February 15, 2013 |
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If you have sex with a prostitute against her will is that considered rape or shoplifting?
Inappropriate, but funny. The answer is both. Both is the answer your looking for. Also, run before the brothel owner kills you.
#1 but will she share?
Who cares? The expression on her face is priceless. Pretty girl.
Sure you can do anything you want to the bald guy, I'm sure she won't mind.
I think I'm in love with this petite little Mila Kunis looker
the boot should be full of jizz
Just like your ass
#42 is fantastic. Cheers to everyone – have a great weekend!!
Ive got a better chance at getting that Ass then getting that Tshirt
Naw, I'm sick of that whole " just drape a t shirt into the picture" bullshit. Why in the fuck would she have that shirt placed just so? And who's the cuckolded boyfriend taking the picture? "Baby, take a bunch of pictures of me so random Internet dudes can jack off to me!"
Ha! Wrong butt shot. Naw seriously, this is hot as fuck.
Please, Allow me to retort. You're an idiot.
x art kristen happy couple
Fucking, with class.
For this find, Mithraug deserves a monument instilled in his name.
ATi…Just in the fact that you used the term 'Cuckold' is enough for me to agree with your comment.And be damn certain that 'boyfriend' will never tire of 'Hand raping' his own unit,cause you know he ain't punishing that ass…Well done.
Are you still into trannies?
I could be wrong but I believe this is Melissa Debling (British booby model) in a video that is really as creepy as it may seem…not that I watch it.
I wore a t-shirt like that once.
They… they don't let me near schools anymore.
#15 Holy… Shit… Looks like someone got a hold of some chloroform.
This is from a porno…X-art
Killer set of meat curtains that girl has!
#12 – Fucking Metroids!
What is that stuff?
Shit, I hate jellyfish
That is so HOTT!!
I "thumbs uped" this 10 times because it deserved it.
I would smile in any family picture if she was my photographer.
#5 #15 all day!!!
15 I believe is Melissa Debling (google for noods)
I think i need to start gluing camera's to the ground.
This is how I imagine heaven
You imagine girls are getting drunk around you while you're standing there scratching your head?
you know when you realize you have a shot at a first page comment on the dar and your creative mind just takes a shit? It's happening right now
wow ur a faggot
hey man don't listen to that guy just keep doin your thing!
fuk u hes wasting a first page comment,,
Yet he currently has more people engaging in conversation then anyone else's comment does. You're dumb.
Dude, you joking right? He is commenting on his own comments. i.e. You're dumb.
Almost as amusing as some of the pics!
I know right? Guy is a tool.
Well played, sir.
I heard that he doesn't like bacon.
#44 Life's a Garden, Dig it.
Its me and you Meteor
Joe Dirt is my fucking hero.
Joe Dirt is fucking my hero.
You should see my gf, youde shit yourself
like an eagle, well, more like a hard ass pterodactyl… RAAAH
what you got there is a frozen chunk of poopy
#9 and to think we almost destroyed them during the Cold War. Thank you JFK and thank you Russia
And thank you Bruce Willis for blowing apart that asteroid so it didn't land on them today… oh wait…
I think Mikael Gorbachev deserves just as much thanks as JFK
I wouldn't ever say no to a nap!!
Melissa Debling NSFW model. your welcome.
It's not my welcome. Take it back! Or did you mean "you're welcome"? I can't easily tell from the context what your meaning is.
You're* an asshole
#1 Das Boot
#15 Das Booty
I see what you did there.
#44 loves me some Joe Dirt!!
FDAU #5 that's the way I like to …..
Nope, guess again!
Look for stuff that rolled under the couch?
Sounds like some Chivers need an introduction to the lyrical genius of 2 Live Crew
Thats the way you like to take in the Ass?
The correct answer is my Mountain Climber exercises.
I am way into fitness!
Fitness dick in your mouth?
Fitness dick in yo momma!
Yes Seattle, geniuses like Luke from 2LCrew are rarely appreciated in their own time.
Chive must have had to hurry to make happy hour! Early DAR
#8 is the library of my dreams!
the library of my dreams has less books and way more chicks
Looks like you don't understand the point of a library. Me, I was thinking it needed MORE books.
#39 had my heart immediately.
Put down the Reader's Digest and pick up a book.
#1 #13 #41
looks like heaven… god, I think I just need a drink!
#13 – No IPA?!? WTF is wrong with that place…
BTW, hate the hoops necessary to post a damn comment.
#3 where do I find that decal!!!????
Oooook, #33 wins today!
Very sexy, would like to see her face though
must provide more dear chivette. MORE MOAR MOORE
Well…i wont be getting up from my desk anytime soon. PLEASE FIND!!!
Might be the most important FIND HER I've seen all year.
amazing. I want to know more about this one
#33 Ladies and gentlemen: Perfection.
In the name of all things good and holy: FIND. HER.
Yeah and she is too
The guy who photoshops Kate Upton's stomach uses this as inspiration.
If #32 got bored and made an ice rink, #33 must have gotten bored and did a couple hundred thousand situps. Props! B-)
you better keep hiding Ricky Spanish! you sold my grandmother to the sex slave industry, and she is dead. you sick bastard!
#5 I'd like to flick her shutter…. or something witty. Fuck, I can't even form a cogent thought right now.
Wait wait… I got it. I'd like to maker her shutter fly.
I was thinking "I'd like to make her shutter flutter…"
You're better off with $42, trust me.
- the one… oh shit, not logged in!!1!
Needs to lose those fucking panties, though. C'mon if you're going to slut it up on the internet, then go "full retard."
#33 Do go on. Or off… Whatever – PLEASE!
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