A few captions we can all get behind (30 Photos)

#19
Who gives a flddler's fuck about which way the TP faces? Anybody who complains about it should be slapped in the face with a big, wet turd.

#24. And malaria.

#24 Owns 500,000 shares of Monsanto stock and pushes GMOs as the solution to world hunger… Hmmm…

#21 Good man, a dying breed in the world of business, unfortunately

#16 ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT!!!! MAY 4TH. NETFLIX YOU ARE MY HERO

#18 I do this literally every damn time but nobody seems to know wtf it means!

Teared up at all the cool chivers. Rick Maranis (sp.) is badazz

Loved these, made my day. Thanks!

#8 Those mini washers are so cute! Way to go Home Depot guy and little boy!.

#21 like to shake this man's hand

#25 I always do

#4 worst product ever

#17 really? while it is funny, it's still a low blow

#14
There is a place in Reno that is a gas station / blow your brains out amazing sandwich place called Deli Town. They cover up the 99c with a $1.19 sticker. What assholes.

Where the fuck do I get #10?

#14 If only more products were labelled like this!

#18
Or get this, and I know it's radical but, you could just not be speeding.
There are no speed traps, only manchildren upset when they've been caught.

I'm a grown ass man and #9 and #13 made me tear up. I don't know why. Maybe humans aren't that bad after all.

#4
In addition to using up electricity, the air blade also jets the tiny s#it particles in the air directly on to your hands…at high speed. Have fun eating after that.

CavemanCircus

#16
Actually, I think that's a terrible idea.

#1 hard to get an awkward stare from self check-out…

#8 this made my fucking day. A small gesture like this can mean everything to a person who finds this world confusing and scary.

#13… awesome because he is legally required to do so?

#8 and #9 Love it! Something so simple can really mean the world to one person. My little cousin is autistic but he is honestly one of the most amazing people in my life. Good job Santa for comforting the kids instead of freaking out yourself!