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Online dating is a one stop shop for love (30 Photos)

February 16, 2013 | In: Creepy, Funny, WTF

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Category: Creepy, Funny, WTF

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  • Candlejack

    #4
    Still would.

    • Janus

      dude… wft?

    • Quint

      A booty like that… swallow ya whole

      • MattKL

        But what a way to go!

  • Kevrhutch

    And HOW and I still single?

    • JESSE

      misuse of common words

      • MylesofStyles

        It cuts like a knife, but it feels SO right.

  • Normal

    My life seems ok

  • ICUP

    #24 what a fucking clown

    • AssClown

      I know right?!

      • Epitomizer

        Ha

    • jeff

      not even figuratively

    • Dude here

      ICP sucks. Terrible role models

    • i8paula

      He should probably get that nut thing checked out

  • Baked

    #28

    I believe him yo.. I don't know why but I do

    -the Mexican in Half Baked

    • paco gerte

      Yo he's Cuban B!!!

      • GatOner

        Yes, Cuban B!

        • nelson pancakes

          Best line in the film.

      • Sal

        That's what he said the Mexican in Half Baked

    • http://twitter.com/TheGreenMalice @TheGreenMalice

      Yo, he was Cuban, B!

    • Timmayy

      They killed killer, B!

  • 神威

    lol no hot girls. No one bother to look into this post as much.

    • MylesofStyles

      Translation: "You die round eye."

  • WA cc

    #3 lol I believe he's just trying to be funny. I'd do it.
    #17 so do I ;)

    • James

      Wow… #3
      He spelled McDonald's employee wrong so many times… This is why you're never going to make it past a burger flipper. Now hand me some fries and keep that nasty ass swag outta my drink.

  • Dave

    So this is what I've been missing out on from online dating sites this whole time?

  • https://www.facebook.com/keith.dietrich.7 Keith_D

    Good luck being an airplane, #8! I wish I had your drive, ambition, commitment and overall love and joy of being an airplane. I've tried to be a drum before, but it just didn't work out for me, so I've had to stick with being a human who plays drums. I am truly envious of you, my friend. Then again, I'm also envious of #3 and all that swag… It's just not fair for one man to have ALL THE SWAG!

    • unclepissy

      #8 is full of douchebaggery I unfortunately know of him. Brain dead fucker!

  • Hrdwood

    #13 had a chance, but the fact that she can't spell condoms was the deal breaker…

  • Beckers

    #6 Pretty funny dude

    • steveraimer

      Yeah, I actually laughed pretty hard at this. Some people don't get dry humor

  • PIMP

    #25 TRUTH!

    Am I right or what, guys?

  • drewdeze

    #4 can get it! i'm looking for her profile right now

    • Jack Hung

      What's the name?

  • Sirgallahad4

    #9 two problems:

    1. Tuck that stock into your shoulder better.

    2. Work on the eye relief on that scope unless you want an eyebrow bite.

    • Delta Diver

      That's my brother – he's left handed shooting pistols and righty shooting long guns.

      • CanadianChivette

        Tell your brother he's cute and I would suck his cock.

        • Jawbone

          I doubt this guy wants a guy to suck his dick. Yes, we're all aware you're a dude.

          • CanadaianChivette

            But…now I want to suck your cock.

      • Delta Diver

        Ok, so not my brother –
        1. Wrong style flip-flops.
        2. Wrong type of rifle.
        3. He wouldn't be caught dead with a LSU hat.

        • davo

          didn't this guy shoot up a school recently?

  • Canucks_Rule

    #10 – ladies, better jump on this one. lol.

    • Grumpy

      #10 – Hank Schrader?

  • lvts

    And not a single fuck was given that day.

  • Ally

    This entire post had me laughing out loud XD

  • Lboogie13

    #6 pretty much sums everything up.

  • OhioChiver

    Well this just caused me to close my Chive dating site account. Scary man…scary.

  • Rick

    #28 yeah right he has gay boy sex all the time

  • Force Kin

    Wheres the next page button gone??? It's fucking tedious browsing chive now.

  • halfassed911

    #5 sounds like me haha

  • charlotte

    #29 dat pose

  • Sirgallahad4

    #3

    Do the world 2 favors:

    1. NEVER procreate. Seriously…. Do NOT contaminate the earth with your inferior genetics.

    2. Jump off of a VERY tall building.

  • Buzzard

    Dear #14 , Please let me be the first to help you with your 4th goal. Thank you. Buzzard

    • TNchiver

      Oh, Buzzard's a tough guy! This must be you in #19. Tool level: infinity

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