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Daily Afternoon Randomness in HQ (44 Photos)

February 15, 2013 | In: High-Res

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Damien

Happy Friday!

Gooch

If you have sex with a prostitute against her will is that considered rape or shoplifting?

Teehee

Inappropriate, but funny. The answer is both. Both is the answer your looking for. Also, run before the brothel owner kills you.

Nate S

#1 but will she share?

collaborate, listen

Who cares? The expression on her face is priceless. Pretty girl.

tv_paul

Sure you can do anything you want to the bald guy, I'm sure she won't mind.

dreez

I think I'm in love with this petite little Mila Kunis looker
SOSteppenwolf

the boot should be full of jizz

Jack Wagon

Just like your ass

maltydoggy

yessss. FRIDAY!!!!
CosmoKramerTheAssMan

#42 is fantastic. Cheers to everyone – have a great weekend!!

CKTAM

TreyD

Ive got a better chance at getting that Ass then getting that Tshirt
ATi

Naw, I'm sick of that whole " just drape a t shirt into the picture" bullshit. Why in the fuck would she have that shirt placed just so? And who's the cuckolded boyfriend taking the picture? "Baby, take a bunch of pictures of me so random Internet dudes can jack off to me!"

ATi

Ha! Wrong butt shot. Naw seriously, this is hot as fuck.
Epitomizer

Please, Allow me to retort. You're an idiot.

mithraug

x art kristen happy couple

Epitomizer

Fucking, with class.
Kato

For this find, Mithraug deserves a monument instilled in his name.

No_Filter_HOOK

ATi…Just in the fact that you used the term 'Cuckold' is enough for me to agree with your comment.And be damn certain that 'boyfriend' will never tire of 'Hand raping' his own unit,cause you know he ain't punishing that ass…Well done.

Bill

Are you still into trannies?

Hunter

I could be wrong but I believe this is Melissa Debling (British booby model) in a video that is really as creepy as it may seem…not that I watch it.

Rob

I wore a t-shirt like that once.
They… they don't let me near schools anymore.

Epitomizer

#15 Holy… Shit… Looks like someone got a hold of some chloroform.

ZOTZOTZOT

This is from a porno…X-art
dude

Killer set of meat curtains that girl has!

Damien

#12 – Fucking Metroids!

Berty

What is that stuff?

dreez

Ectoplasm. nahhhh

Jellyfish, bro

Berty

Shit, I hate jellyfish

Kevrhutch

#5
That is so HOTT!!

guest

FIND!
Do0zer

I "thumbs uped" this 10 times because it deserved it.
Bdrizzle

I would smile in any family picture if she was my photographer.

Big Joe

#5 #15 all day!!!

Hunter

15 I believe is Melissa Debling (google for noods)
Waylon

I think i need to start gluing camera's to the ground.

otto

#1

This is how I imagine heaven

ThisGuy

You imagine girls are getting drunk around you while you're standing there scratching your head?

bigyawns

you know when you realize you have a shot at a first page comment on the dar and your creative mind just takes a shit? It's happening right now

bigyawns

wow ur a faggot

Huell

I'm confused.

bigyawns

hey man don't listen to that guy just keep doin your thing!

bigyawns

fuk u hes wasting a first page comment,,

Ryan

Yet he currently has more people engaging in conversation then anyone else's comment does. You're dumb.

smh ryan

Dude, you joking right? He is commenting on his own comments. i.e. You're dumb.

David

Almost as amusing as some of the pics!

bigyawns

I know right? Guy is a tool.

Big Joe

Well played, sir.

Anonymous

I heard that he doesn't like bacon.

Bhodi

#44 Life's a Garden, Dig it.

DDD

Its me and you Meteor
Love u joe

Joe Dirt is my fucking hero.

r00s7a

Joe Dirt is fucking my hero.

james

You should see my gf, youde shit yourself

Joe Dirte

like an eagle, well, more like a hard ass pterodactyl… RAAAH
badbad

what you got there is a frozen chunk of poopy

Tex Ass

#9 and to think we almost destroyed them during the Cold War. Thank you JFK and thank you Russia

Salt

And thank you Bruce Willis for blowing apart that asteroid so it didn't land on them today… oh wait…
Tokey the Bear

I think Mikael Gorbachev deserves just as much thanks as JFK

Kato

Perestroika bitches!

Canucks_Rule

here-here!!

Kevrhutch

#15
I wouldn't ever say no to a nap!!

Hunter

Melissa Debling NSFW model. your welcome.

Bruce

It's not my welcome. Take it back! Or did you mean "you're welcome"? I can't easily tell from the context what your meaning is.

fuckYou

You're* an asshole

blue_bronco

#1 Das Boot
#15 Das Booty

Lboogie13

I see what you did there.

Justin Cider

#44 loves me some Joe Dirt!!
#387

FDAU #5 that's the way I like to …..

@angryprof13

sleep!

#387

Nope, guess again!

Ryan

Look for stuff that rolled under the couch?

#387

Getting warmer!

ChivinSeattle

Sounds like some Chivers need an introduction to the lyrical genius of 2 Live Crew

Deke

Thats the way you like to take in the Ass?

#387

Wrong Deke.

The correct answer is my Mountain Climber exercises.
I am way into fitness!

Octopus

Fitness dick in your mouth?

#387

Fitness dick in yo momma!

#387

Yes Seattle, geniuses like Luke from 2LCrew are rarely appreciated in their own time.

FunKiller

Ffffffriieeeeeend?

Armed Ann Dangerous

Chive must have had to hurry to make happy hour! Early DAR
arryah

#8 is the library of my dreams!

Bhodi

the library of my dreams has less books and way more chicks

Sir Cadogen

Looks like you don't understand the point of a library. Me, I was thinking it needed MORE books.

@angryprof13

#39 had my heart immediately.

David

Stunning!!!!!!!
vfd

Put down the Reader's Digest and pick up a book.
Long Duk Dong

Firecrotch
Mmmm

Cinnamon Muff!

TucsonPhil

#1 #13 #41
looks like heaven… god, I think I just need a drink!

zen2600

#13 – No IPA?!? WTF is wrong with that place…
BTW, hate the hoops necessary to post a damn comment.
k.bowman

#3 where do I find that decal!!!????

FunKiller

Oooook, #33 wins today!

Bhodi

Very sexy, would like to see her face though
Mark

Want MOARRR!!
Nate S

wicked hot
spellathon

must provide more dear chivette. MORE MOAR MOORE
pbb005

Well…i wont be getting up from my desk anytime soon. PLEASE FIND!!!
Ben

Might be the most important FIND HER I've seen all year.
Ben

amazing. I want to know more about this one
Everclear

#33 Ladies and gentlemen: Perfection.

Connor

In the name of all things good and holy: FIND. HER.

Kato

Rock hard.

randall

Yeah and she is too

ThisGuy

The guy who photoshops Kate Upton's stomach uses this as inspiration.
patov40

If #32 got bored and made an ice rink, #33 must have gotten bored and did a couple hundred thousand situps. Props! B-)

RickySpanish

#5 outstanding.

That Guy

you better keep hiding Ricky Spanish! you sold my grandmother to the sex slave industry, and she is dead. you sick bastard!

Epitomizer

#5 I'd like to flick her shutter…. or something witty. Fuck, I can't even form a cogent thought right now.

Epitomizer

Wait wait… I got it. I'd like to maker her shutter fly.

DeepestBlue2

I was thinking "I'd like to make her shutter flutter…"

Boobman

$42 WOW!

Boobman

#42 oops

Paula_

You're better off with $42, trust me.

Hugs,
Paula
- the one… oh shit, not logged in!!1!

Courtesy Flush

Fake

SOSteppenwolf

Needs to lose those fucking panties, though. C'mon if you're going to slut it up on the internet, then go "full retard."

Go On

#33 Do go on. Or off… Whatever – PLEASE!

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