Whatever happens, don’t say Awww (35 Photos)

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  • IrishInNJ

    #26 Awww

    • blue_bronco

      I want a baby elephant.

  • sfb101

    Well I made to #7. Then #26 really got me going…

  • GuntherSquirrel

    Damnit Chive! let me go to bed and sleep!!!!

  • tv_paul

    #1 I prefer Hare pie.

    • Mother Pus Bucket

      With Cool Whip?

    • Trig

      No more processed meat for me.

  • seanster5977

    Reminds me of my Grandpa when he used to nap in summer after early morning plowing.

    • Anonymous

      The field or your Grandmother?

      • Plowing Your Mom

        A simple "Plowing who or what, exactly?" would have sufficed…

        • ...


          • Chug

            No, 'whom' is an indirect object, 'who' is correct in this case.

  • Ryan

    God damn it Mr. Moustache! #4

    • inga

      Totally allowed an "awwwww" to escape while at work because of Mr. Moustache.

  • FLChiver

    #17. He's not greedy. He's a dog.

    • aaa

      Nah not greedy, just well trained.

  • Epitomizer

    #33 You got me, right in the ole soft spot. Awwww

  • bigyawns

    #24 mother of god let me pet it

  • Zanflango

    #34 has the weirdest boner right now…

  • Jace

    Im starting to hate this dog.

    • Jace


  • Samantha Rae

    DId you know Chris Dorner ( The ex LAPD officer running a muck in the streets of California) States in his Manifesto on page 22 half way down the Page


    …I'm Just Sayin….

    • EZEE

      Holy Shit! Samantha is right! It has it's own paragraph and all!

      This is the actual text – including context:
      I'm sure he's utilized his position to get you out of way more jams then the public has discovered and that your family is not indigent. Oh, tell your wife to stop perjuring herself in court.


      Anonymous, you are hated, vilified, and considered an enemy to the state. I personally view you as a culture and a necessity that brings truth to a cloaked world. Forge ahead!


    • DAV

      Yup…just saw that.

      • Layin it Down

        Of course he's probably quoting "Keep Calm and Carry On", the British propaganda slogan used during WW2 and before. John and company at the Chive ripped off that slogan, logo and all, directly from the British without even changing anything but the word Carry. Guess that's Karma biting you on the ass for being posers that do nothing but steal other peoples' intellectual property.

        Thumbs down if you must. You know i'm right.

        • DAV

          You're a dickhole

        • http://twitter.com/LosSaysSwag @LosSaysSwag

          How in any way is karma biting them in the ass?

        • Samantha Rae

          Dear Layin it down,
          Dude go lay down in a dumpster and close the lid like you should to your mouth!!! why the fcuk are you even on here!!!?!?

        • Tbrown1021

          Dude just cause you can't get a KCCO shirt is no reason to vent. We are all in the same boat. Chin up little guy, you will get one soon.
          And looks like Karma has given Chive a nice swat on the ass followed by a "Good Game"

          Thumbs down if you must. You know I'm right.

          • Layin it down

            Got one.

            In London

            Says KEEP CALM AND CARRY ON

            It's awesome.

            • Tbrown1021

              Honest question here, what is the hatred for? Simply for the KCCO? I ask respecfully because your comments seem to dwel from hatred for some reason.

  • ThisGuy

    Damn it Chive. Now I have to go split a chord of wood with an axe or something.

    • DAV

      No, you called it a "chord of wood". You're allowed to continue being a man.

  • yermon

    #3 – 3<

    • Mally

      its so fluffy im gonna die

  • Seldi84

    #13 #24 #26 I think my heart just broke from cuteness

  • Jameswastaken

    #34 The owner should attempt to clean its feet to prevent urine burn. </ serious>

    SO CUTE.

  • http://twitter.com/julesmarie310 @julesmarie310

    #11 !!!!! can't.handle.pocket.bunny!!!!

  • Dbar

    #3 what kind of dog is that?

    • DAV

      Tibetan mastiff

    • MattKL

      Fucking gigantic.

    • Pup

      The Bear kin.

  • Layin it Down

    Over half of these are re-posts from your own site. A bit lazy today are we John? Too busy stealing other peoples' logos and quotes and selling them on tee shirts at outrageous prices to sheeple? I pray for the day you get sued into the poorhouse for copyright infringement.

    Thumbs down me all you like. You're all thinking the same thing.

    • Layin it Up

      you mad bro?

    • http://twitter.com/LosSaysSwag @LosSaysSwag

      If anything, he would get sued for Trademark infringement. "Keep Calm _ On" isn't exactly an original work of authorship.

      • Layin it down

        I respect you.

        Your comments are well thought out.

        But by your logic, Can I then print my own KCCO shirts and sell them with no legal backlash?
        Can the Chive sue me for taking their stolen logo and use it for my own profit?

        the slope gets slippery.

        Also, i love the simple minds who cannot form a rational retort, but simply respond with beer soaked rage and petty threats.

        • Samantha Rae

          Dear Layin it down,
          YOur logic also indicates that you are a trolllllololololll

        • DAV

          Ah, you're a pretentious dickhole.

          • Layin it down


            Thank you for being the poster child and making my point.

            Why are you here? don't you have to go buy another 12 of Natty Light and smack around your common law wife? (That means your white trash girlfriend you are too lazy to marry so you just co-habitate the single wide trailer on blocks in rural Alabama) How many bastard children are smearing their poo on those walls, I wonder? Don't let that piss water beer buzz wear off. You probably have a court date in the morning.

            Oh, and I'm guessing you had to look up the word pretentious before your last post.

            • DAV

              You couldn't be farther off. Just trolling a troll. Don't drink, Rehab Doc, not married, no kids, home in a gated community, never arrested. You are right on one thing. I do live with my girlfriend. It makes it financially easier on her since she is going through chemo.

              • Layin it down

                Fell better posting your LinkedIn profile?

                Rehab Doc calls me a pretentious dick hole? You are clown shoes my friend. and i hope you get fired because you are the opposite of a positive roll model for both substance abusers and cancer patients alike.

                Oh, and a chain link fence for your inbred dog does not a gated community make.

                • Layin it down

                  and yes, i caught both of my typos.
                  *feel and *role
                  Focus on the subject matter, not the grammar

                  • Layingdownurmom

                    Yo feel and role you noob.. How can I focus when you're trashing up the place with your in ability to proof read before hitting post… Gawd!

    • Tripod

      if you don't like the site and think it sucks why are you on it posting about whats wrong with it, don't you have better things to do?

  • bob from accounting

    #2 lucky fridge

  • http://twitter.com/LosSaysSwag @LosSaysSwag

    #4 #7 #13 Lost it.

  • TheFrontier

    #27 Some girls should be taking notes here

  • Jdub ottawa

    awww…some looking chick!!!

  • P90

    #4 Dammit…er….does anyone want to talk about fighter jets?

  • Aviation Guy

    #32 Literal meaning of Devil Dog. Semper Fi!

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