These wouldn’t be my first choice of tattoos (42 Photos)

  • bones

    I hope I'm not first.

    • ChargersBlow

      #39 yep, there's the typical douchebag Chargers fan.

  • Jean K. Jean

    These people are legally allowed to procreate. That's like, an actual fact.

    • The Eagle

      Yeah but they're not obligated to.

      • Chivejunkie

        I'm not a great looking guy but seriously who would lay some off these ppl?

        • ZachBob

          Other members of "these people."

    • Jesse Deptula

      Allowed yes, but these horrific tattoos will hopefully repel the opposite sex.
      So future generations are safe.

    • MattKL

      I don't want to live on this planet any more.

    • Ryan

      at least one did and you get a tattoo idea #16 lol

  • -Snookums

    #30 what a dickhead

    • Timmayy

      Wanted to thumbs up your comment, but its at 69. That would be immoral

  • pat


  • You betcha.

    Butt Slut.

    • tom g

      and the graffiti is highlighted with liquid. makes it look wet and sloppy. ew.

  • lukebitch

    Wisconsin motha fucka

    • TheYesMan25

      stop it. you are making us look bad

  • neoides

    #14 should be on "so you got wasted"!, dont pass out next to an artist friend with a sharpie!!

    • tom g

      this is def sharpie. pretty funny though. someone had a lot of time on their hands, and a friend who sleeps through everything.

  • bob

    Number 16 is a drawing that was done by a special needs child, aged 17, whose parents were told he would never be able to communicate with them in any way. The picture is the first thing he ever drew. The mom had it tattooed on her arm

    • rfg

      its suprisinglly one of the better tattoos of the bunch

    • A bit of shame


    • Lefty

      Oh. Now I feel like an asshole :/

      • JAFitC

        Could be worse. If some of these folks felt like assholes they'd have a tattoo that looked like it on their forehead to prove it.

        • fuzzybeard2016

          Don't give them any ideas!

    • Hunter

      I had a feeling this was something along those lines. I guessed a child who died may have drawn it.

    • Miranda R Powell

      Have much respect for this woman!! She recently added more of his artwork, which is equally AWESOME!!

    • Leigh

      I really doubt that's true.

  • Steve

    And 0 of these people have a good job.

    • aDoughnut

      0 of these people will ever get a job

      • Birdhaus32

        Hey #35 could have a good job bc that is an awesome piece of ink

    • almolester

      how do you know? I'm heavily tattooed and have an excellent career. get your fucking head out of the sand

  • Cortez

    Holy fuck – can't fix stupid..

  • ibick

    all of these are so terrible

  • oscar

    #41 Well see ya later

  • TexWiz


    Fell of the jetway again.

  • Greg

    When I see shit like this, the first thing I always think is, "Congratulations, you are now unemployable."

    • Snarky Snarkerson

      "But, but, but it's illegal to discriminate based on someone's appearance!"


    • Flake

      Not everyone is a slave to the grind. Some people actually work for themselves. Who gives a fuck what they want to look like. Chive on means conform.

      • Scott

        That arguement is null and void. Every perspective employer is going to see those and immediately think this person has bad judgement (which, they do) and therefore is not an asset needed at their company. Also, anyone who says "im not going to be a slave to the grind, or I will employ myself" will feel pretty stupid when their business closes or the market dries up for what they do. Nobody knows what the future holds…anyone can wind up in an unemployment line.

  • TexWiz


    Ballsacks!! *off*

  • jOb

    #4 So hot!!

  • Jackie Treehorn

    People with face tattoos are fucking assholes.

    • Jack Wagon

      Dont forget about the neck tattoo douche bags!

  • Bobo

    What a bunch of fucking morons!

  • You Suck

    #9 what a TERRIBLE taste in music lmao

    • Gill

      Wouldn't you double check the spelling if you were about to have this on your body for life?? Stefani would be correct.

      • Willl

        No Doubt!

    • BarrowsBOY

      Seeing Green Day and Three Days Grace on there makes me sad, some really great music has come from those guys.

      • opm

        Yeah, some. Damn little though.

    • Anomanom

      Must be deaf, as demonstrated by the fact that they saw Nickelback twice.

  • Kevrhutch

    I love tats! but on your face?? And you wonder why no one will hire you

  • @julesmarie310

    #42 oh dear… just. no. self worth = zero.

    • TeeSawShirts

      Find her!

      • A guy

        I know this girl!

    • Duke Silver

      i bet shes awesome at anal, ill vote for a 'find her' haha

    • Steve

      Waste of a pretty fuckable ass.

  • Bob

    #5 and a lesbian?
    #14 that say 'cock life'? lol

    These idiots all look stupid

    • bacon

      second worse decision of her life. being a vegan still takes número uno.

  • Abe Froman

    Just because you could, doesn't mean you should.

  • Brandon

    #42 I said what what, in the butt?
    I said what what, in the butt?
    You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
    You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
    Lets do it in the butt, okaaaay…

  • Mr. T

    #11 actually pretty dope

    • jack

      by dope u mean he must have been on dope?

    • Sad

      Nothing doing a duck face is Dope.

      • Bob

        He will look daft at 50+ lol

    • Dogwelder

      Ugly dope, actually.

    • Dongle

      I'm sure you meant douche not dope?

      • Ddd

        Hathorn is the man

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