February 20, 2013 |
In: Creepy, Funny, Random, WTF
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Category: Creepy, Funny, Random, WTF
Bring the next button back
while you're at it- it's been months since I've been able to thumb up or down a comment from my iPhone. bring that back too, please. I need to thumb up this guy for not writing "first"
I definitely just tried to thumb you up for that…couldn't.
This is true
I thought it was just some firewall thing on my Military computer, Yes please bring back the Previous and Next buttons.
Ya, but make them actually go to the next post without the stupid ass jump to the berry or the Brigade. Next post should mean next post on the Chive dammit!
#6 Seems legit
then why doesn't anything besides metal stick to them?
Mr. Hawking? Is that you? Don't you have more pressing matters to deal with?
Everything on the internet is true.
For a textbook in Texas and Mississippi at least.
Christian science textbooks would be hilarious… if they weren't actually getting into schools.
The Texas State Board of Education has a lot more influence in what goes into most nationwide text books than you think.
Oh, I know. They dictate to the publisher what they want and buy so many that they are nearly the defacto standard setter for the country.
Finally a unified field theory!
#1….you don't say?
Well, if Diana WERE alive today, she'd be spinning in her grave!
Actually she was alive 36 years before she died.
i really think they meant that she was still alive after the accident
That's actually a spoof headline from British satirical magazine 'Private Eye.' The giveaway is the just out of shot header 'Exclusive to all Newspapers'
That's how they spell "meat" in Europe.
Yes, the great country of Europe..
That moment you realize that you put a period at the end of a sentence fragment. Can these go away now?
They will if you do.
Followed half a second later by the thought, Photoshop.
The Italians have been eating horse meat since…always.
Not just horse. Wops eat cat like there's not tomorrow (see Vicenza in northern Italy).
and after they do, dago straight to the litter box.
which they share with their Ginny pig.
#18. That kid has no idea the sweet tang that awaits him
#23 was pretty messed up…shouldn't mess with troops returning home for a good laugh.
You may wanna take the stick out of your ass, Sierycat
I'm all for poking fun at stuff, just struck me as in bad taste.
No one thinks a Snickers tastes bad. If you do, you're not human.
Oh man scrolling through I knew some ass clown was going to state they were offended by this. Maybe the Jesus pic should come down too. Or the sexual predator one cause we can't laugh at them either. In fact everything is offensive. Lets never laugh again or pile fun at anything. That way no one gets hurt and we're all happy
Agree or disagree, but please reserve childish and idiotic "you don't like this so why don't we get rid of everything!" arguments for political rants, where that sort of stupidity belongs.
And he never said he was offended or that it should be taken down, just that it's in poor taste–which it is. He certainly didn't write a pissy tirade about it like you did.
Laugh at whatever you like though. It's still a free country, brought to you by the people wearing that uniform in the picture.
He actually said it was "pretty messed up". Every Chiver loves our troops, So take a "chill pill" and enjoy the fact that TheCHIVE throws in some photos of our military men and women.
Yup, I really should take a chill pill and calm down. I was really getting out of hand there. Used a few three syllable words and some of my punctuation was downright hostile while stating an opinion and telling people they're free to have theirs.
Sorry if you don't like the fact that I didn't find the picture funny, but I'm still going to say so.
Knows everything, is always right. It's Comment Guy!!!
I wear that uniform too, and I say lighten up. I have gotten that feeling opening up an MRE that had quality candy in it instead of friggen awful pound cake, hah.
dude, I LIKE the pound cake! Esp. the lemon poppy seed.
And I do agree that the photo is bad taste, yet funny.
Lemon poppy seed was the best. Anything is better than cinnamon imperials…
Why not? We appreciate their service but they're not some sacred cow.
And no, I have no idea what that means.
Quite the tirade livinlegend. It's in poor taste? It's a fucking snickers bar it's not like they photoshopped in a naked Taliban.
Oh, you turned my argument around on me and called my post a tirade. You really showed me.
And yes, poor taste. That's my opinion and the OP's. As I said, agree or disagree. For someone who goes by "Nooffence" you certainly are TAKING offense at someone else's opinion. But keep up with the pissy comments, it really demonstrates your prowess with words.
Lol, I'm not taking offense at anything. You're clearly worked up. You shouldn't tell someone not two rant and follow it up with a rant twice the size. But I see what type of guy (actually most likely girl going by your love of the word pissy) you are. Any opinion that's not yours should shut up because they're stupid. Have a nice day Kcco
That's to not two
This really makes me mad guys! You guys are being dumb. I'm not in the military or anything but I think they wouldn't like it either. They should make content suited for people like me with no sense of humor. Gosh!
Actually I do believe that the moment captured in the original photo should be held sacred. That moment when one of our military, who deployed to protect us and protect the rights that we so blissfully enjoy, who have sacrificed time with those they love, gets to first embrace a loved one they haven't seen in a long time and probably only has a short leave time with them. Those are the moments that should be held sacred. I am all for humor, and if the military gets brought into that is fine, that is what makes this country great. But these moments, no, these moments are sacred.
JMick gets what I was referring to. I don't mind making a funny picture out of a military member…but that original picture was just one I feel like shouldn't have been altered.
Just teaching little Aussie kids to fear wildlife at a young age.
#19 What kind of Soviet magic is this??
The following day after meteor crash, that is.
Then a good thing we already won the Cold War before they got their own league of Soviet Superheroes
Regular. It's regular kind
He's an Airbender, obviously.
#18 WHY THE FUCK IS IT AWKWARD. ITS JUST A PICTURE OF A GUY. NOT FUCKING AWKWARD IN THE SLIGHTEST.
Maybe because he looks like a girl?
I think you need to loosen your muzzle, bro.
WHY ARE WE TYPING IN CAPS?
That awkward moment when you realize the caps lock button was on, and you look like a douche.
That awkward moment when you realize that "that awkward moment" jokes aren't funny anymore and that they a grammatically incorrect because they are incomplete thoughts.
"I liked those jokes before they were cool. Now they are so played out. If anyone likes them NOW they are stupid."
does anyone else think it kinda looks like chanel from the fantasy factory
No, Chanel is a hot girl and that is a boy with a bad haircut.
#28 – oh man – bet that purchase is regretted
I do nazi anything wrong here.
That's because they're using the reich partitions to separate the co-workers' work areas.
Anne Frankly, everybody knows the swastika started a good luck sign until it was perverted by Adolf Shitler.
It's not like that company will go to heil or something.
Every time that symbol is shown, misinformed people are always Goering to whine about it, reich?
You make a good point. This calls for a Heil five all around.
#18 I met Quentin Tarantino last year. He told me Brad Pitts character in True Romance "Floyd" is supposed to be the grandson of Pitts character "Aldo Raine" in Inglorious Basterds.
Yea, I can see the connection now. From Nazi killing bastard to couch surfing pothead.
Aldo Raine did drugs too & was quite air headed at times
I could see the resemblance.
#14 he he he
#16 – mind = blown.
I can't see the attractive woman. Only the well dressed jaguar. Help me!!!
Canucks suck dick. I gave you a thumbs down on my phone and now I'm going to sign on to my computer to give you another.
ha, hate is funny. and ur team is?
#19 c0ck pushups?
because you never know when you might need to fuck you're way out of a sticky situation
#1 duuhhhh…journalism par excellence….NOT! !!
#23 how dare any of you that have never had this moment trivialize it.
I've never been to space, does that mean i can't make jokes about NASA? Dickhead.
and what of us who have had this moment, but still think the photo is funny? I can tell you, when I came back, I probably would have hugged a giant-chipotle-burrito or a giant-triple-ply-toilet-paper-roll just as much as I hugged my family.
Touché. You had me at burrito. But I would be a little tweaked if someone did that to a picture of my wife and I.
You sound like a pussy.
Yes sir, but I think his point is that you are allowed to make light of your own moment, but noone else has that right.
#31 That's exactly what happened and noone can convince me otherwise.
#14 Oral hygiene sex?
This is the toothpaste handed out by missionaries. horny stuff
it's part of a series http://www.christophniemann.com/index.php/portfol… he has some good stuff I highly recommend you give it a look
#31 Severe daddy issues.
You mean on the side of bother issues…..
#30 Truth in advertising?
Somebody tell us where this can be found.
You're welcome Chivettes!
No. It spells BEEF LASAGNA.
#28 Is that the main offices for Arby's? The booths at the chain near me are set up in the exact same way.
i think the giant ford sticker gives it away as a ford dealership
Yep… arbys are making cars now…
#21 What movie?
Harry Potter. Don't know which one though.
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban… it's supposed to be a map which shows where everyone in Hogwarts is.
P.s.- Sorry for the nerd alert
That's ok. Continue being hot.
Yes, a fuck was given that day.
my ex made this gif…he was trying to get thru a harry potter marathon so we could go see the last one, fell asleep then woke up to this during the credits…he thought it was weird…
#31 The darkside is coming, now daddy is real, She'll never know just how I'll feel…
#18 nice hair brad…. probably the only time i will ever be able to remotely come close to insulting brad pitt. or for you boy meets world fans, brad pittsir
You can insult him all you want these days, he turned into a huge d-bag. He used to be cool.
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