Daily Morning Awesomeness (35 Photos)

Damn auto correct its DMA time

You were so close man, maybe next time.

F***ing awesome post kcco

The universe doesn't owe anyone anything

My thoughts exactly.
Awesome post.

Awesome, dude. Take me, too. Just leave the kids be.

I told my dad that I would gladly take on any disease out there if only to spare my daughters from pain and suffering. A short while later as he was in the hospital passing from Kidney and Liver failure he said to me that he gladly took those diseases so I wouldn't have to suffer them. Thank you Daddy! Miss you – and my offer stands – I too would suffer so my children or any children wouldn't have to.

you fuckin' right. couldn't say it better.

CKTAM

you're an idiot

….and knowing is half the battle.

Flat tires is a little less aggressive but still gets the point across.

I always park as close as I can to these assholes. When they're climbing in from the passenger side, maybe they'll use that time to think about what they've done.

I put a note like this on a car that parked like this. I found out the car before him parked soo poorly that he had to park like an ass. Could be that it's not his fault

#7 I think 12 1" roofing tacks distributed equally amongst the four tires would be a better warning. Can't get out of the parking lot when you have 4 flats! (although the scratch story was priceless!)

I would only retaliate if I witnessed the parking job. Because otherwise there's no way to know how other cars were parked when this person parked. Sometimes one person is off a little, and the next person is off more, and eventually no one can park between the lines. Then everyone leaves and the one person remaining looks like an asshole.

That's such a sad pic. That's not a look of jealousy, but sad resignation, or maybe the birth of an evil villain.

She's chillin'

I say make it a 3 way. Even if one is not as hot, it's still a 3 way.

You're letting all the bought air out.

#14
shoulda ordered that side of Nope a little earlier…

Mute is still gonna get all the work.

Wait till she gives you a couple of kids. When they start looking like a tennis ball in a tube sock, you'll understand the -breasts button.

Exactly. People make a big thing of the metal bikini, but it was her that made it.

I would like to do #17 to #3. If you catch my drift. Eh… wink, wink, nudge, nudge

Well you can't put magneto in a regular cage.

Because the movie would have been so interesting if they never escaped.

And they are all British

Who's the fifth one?

just shut up and fap

didn't notice until you said that. but yeah… doesn't look like carrie fisher.

No one rocks it like she did in this bikini!

#9 Her hair is on fire from the candle.

#17 is from Nitro Circus

Only for women, and small or fat guys. Never any for a med or large guy. McDonalds tilted the "average" size to fatty so now its 10,000 XLs and 200 meduims and larges every order….

I wouldn't wash my damn truck with a men's medium T-shirt.

Alex should have a post, just sayin…

yyyyeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!

I will again ask why there hasn't been a Chivettes in Princess Leia Bikinis gallery!

Boss, sir!

Why would I smoke a cigar that wort'h a month of your groceries and gasoline?

What a waste of gold! First they put it in alcohol, now cigars. WTF, MAN. WTF!?

Alex, and she needs more attention!