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February 22, 2013 |
In: Funny, Merica, Nailed It, WTF
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Category: Funny, Merica, Nailed It, WTF
#10 screams small penis.
No more than your car screams homo (not that there's anything wrong with that)
not sure if that was a good comeback or a confession of having a small penis.
I deny neither
Is it also fitting that it is outside of Cabela's?
And taking up 4 spots.
Regardless of the size of his (small) penis, this guy is a douchebag just for driving that thing around and taking up four parking spots everywhere he goes.
If this guy has a defense, it's that he atleast took up the spots in the back of the lot.
Believe it or not, alot of people (in the south) just like lifted trucks. Perhaps your baseless penis size insults say more about you. I don't drive a lifted truck BTW.
SO SORRY ABOUT YOUR EXTREME CASE OF PENIS ENVY. can i thumbs down this guy more than once, every one always says that oh big truck little dick….Fuck you! it is cuz your jealous you cant afford a truck like that? i have a big truck and a normal car, so if i drive the car i have an average dick and then i get in my truck and my dick gets smaller? i use my lifted 4×4 out in the desert. and yes i take up more than one parking spot but im not a total dick and i always park in the back of the lot, so the lazy fat asses can park up front and do as little walking as possible.
You are an angry man..It was a joke..that's it. Clearly I was not attacking you personally or anyone that drives big trucks. I'm teasing the 5'-2", cocky, ass wipe that every one hates. You know the type: has the fake nutsack hanging off his bumper, the oversized 'shocker' sticker in his back window, the tapout t-shirt that's tucked in at the front only..So unless you are above stated guy I wouldn't worry. And for the record I wear a size 14 shoe. You know what they say about guys with big feet? Big socks!
I tuck my Tapout T-shirt in at the back only.
My thoughts exactly brother
Jared, high five brother! Some ho came in to the gas station that i worked at, an employee had their lifted Chevy sitting there, and said her boyfriend calls lifted trucks small penis cars. I told her she was jealous and said someones hobby doesn't reflect their cock, and oh ya, the person with the lifted truck is a girl. Then I looked at the owner and said, sorry about your small dick, she busted up laughing
Insert the "genius guy"
I guess mirrors are really expensive where ever he is from.
#1 Wish I had one of these with a sound system in it when I was a kid
Sound system – yes
using a standard car battery – dangerous and dumb
Well, dangerous and/or dumb IS kinda the theme here!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWJqt0u_TCs This song came to my mind when I saw the picture.
f'ing lame post…. so many this week…. wtf????
Cancel your subscription then…
Ask for your money back…
#6 just gonna get a little bit of cancer Stan, tell mom it's ok
ir's a small price to pay to be bulletproof!
I need parts for my old nokia…
#6 wtf !
could easily be confused for a terrorist with a bomb strapped to his/her chest… id avoid this like a plaque
The best way to avoid plaque is to brush regularly.
bullet proof vest
And they allow this on the road?
there's no law where I live that says you have to have a door…. just bumpers and lights..
Depends on who "they" are and what roads you're talking about.
#7 seems safe!
That's where I work. Hilarious
#4 is pretty damn cool, actually.
Assuming it doesn't all overheat, yes.
#6 I wouldn't suggest jumping in a pool…
"I gotta trailer for my trailer."
#6 That's not what I meant when I said "hold all my calls".
#6 I bet that mother fucker's bullet proof
#6 bullet proof vest
Well, date-proof vest anyway
nokias are indestructible
What am I looking at?
I'm not sure. Someone put a handle on a door?
Yeah, nothing wrong here at all. Press down on the handle and push the door out to open it.
And just to clarify, it is a sliding glass door.
Can someone just reply to this to make sure my email is working. Please and thank you!!
Reply requested, answer delivered (maybe)
Thanks man it worked
Not really sure why this is called redneck innovation…. should be inner city white trash or ghetto innovation… all the real rednecks I know actually know how to fix shit
None of the inner city or ghetto people I know have trailer homes with trailer porches or drive jacked up pick-up trucks to Cabela's. As for "white trash", that's practically synonymous with "redneck" so you're splitting hairs there.
there's plenty of trailer parks in the middle of the city where I live… White trash is poor uneducated ignorant jerry springer folk… rednecks are good hardworkin folk who got their knowledge elsewhere besides the classroom and have plenty of common sense and are good hearted people. Make sense?
redneck, hillbilly, and white trash have differences man…. My guess is you're from a big city like New York. If you were from the midwest, you'd understand
Yup, I'm just a Yankee from the big city, with my fancy clothes and my fancy car. I don't understand small town folk.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks there is a difference between redneck, white trash and hillbilly. I get offended when someone calls something redneck when it is clearly a white trash issue! Rednecks are awesome!
WTF is #19?
I'm guessing the drill turns the can, but for what purpose I have no idea. Maybe there's food in the top can and boiling water in the bottom can? I don't know. They say a picture's worth a thousand words, but this one's only worth a handful.
its for stirring melting chocolate. ya'll ever had radiator beans before? good eatin, excellent with some roadside possum
Melting chocolate? Well La-Dee-DA! What are you, some kinda fancy frenchman? Shucks, us honest down-home small town folk, we like our chocolate just fine in bar form!
Maybe 40 years ago!
Was talking about #10
#6 must be on the Obama phone plan
That doesn't even make sense.
Must've not seen any of the people talking about having 40 or 50 free phones on that little plan the government has.
Might wanna try and google up Obama phone and see what all comes up.
Yeah, I heard Obama's going to have death panels that decide who lives and who dies, and he's taking all the money from the rich folk who earned it honestly and giving it to the freeloading poor, and the government is behind 9/11 and Mrs. Krabapple and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw the baby and it smiled at me.
a drill on a stove? sorry thats all I got…
Roasting coffee beans.
#9 innovative? More like cheap and lazy like most of these
That trailer probably cost as much as, if not more than, the materials and labor would cost.
I'm sure it cost a lot more, but if you already have the trailer, you have to park it somewhere.
#13 haha nice!
#10 Fuck yeah SASKATOON!!!!
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