February 16, 2013 |
In: Creepy, Funny, WTF
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Category: Creepy, Funny, WTF
A booty like that… swallow ya whole
But what a way to go!
And HOW and I still single?
misuse of common words
It cuts like a knife, but it feels SO right.
My life seems ok
#24 what a fucking clown
I know right?!
not even figuratively
ICP sucks. Terrible role models
He should probably get that nut thing checked out
I believe him yo.. I don't know why but I do
-the Mexican in Half Baked
Yo he's Cuban B!!!
Yes, Cuban B!
Best line in the film.
That's what he said the Mexican in Half Baked
Yo, he was Cuban, B!
They killed killer, B!
lol no hot girls. No one bother to look into this post as much.
Translation: "You die round eye."
#3 lol I believe he's just trying to be funny. I'd do it.
#17 so do I
He spelled McDonald's employee wrong so many times… This is why you're never going to make it past a burger flipper. Now hand me some fries and keep that nasty ass swag outta my drink.
So this is what I've been missing out on from online dating sites this whole time?
Good luck being an airplane, #8! I wish I had your drive, ambition, commitment and overall love and joy of being an airplane. I've tried to be a drum before, but it just didn't work out for me, so I've had to stick with being a human who plays drums. I am truly envious of you, my friend. Then again, I'm also envious of #3 and all that swag… It's just not fair for one man to have ALL THE SWAG!
#8 is full of douchebaggery I unfortunately know of him. Brain dead fucker!
#13 had a chance, but the fact that she can't spell condoms was the deal breaker…
#6 Pretty funny dude
Yeah, I actually laughed pretty hard at this. Some people don't get dry humor
Am I right or what, guys?
#4 can get it! i'm looking for her profile right now
What's the name?
#9 two problems:
1. Tuck that stock into your shoulder better.
2. Work on the eye relief on that scope unless you want an eyebrow bite.
That's my brother – he's left handed shooting pistols and righty shooting long guns.
Tell your brother he's cute and I would suck his cock.
I doubt this guy wants a guy to suck his dick. Yes, we're all aware you're a dude.
But…now I want to suck your cock.
Ok, so not my brother –
1. Wrong style flip-flops.
2. Wrong type of rifle.
3. He wouldn't be caught dead with a LSU hat.
didn't this guy shoot up a school recently?
#10 – ladies, better jump on this one. lol.
#10 – Hank Schrader?
And not a single fuck was given that day.
This entire post had me laughing out loud XD
#6 pretty much sums everything up.
Well this just caused me to close my Chive dating site account. Scary man…scary.
#28 yeah right he has gay boy sex all the time
Wheres the next page button gone??? It's fucking tedious browsing chive now.
#5 sounds like me haha
#29 dat pose
Do the world 2 favors:
1. NEVER procreate. Seriously…. Do NOT contaminate the earth with your inferior genetics.
2. Jump off of a VERY tall building.
Dear #14 , Please let me be the first to help you with your 4th goal. Thank you. Buzzard
Oh, Buzzard's a tough guy! This must be you in #19. Tool level: infinity
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