What would Valentine’s Day be without Newly Single Chivettes? (56 Photos)

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  • Brick

    #2 Can't tell he's an idiot until we see the other girl.

    • Marco

      Don't know until we see your face! ButterFace?

    • Marco

      Learn your lesson. Next time go for a nice guy instead!

      • Chiver

        I agree. We see all these single chivettes, but are they going for chivers or douchebags?

      • http://www.chunder.weebly.com Will

        Boy are you delusional!! Girls today do not want 'the nice guy'… they want the bad boy who masquerades as the nice guy!

    • Notknowing

      If someone cheats on you, they have no respect for you.

      • ThisGuy

        Tomorrow, will you be letting us know what color the sky is?

      • JAFitC

        This newsflash: Captain Obvious has reported for duty.

    • Face

      If he did it with out a reason his her own fault for liking douche bags. But the question i need answering is what pushed him to it? if there was a reason maybe its true what the old man has always said, "behind every beautiful woman is a man somewhere sick of dealing with her shit". She coud be a joyless bitch for all we know.

    • SheepDog

      You may be really bad in bed….

      • Sincity

        For every hot girl, there is always a man tired of fucking her.

    • MaineDave

      Cheating is always idiotic.

    • Hmmmmm

      Maybe the other girl let him put it in her bum……..Ever think of that?

    • Just Me

      Where did the original picture go? It was changed in the last 15 minutes.

    • Artist


    • True_Story

      Or until we see if she has the "crazy eyes" , but I don't see 4 cats in the background so we might be safe.

      • Trevor's Penis

        I'm guessing that at least a couple of these chicks have something in common besides being newly single: BAT SHIT CRAZY. Just a few crazy eyes in there…

    • Bomberblue

      Too full of yourself. That's why he dumped you.

  • PinkMemberPink

    I'd take #14 out on the town

    • Sully

      Out on the town? I'd stay in.

    • Loms

      If you could have her cleaned and shipped to Norway, it would be much appreciated

    • Roy

      Hot! I'd love to pull that shirt up and lick her perky tits! Then I'd lay her down and lick her hot pussy until she was begging me to slide my hard dick inside of her…

      • Beardstache

        Dude, take it down a notch. It's the Chive, not a 900 number.

      • James

        hahaha wow to much porn for you today budy.

      • benadocious

        Easy now, Pay Cable

  • NoName

    #2 Based on looks, I'd say yes, he made a mistake.

    But then, you wouldn't want us to just judge you on your looks, would you…. wait a second…

    • Bud

      I don't know… Send me a picture of her and I'll tell you.

    • shinystuffrocks

      It's a trap!!

  • Tillman61

    #2 #36 #45 #48 Using these examples as proof that I don't think their "single" status will last very long…

    • Heisanidiot

      #36 is my favorite.

      Yeah, could use a little more in the hips, but full natural C's on a frame like that is just exquisite!

    • smallchinaman

      I like your choices. I think you picked the only 4 that appear to be fun loving and not high maintenance.

  • Matt

    #1,2. Defininently an idiot.

    • Soup

      Remember, most good looking chicks have a head full of bad wiring, causing psycho behaviour

      • James

        LOL good call.

    • Matt check

      Chive changed the pictures. This one NOT an idiot. The original was dating an idiot. Just to clarify…

  • KAJ

    How do I get the chance to take #48 out?? Gorgeous!

    • JESSE

      by the looks of her stop by your local high school.

    • TreyD

      Grow a pair and talk to one

  • moarguydude

    #33 Please moar. gotta see what's attached to that gorgeous face!

  • tv_paul

    #13 I wish I could be her date but I'm suffering from a terminal disease: it's called Married with kids.

    • Notknowing

      I hear ya, dude. I'm in the same boat. But it doesn't hurt to look at the menu…just don't order.

    • Heisanidiot

      If ya want suffering Paul, just let your wife find your post on this thread – especially today!

      I am pretty sure you would quickly have a new level.

      • tv_paul

        She knows, we've been together for so long we bust on each other all the time. You have to if you want to survive any relationship. BTW, if you think you insulting me, compared to her you don't even qualify as 3rd class amateur rookie.KCCO.

        • Doc Tronic

          I have an idea: Let's all argue and talk smack to one another in the comments section of the Chive. Yeah, that'll show people how "cool" we are!

          • chive-a-holic

            You mean like you're did just now? Irony it's a funny thing.

        • Heisanidiot

          Wasn't trying to insult you at all. If you have a woman cool with that, good on you. I have been married over 10 years now. My wife enjoys my sarcasm most of the time, but if she saw a post of mine on Vday that said marriage was a disease, I can only classify the results as unpredictable, and not likely pleasant.

    • Livin' Legend

      That is an absolutely avoidable disease brought about by poor life choices. :D

    • wihkask_awasis

      this is fucking funny!

    • Youreanasshole

      You're an asshole.

      • tv_paul

        No, I'm just a guy trying to make some funny comments. Sometime I succeed sometimes I fail, KCCO.

        • Guest

          Hey, I laughed.

        • Yuppp

          Most of the time it's successful

        • IrishMan

          It was funny dude. Asshole was an asshole themselves.

    • BFP

      lighten up people … he is kidding … christ! guessing the people who had a problem with the comment were female or not married or,worse yet, both

  • Chiver

    Whenever you meet a beautiful woman, just remember somewhere there's a man who's sick of shagging her.

    • TreyD

      Now its my turn to go for a ride, the crazy ones do more stuff

    • wyochiver

      Or loved shagging her, but could no longer put up with her bullshit. Could be the case with #1 above…
      just sayin'

      • XBF

        Maybe you had turned off American idol, teen pregnant whore, little princess pageant show, other nameless reality shit and paid some attention to the dude he wouldn't have banged that chick who went camping with him
        Just sayin

        • GaFlchiver

          You both should have shagged her, and wyochiver wouldn't have to cry about it

    • MexicanCowboy

      laughed my ass off when I read that! Very true…

  • John

    #4 #5 #6 and #39, just beautiful! Love the smiles! #49 just stopped me! Wow!

  • KCCOmike

    #33 I think I just fell in love.

  • UMCane

    #14 is stunning

    • Daniel

      agree lol

  • gordsky12

    These posts bring this quote to mind…"No matter how hot she is some guy somewhere is sick of her s#*t!"

    • Candlejack

      Aww! Is someone still bitter that his girlfriend dumped him?

  • cd4747

    #14 definitely his loss. Ill be your valentine!

  • TheAssMan

    #40 LOVE THAT ASS!!

    • Notknowing

      Yes. Beautiful squishy right there.

    • MonkeyMadness

      You can't even see her ass. ???

      • sam

        they changed the album half way through the day yesterday so they mean #39

        • MonkeyMadness

          I hate it when they do that.

    • Steve

      Imagine sliding those panties down and burying your face in those cheeks! Slowly tonguing her pussy and asshole while she pushed her hips back, aching for you to lick deeper…

  • KSD

    #2 Oh, he's an idiot – not because you're hot (and you are definitely that!) but because anyone who cheats is an idiot… there is no acceptable reason.

    • http://thechive.com F3n1x187

      Kudos, finally someone with an actually good comment

  • Big Daddy Dave

    I once read, on a club's bathroom wall, a very wise statement. It's amazing how wise we become after a few drinks. Anyway, it said, "She may be beautiful but someone somewhere is tired of putting up with her crap!"

    • ins71nct

      behind every hot girl is a guy tired of banging her

      • sandy astroglide

        Does he at least finish up?


    #41 Just tell me where to send your gift.

  • Kip

    #14. MOAR!!!!!!!

    • ChivetoSurvive

      Annnnnd, how can I find a single Chivette in San Francisco? So far no luck

  • tv_paul

    #44 Are their skirts just that short or did that parking lot attendant in the background steal them?

  • I'm a Girl

    #13 Can I please show you what one woman can do to another?

    • joe

      #13 I want to take you out bad your sexy and stunning when can we go on a date

    • r1rider

      I'll watch quietly in the corner of the room

    • Heywood Jablowmi

      Wow! Two sandwiches!?!?

    • JustSayin'

      pics or it didn't happen

  • Prettyswellguy

    Average age in here? maybe 21. I bet most of these girls thought their BF's were their soul mates and when they met them in grade 12 were destined to be together forever.

    I hate valentines day.

    • Stephanie

      I'm 30 and on here

      • PankyHams

        You must be #51, you are absolutely gorgeous!

        • Braindead

          35, tops

      • Haha

        I call that bluff

    • Andy

      No, I think most of these girls are in their mid 20's. I see maybe a few can be 21 but a lot of these girls are older. I just don't how you came up with that theory. : / lol!

    • rimmer

      you need a rim-job, eh?!

  • Iam_Davey

    Reminds me of a saying "no matter how great she looks, someone, somewhere, is tired of her shit"

    • TheFrontier

      One man's trash is another man's treasure, unless you're Macklemore then one man's trash, that's another man's come up

      • Chiver

        Nicely done

  • MattKL

    #12 Good Lord, those eyes!

    • Kitsune

      Woah, I know her!

      I think we might even be FB friends…

      • https://www.facebook.com/kelsey.knox.566 Kelsey Knox


        • Sconnie

          You are amazingly beautiful, Kelsey :)

          • Kelsey

            Thank you! very sweet :)

            • Sconnie

              Do you have a Twitter by any chance? :)

        • Sconnie

          You're amazingly beautiful, Kelsey :)

        • Sconnie

          oops…double post

    • John

      One of the most beautiful women I have ever seen!

  • Brandon

    #6……you just made my Valentines day!

    • shinystuffrocks

      Please ma'am, I'd like some more…

    • http://TheChive SherryBud86

      Thank you guys!

    • Tim

      I agree! She is the best looking and her eyes are amazing!! So Gorgeous!!!

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