Are you sitting on a porta-potty taking a dump? wth. And you're a bit too old to be taking selfies trying to be sexy. Hang it up.
Sconnie
Did you really go on a bunch of these girls' pictures and write this kind of crap? Wow, it must be fun to have no life. As for this girl, you are extremely beautiful and I would have loved to have you as my valentine. Whoever broke up with you is crazy.
Truther
Are you really sitting online talking to pictures of females and telling them they are hot? Wow, you don't sound like a 300-pound basement dweller at ALL.
LOLZ
Sconnie
I actually am a recent college graduate, but thanks for asking…