lol no hot girls. No one bother to look into this post as much.
MylesofStyles
Translation: "You die round eye."
WA cc
#3 lol I believe he's just trying to be funny. I'd do it.
#17 so do I
James
Wow… #3
He spelled McDonald's employee wrong so many times… This is why you're never going to make it past a burger flipper. Now hand me some fries and keep that nasty ass swag outta my drink.
Dave
So this is what I've been missing out on from online dating sites this whole time?
https://www.facebook.com/keith.dietrich.7 Keith_D
Good luck being an airplane, #8! I wish I had your drive, ambition, commitment and overall love and joy of being an airplane. I've tried to be a drum before, but it just didn't work out for me, so I've had to stick with being a human who plays drums. I am truly envious of you, my friend. Then again, I'm also envious of #3 and all that swag… It's just not fair for one man to have ALL THE SWAG!
unclepissy
#8 is full of douchebaggery I unfortunately know of him. Brain dead fucker!
Hrdwood
#13 had a chance, but the fact that she can't spell condoms was the deal breaker…
Beckers
#6 Pretty funny dude
steveraimer
Yeah, I actually laughed pretty hard at this. Some people don't get dry humor
PIMP
#25 TRUTH!
Am I right or what, guys?
drewdeze
#4 can get it! i'm looking for her profile right now
Jack Hung
What's the name?
Sirgallahad4
#9 two problems:
1. Tuck that stock into your shoulder better.
2. Work on the eye relief on that scope unless you want an eyebrow bite.
Delta Diver
That's my brother – he's left handed shooting pistols and righty shooting long guns.
CanadianChivette
Tell your brother he's cute and I would suck his cock.
Jawbone
I doubt this guy wants a guy to suck his dick. Yes, we're all aware you're a dude.
CanadaianChivette
But…now I want to suck your cock.
Delta Diver
Ok, so not my brother –
1. Wrong style flip-flops.
2. Wrong type of rifle.
3. He wouldn't be caught dead with a LSU hat.
davo
didn't this guy shoot up a school recently?
Canucks_Rule
#10 – ladies, better jump on this one. lol.
Grumpy
#10 – Hank Schrader?
lvts
And not a single fuck was given that day.
Ally
This entire post had me laughing out loud XD
Lboogie13
#6 pretty much sums everything up.
OhioChiver
Well this just caused me to close my Chive dating site account. Scary man…scary.
Rick
#28 yeah right he has gay boy sex all the time
Force Kin
Wheres the next page button gone??? It's fucking tedious browsing chive now.
halfassed911
#5 sounds like me haha
charlotte
#29 dat pose
Sirgallahad4
#3
Do the world 2 favors:
1. NEVER procreate. Seriously…. Do NOT contaminate the earth with your inferior genetics.
2. Jump off of a VERY tall building.
Buzzard
Dear #14 , Please let me be the first to help you with your 4th goal. Thank you. Buzzard
TNchiver
Oh, Buzzard's a tough guy! This must be you in #19. Tool level: infinity
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