were invented a long time ago." Better?

  • SD_Scott

    #30, hilarious…

  • FLChiver

    #14 was stupid the first three times it was posted.

    • Mark S Man

      Yep, very efficient on confetti messes. That's about it, though.

  • sfb101

    #18 OK, So I'm easily amused….

    • fff

      doin this now

  • Kevin

    #28 where oh where do I find it!?

    • Stu

      Holy Sh^t! I want

    • ...

      You learn it. You don't still look at the keyboard when you type, right?

      • Ben

        Helps the learning curve

    • ...

      Just learn it. You don't still look at the keyboard when you type, right?

    • Kris

      This would be awesome for working with various design and publication programs. I want one.

    • Smitty

      Do a web search for Optimus Maximus keyboard. They're better.

    • luluc
    • Michael

      it's called the E-inkey Keyboard Concept

    • sid206

      Take…… My………… MONEY!

  • Seldi84

    #3 awesome idea
    #15 damn that is awesome and leathal.

    • Trig

      #3 has given me an idea for what I like to call the "Improved Virginia".

    • Guest

      *lethal, even.

  • fng

    Ok thats weird, I went to post a comment, and it was deleted by the admin as soon as I hit the Submit Comment Button. And there was nothing wrong with liking #1 & #20

    • Ralph

      I guess you lose…?

  • Dydy

    #28 Why in the hell would I use anything in Office for Typesetting over InDesign? No thanks I'll stick with Adobe's Sexy Triplets.

  • sspice

    cant remember what i oh ye..u mericans and oreos wtf is goin on why the obbsession why?

  • sspice

    cant remember what i oh ye..u mericans and oreos wtf is goin on why the obbsession why? there liken to bourbon biscuits what r wank

    • fng

      ^ shut up and eat your bangers n mash

    • Craigery

      Americans know how to make a real cookie. Go back to your dry crumbly biscuits, Scary Spice!

    • Hmmm

      Oreos remind us why we were typing…

  • Will

    Alphabit? Sigh…

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