February 18, 2013 |
In: Funny, Motivational
Follow John on Tapiture
And take a presidential dump
#21 I see a pussy joke in there somewhere.
And yet you're too stupid to make it.
No, that was it. That was his joke. That's as far as his thoughts got him.
There is a pussy among all…..no, wait….. They aren't looking at the pussy…….no. There are 8 pu……, bah,nevermind
Those leopards are lions. Abort! Abort!
Maybe the odor of my freshly soiled shorts would make #23 turn the other way..
#24 son of a…
Funny thing is, every time it is posted here………
I have to look twice before it hits me again.
I can be a little slow at times though.
so it can be unseen then?
I love how this is supposed to be perfection?
Nah. No chest.
Kitchen is the correct term.
This is a picture of a dead chick, just so ya know
I'm glad someone here knows whats up. Too soon….
She's dead. You know the fluid that runs through your fridge that makes stuff cold? .. Well, someone thought they might have a shot if they spike her drink with it & didn't count on it killing her. .. i mean, it worked… but i'm not sure i'd want to follow that plan through to the end.
When was this? and where do i find more information?
#23 Soft kitty warm kitty little ball of fur – Happy kitty, sleepy kitty purr purr purr
For the love of God what show did that come from?!?!?!?!?!?!
I can picture the scene with him sick in bed and the song keeps going through my head.
I just can't think of the name of the show!
The Big Bang Theory
These are getting worse by the week. Let this one die already.
#21 Lion cubs do not equal Leopards. A message from your friendly African chiver.
I wonder if the person who created the "poster" has ever seen a leopard… or a lion.. maybe even the Discovery Channel..?
I think it was supposed to be a reference to her leopard print shorts..
#21 aren't those lions.
Come on, Chive. *You're http://thechive.com/2013/02/18/its-monday-you-cou…
#14 More like 'Stomp your feet'
More like run away and never look back.
The girl in the 2nd picture is dead. It used to be a "meme" to ruin threads several years ago. Just thought ya'll should know this.
I'm calling bullshit…
#16 That ain't no duck, either.
Where's Grammar Duck when you need him?
uh… you're. dumbass
Sadly, simply logging into the internet renders half of all adults suddenly incapable of remembering how to tell the difference between your and you're, their and they're, supposedly and supposably, conscious and conscience, could have and could of. And I've learned that these happen to be the exact same people who also don't know how to check snopes before posting on Facebook, too.
STILL . WHERE IS THE NEXT POST BUTTON???
#2 Just FYI, that girl is supposedly dead in that photo. There are others elsewhere online that shows her OD'ing on pills or something similar, so might want to take that down….
That's fucking bullshit and has been known to be bullshit for years.
Maybe if it wasn't baby's first day on /b/, I'll give you the benefit of doubt and say you aren't a reddiot or some 9gag dipshit, you wouldn't be so easily fooled.
Do you think she is offended??
You ought to be offended for spread misinformation because you're too lazy to Google something
But I heard it on the internet!
I'm a French model
I have actually slept with #17 lol.
Knew she had some internet fame due to the triforce t-stamp but never expected to see her here.
Cool story, bro! Pics or it didn't happen
Yeah I banged her too…
I'm sure she's lovely, but the vanilla oreos? Really?
The Visigoths would like to have a world with you
#13 I actually liked the water temple.
I don't know what that is, but I do know that it's time for people to stop saying "said no one ever".
Along with "that awkward moment"
I also enjoyed the water temple. It's no fun if they just tell you where to go and what to do when you get there.
Favourite Zelda temple of all time…so far (partly because no one else I knew could get through it by themselves)
Damnit, just as bad as the first time I saw the arrow in the Fedex logo..
#18 Yeaaaaaaah 40k!
#8 thats a genius way to make room in your fridge for more beer
Wrong animals in both, big time internet fail.
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