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February 14, 2013 |
In: Girls, Hot Women, Sexy Chivers
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#2 Can't tell he's an idiot until we see the other girl.
Or until we see if she has the "crazy eyes" , but I don't see 4 cats in the background so we might be safe.
I'm guessing that at least a couple of these chicks have something in common besides being newly single: BAT SHIT CRAZY. Just a few crazy eyes in there…
Don't know until we see your face! ButterFace?
Learn your lesson. Next time go for a nice guy instead!
I agree. We see all these single chivettes, but are they going for chivers or douchebags?
Boy are you delusional!! Girls today do not want 'the nice guy'… they want the bad boy who masquerades as the nice guy!
If someone cheats on you, they have no respect for you.
Tomorrow, will you be letting us know what color the sky is?
This newsflash: Captain Obvious has reported for duty.
If he did it with out a reason his her own fault for liking douche bags. But the question i need answering is what pushed him to it? if there was a reason maybe its true what the old man has always said, "behind every beautiful woman is a man somewhere sick of dealing with her shit". She coud be a joyless bitch for all we know.
You may be really bad in bed….
For every hot girl, there is always a man tired of fucking her.
Maybe the other girl let him put it in her bum……..Ever think of that?
Cheating is always idiotic.
Too full of yourself. That's why he dumped you.
Where did the original picture go? It was changed in the last 15 minutes.
I'd take #14 out on the town
Hot! I'd love to pull that shirt up and lick her perky tits! Then I'd lay her down and lick her hot pussy until she was begging me to slide my hard dick inside of her…
Dude, take it down a notch. It's the Chive, not a 900 number.
hahaha wow to much porn for you today budy.
Easy now, Pay Cable
Out on the town? I'd stay in.
If you could have her cleaned and shipped to Norway, it would be much appreciated
#2 Based on looks, I'd say yes, he made a mistake.
But then, you wouldn't want us to just judge you on your looks, would you…. wait a second…
I don't know… Send me a picture of her and I'll tell you.
It's a trap!!
#2 #36 #45 #48 Using these examples as proof that I don't think their "single" status will last very long…
#36 is my favorite.
Yeah, could use a little more in the hips, but full natural C's on a frame like that is just exquisite!
I like your choices. I think you picked the only 4 that appear to be fun loving and not high maintenance.
#1,2. Defininently an idiot.
Remember, most good looking chicks have a head full of bad wiring, causing psycho behaviour
LOL good call.
Chive changed the pictures. This one NOT an idiot. The original was dating an idiot. Just to clarify…
How do I get the chance to take #48 out?? Gorgeous!
Grow a pair and talk to one
by the looks of her stop by your local high school.
#33 Please moar. gotta see what's attached to that gorgeous face!
#13 I wish I could be her date but I'm suffering from a terminal disease: it's called Married with kids.
You're an asshole.
No, I'm just a guy trying to make some funny comments. Sometime I succeed sometimes I fail, KCCO.
Hey, I laughed.
Most of the time it's successful
It was funny dude. Asshole was an asshole themselves.
I hear ya, dude. I'm in the same boat. But it doesn't hurt to look at the menu…just don't order.
If ya want suffering Paul, just let your wife find your post on this thread – especially today!
I am pretty sure you would quickly have a new level.
She knows, we've been together for so long we bust on each other all the time. You have to if you want to survive any relationship. BTW, if you think you insulting me, compared to her you don't even qualify as 3rd class amateur rookie.KCCO.
I have an idea: Let's all argue and talk smack to one another in the comments section of the Chive. Yeah, that'll show people how "cool" we are!
You mean like you're did just now? Irony it's a funny thing.
Wasn't trying to insult you at all. If you have a woman cool with that, good on you. I have been married over 10 years now. My wife enjoys my sarcasm most of the time, but if she saw a post of mine on Vday that said marriage was a disease, I can only classify the results as unpredictable, and not likely pleasant.
That is an absolutely avoidable disease brought about by poor life choices.
this is fucking funny!
lighten up people … he is kidding … christ! guessing the people who had a problem with the comment were female or not married or,worse yet, both
Whenever you meet a beautiful woman, just remember somewhere there's a man who's sick of shagging her.
laughed my ass off when I read that! Very true…
Now its my turn to go for a ride, the crazy ones do more stuff
Or loved shagging her, but could no longer put up with her bullshit. Could be the case with #1 above…
Maybe you had turned off American idol, teen pregnant whore, little princess pageant show, other nameless reality shit and paid some attention to the dude he wouldn't have banged that chick who went camping with him
You both should have shagged her, and wyochiver wouldn't have to cry about it
#4 #5 #6 and #39, just beautiful! Love the smiles! #49 just stopped me! Wow!
#33 I think I just fell in love.
#14 is stunning
These posts bring this quote to mind…"No matter how hot she is some guy somewhere is sick of her s#*t!"
Aww! Is someone still bitter that his girlfriend dumped him?
#14 definitely his loss. Ill be your valentine!
#40 LOVE THAT ASS!!
Imagine sliding those panties down and burying your face in those cheeks! Slowly tonguing her pussy and asshole while she pushed her hips back, aching for you to lick deeper…
Yes. Beautiful squishy right there.
You can't even see her ass. ???
they changed the album half way through the day yesterday so they mean #39
I hate it when they do that.
#2 Oh, he's an idiot – not because you're hot (and you are definitely that!) but because anyone who cheats is an idiot… there is no acceptable reason.
Kudos, finally someone with an actually good comment
I once read, on a club's bathroom wall, a very wise statement. It's amazing how wise we become after a few drinks. Anyway, it said, "She may be beautiful but someone somewhere is tired of putting up with her crap!"
behind every hot girl is a guy tired of banging her
Does he at least finish up?
#41 Just tell me where to send your gift.
Annnnnd, how can I find a single Chivette in San Francisco? So far no luck
#44 Are their skirts just that short or did that parking lot attendant in the background steal them?
#13 Can I please show you what one woman can do to another?
pics or it didn't happen
#13 I want to take you out bad your sexy and stunning when can we go on a date
I'll watch quietly in the corner of the room
Wow! Two sandwiches!?!?
Average age in here? maybe 21. I bet most of these girls thought their BF's were their soul mates and when they met them in grade 12 were destined to be together forever.
I hate valentines day.
I'm 30 and on here
You must be #51, you are absolutely gorgeous!
I call that bluff
you need a rim-job, eh?!
No, I think most of these girls are in their mid 20's. I see maybe a few can be 21 but a lot of these girls are older. I just don't how you came up with that theory. : / lol!
Reminds me of a saying "no matter how great she looks, someone, somewhere, is tired of her shit"
One man's trash is another man's treasure, unless you're Macklemore then one man's trash, that's another man's come up
#12 Good Lord, those eyes!
One of the most beautiful women I have ever seen!
Woah, I know her!
I think we might even be FB friends…
You are amazingly beautiful, Kelsey
Thank you! very sweet
Do you have a Twitter by any chance?
You're amazingly beautiful, Kelsey
#6……you just made my Valentines day!
I agree! She is the best looking and her eyes are amazing!! So Gorgeous!!!
Please ma'am, I'd like some more…
Thank you guys!
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