A little inspiration goes a long way (25 Photos)

  • Sam

    #11 period. Live life

    • DDD

      Then have a few drinks after work.

      • Sam

        Fuck you, you fucking drunk.

        • DDD

          Well allow me to Retort #13

          • Bill

            Well Played sir.

  • Tyler


    • Big Poppa

      Don't try to be the best and alienate others
      try to be better and gain friends.

  • bolweeve

    #6 Hey you, don't tell me what to do. If I don't want to be myself, I won't.

    • HungoverPhilosopher

      And even if you arent, you still are being yourself. you CANT be anybody else..

  • Derek

    #27 hahahaha, well played.

    • Dan

      Direct quote from Abraham Lincoln.

    • mishia

      hmm when smart deep ideas are not enought..lets put something "clever" for comlete retards…well crowds will cheer…clap clap…

  • twavor

    #27 Duly noted.

  • TheAssMan

    A Wednesday Without Humps Sucks!

    • SOhioChiver

      check back after 2:00 Eastern!

  • darn it

    # 5 Cocaine, cocaine, cocaine


    • Del

      Suits him since he was a drug dealer…

  • dingleberriers

    fuck u chive thats why

  • Jean K. Jean

    #5 This gif should be longer. As it is it's just weird.

    • Livin' Legend

      All I see is "Okeee. Okeee. Okeee."

  • bob_the_cook

    #10, #27 excellent

    • gifftor

      I want to know where #27 came from, because it's brilliant.

  • http://www.chunder.weebly.com Will

    #11 Work Hard, Be nice to People… be poor and taken advantage of always.

    • boob_cuddler


      • StevieB

        This is on the same level as "Do better than you're currently doing and try to win."

  • meandyou

    jim jefferies and mitch hedberg are the shit!

  • Jean K. Jean

    #21 This is true. I've brutally murdered a number of hobos and though smelly and unattractive on the outside, their internal organs are just divine. Beautiful, fragrant, exquisite, and tasty.

    • Ari214

      Oh. Okay…

    • Lin

      I should not have laughed so hard to your comment…

    • Thisguy

      The whole time I was reading your post I couldn't stop thinking about eating pizza rolls… Mmmmmmmm pizza rolls……

  • http://www.facebook.com/tmccluskey23 Tyler McCluskey

    Why is #27 not a wallpaper yet?

  • Craigery

    #5 The Rapist's Motto.

    • Mr banks

      "Will Smith told me to do it"
      And when the fresh prince says jump you jump…

  • CapitanLOCO

    What are you talkin about Mark Twain? You silly.

  • tv_paul

    #1 Tell that to all the people who fell for that African Prince email scam.

    • Paladin

      I am proud of you Paul, I haven't seen a single pun from you this week. Keep up the good work.

    • Craig K.

      MC Hammer would respectfully disagree

    • Strange

      Let's not forget George Price.

    • Shae

      That's not truly giving. That's temporary giving in order to get something.

  • sam

    #3 true

  • elder

    #7 or you can execute them in front of their families on a dirty basement floor then kill their families.

  • Jeremy Cox

    #1 SOSHULIIIIIIIIZM!!!!! (puts on "Don't Tread On Me" hat and blasts Nugent)

    • thedude325

      Giving of your own free will and the Government taking what is yours are two distinctly different things.

      • Jeremy Cox

        I'm sure Facebook, and the hundreds of other huge corporations who don't pay taxes and get massive returns every year would probably agree with you.

  • HarryButthole

    Aliens may not … yet – sadly, somehow … I do

  • FLChiver

    #21. May be true but some people are just assholes.

    • Asshole

      Fuck you.

      • FLChiver

        Thank you for proving my point.

    • Badlyburned

      Some people are molten hot inside and burn the shit out of your mouth when you bite them.

  • SOhioChiver

    There should be a KCCO poster in here somewhere.

  • Frank

    #1 MC Hammer?

    • tyler

      Exactly my thought.

  • electric boogalo

    #27 just changed my life.

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