• Damien

    Happy Friday!

    • Gooch

      If you have sex with a prostitute against her will is that considered rape or shoplifting?

      • Teehee

        Inappropriate, but funny. The answer is both. Both is the answer your looking for. Also, run before the brothel owner kills you.

  • Nate S

    #1 but will she share?

    • SOSteppenwolf

      the boot should be full of jizz

      • Jack Wagon

        Just like your ass

    • dreez

      I think I'm in love with this petite little Mila Kunis looker

    • collaborate, listen

      Who cares? The expression on her face is priceless. Pretty girl.

      • tv_paul

        Sure you can do anything you want to the bald guy, I'm sure she won't mind.

  • maltydoggy

    yessss. FRIDAY!!!!

  • CosmoKramerTheAssMan

    #42 is fantastic. Cheers to everyone – have a great weekend!!


    • TreyD

      Ive got a better chance at getting that Ass then getting that Tshirt

    • ATi

      Naw, I'm sick of that whole " just drape a t shirt into the picture" bullshit. Why in the fuck would she have that shirt placed just so? And who's the cuckolded boyfriend taking the picture? "Baby, take a bunch of pictures of me so random Internet dudes can jack off to me!"

      • Hunter

        I could be wrong but I believe this is Melissa Debling (British booby model) in a video that is really as creepy as it may seem…not that I watch it.

      • ATi

        Ha! Wrong butt shot. Naw seriously, this is hot as fuck.

      • Epitomizer

        Please, Allow me to retort. You're an idiot.

        • mithraug

          x art kristen happy couple

          • Kato

            For this find, Mithraug deserves a monument instilled in his name.

          • Epitomizer

            Fucking, with class.

      • No_Filter_HOOK

        ATi…Just in the fact that you used the term 'Cuckold' is enough for me to agree with your comment.And be damn certain that 'boyfriend' will never tire of 'Hand raping' his own unit,cause you know he ain't punishing that ass…Well done.

        • Bill

          Are you still into trannies?

    • Rob

      I wore a t-shirt like that once.
      They… they don't let me near schools anymore.

  • Epitomizer

    #15 Holy… Shit… Looks like someone got a hold of some chloroform.


      This is from a porno…X-art

    • dude

      Killer set of meat curtains that girl has!

  • Damien

    #12 – Fucking Metroids!

    • Berty

      What is that stuff?

      • dreez

        Ectoplasm. nahhhh

        Jellyfish, bro

        • Berty

          Shit, I hate jellyfish

  • Kevrhutch

    That is so HOTT!!

    • Bdrizzle

      I would smile in any family picture if she was my photographer.

    • guest


    • Do0zer

      I "thumbs uped" this 10 times because it deserved it.

  • Big Joe

    #5 #15 all day!!!

    • Waylon

      I think i need to start gluing camera's to the ground.

    • Hunter

      15 I believe is Melissa Debling (google for noods)

  • otto


    This is how I imagine heaven

    • ThisGuy

      You imagine girls are getting drunk around you while you're standing there scratching your head?

  • bigyawns

    you know when you realize you have a shot at a first page comment on the dar and your creative mind just takes a shit? It's happening right now

    • bigyawns

      wow ur a faggot

      • Huell

        I'm confused.

    • bigyawns

      hey man don't listen to that guy just keep doin your thing!

      • bigyawns

        fuk u hes wasting a first page comment,,

        • Ryan

          Yet he currently has more people engaging in conversation then anyone else's comment does. You're dumb.

          • smh ryan

            Dude, you joking right? He is commenting on his own comments. i.e. You're dumb.

            • David

              Almost as amusing as some of the pics!

          • bigyawns

            I know right? Guy is a tool.

    • Big Joe

      Well played, sir.

      • Anonymous

        I heard that he doesn't like bacon.

  • Bhodi

    #44 Life's a Garden, Dig it.

    • DDD

      Its me and you Meteor

    • Love u joe

      Joe Dirt is my fucking hero.

      • r00s7a

        Joe Dirt is fucking my hero.

        • james

          You should see my gf, youde shit yourself

    • Joe Dirte

      like an eagle, well, more like a hard ass pterodactyl… RAAAH

    • badbad

      what you got there is a frozen chunk of poopy

  • Tex Ass

    #9 and to think we almost destroyed them during the Cold War. Thank you JFK and thank you Russia

    • Canucks_Rule


    • Salt

      And thank you Bruce Willis for blowing apart that asteroid so it didn't land on them today… oh wait…

    • Tokey the Bear

      I think Mikael Gorbachev deserves just as much thanks as JFK

      • Kato

        Perestroika bitches!

  • Kevrhutch

    I wouldn't ever say no to a nap!!

    • Hunter

      Melissa Debling NSFW model. your welcome.

      • Bruce

        It's not my welcome. Take it back! Or did you mean "you're welcome"? I can't easily tell from the context what your meaning is.

        • fuckYou

          You're* an asshole

  • blue_bronco

    #1 Das Boot
    #15 Das Booty

    • Lboogie13

      I see what you did there.

  • Justin Cider

    #44 loves me some Joe Dirt!!

  • #387

    FDAU #5 that's the way I like to …..

    • FunKiller


    • @angryprof13


      • #387

        Nope, guess again!

        • Ryan

          Look for stuff that rolled under the couch?

          • #387

            Getting warmer!

            • ChivinSeattle

              Sounds like some Chivers need an introduction to the lyrical genius of 2 Live Crew

              • Deke

                Thats the way you like to take in the Ass?

                • #387

                  Wrong Deke.

                  The correct answer is my Mountain Climber exercises.
                  I am way into fitness!

                  • Octopus

                    Fitness dick in your mouth?

                    • #387

                      Fitness dick in yo momma!

              • #387

                Yes Seattle, geniuses like Luke from 2LCrew are rarely appreciated in their own time.

  • Armed Ann Dangerous

    Chive must have had to hurry to make happy hour! Early DAR

  • arryah

    #8 is the library of my dreams!

    • Bhodi

      the library of my dreams has less books and way more chicks

      • Sir Cadogen

        Looks like you don't understand the point of a library. Me, I was thinking it needed MORE books.

  • @angryprof13

    #39 had my heart immediately.

    • David


    • vfd

      Put down the Reader's Digest and pick up a book.

    • Long Duk Dong


    • Mmmm

      Cinnamon Muff!

  • TucsonPhil

    #1 #13 #41
    looks like heaven… god, I think I just need a drink!

    • zen2600

      #13 – No IPA?!? WTF is wrong with that place…
      BTW, hate the hoops necessary to post a damn comment.

    • k.bowman

      #3 where do I find that decal!!!????

  • FunKiller

    Oooook, #33 wins today!

    • Everclear

      #33 Ladies and gentlemen: Perfection.

      • Connor

        In the name of all things good and holy: FIND. HER.

    • Kato

      Rock hard.

      • randall

        Yeah and she is too

    • Bhodi

      Very sexy, would like to see her face though

    • Mark

      Want MOARRR!!

    • Nate S

      wicked hot

    • spellathon

      must provide more dear chivette. MORE MOAR MOORE

    • pbb005

      Well…i wont be getting up from my desk anytime soon. PLEASE FIND!!!

    • Ben

      Might be the most important FIND HER I've seen all year.

    • Ben

      amazing. I want to know more about this one

    • ThisGuy

      The guy who photoshops Kate Upton's stomach uses this as inspiration.

    • patov40

      If #32 got bored and made an ice rink, #33 must have gotten bored and did a couple hundred thousand situps. Props! B-)

  • RickySpanish

    #5 outstanding.

    • That Guy

      you better keep hiding Ricky Spanish! you sold my grandmother to the sex slave industry, and she is dead. you sick bastard!

  • Epitomizer

    #5 I'd like to flick her shutter…. or something witty. Fuck, I can't even form a cogent thought right now.

    • Epitomizer

      Wait wait… I got it. I'd like to maker her shutter fly.

      • DeepestBlue2

        I was thinking "I'd like to make her shutter flutter…"

  • Boobman

    $42 WOW!

    • SOSteppenwolf

      Needs to lose those fucking panties, though. C'mon if you're going to slut it up on the internet, then go "full retard."

    • Boobman

      #42 oops

      • Paula_

        You're better off with $42, trust me.

        – the one… oh shit, not logged in!!1!

        • Courtesy Flush


  • Go On

    #33 Do go on. Or off… Whatever – PLEASE!

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