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You can’t explain that (39 Photos)

February 22, 2013 | In: Funny, WTF

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Sterling Archer

#27 Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse!

Sterling Archer

I meant #37

its_BACON

Close enough.

Tiber_Septim

#24 #24 No I don't wanna know never mind explaining it
The Bandit

#8…is fuck-ugly!
#19…what? …as big as she is it's more likely she eats whole cats. The hair's just the starter

Jimbo

Jaguar S-Type Truck… what the hell.

Smitty

#8 Must be a Shop Job… it piqued my interest and tried to look it up. I came up with nothing. Though I did find something called the Jaguar XJS V8 "Interstate Six" Pick-Up. Kind of a El Camino styled XJS with three axles.

Rusty Shackelford

As soon as I looked at #19, I imagined her hovel has an overwhelming smell of cat urine and crap.
Cornea Constantin Stelian

That is her excuser for missunderstanding the expression: eat pussy!:)

bwahaa

#6
not for #15
Greg

#39 seriously Asia frightens me

halfsmoke00

Why does her hat say "stinko" on it? Im not sure if I really wanna know.
TheDoctor

Context! I demand context!

Thud

#39
GANGSTA!
LockJaw

Please find #39 – she has a wicked look in her eye!

hobokombat

It's from the music video 4Minute – Heart to Heart

FunKiller

It frightens me that you know that.

ESPN2013

I agree, why does anyone know this?

bolweeve

because 4minute is a major k-pop act. the girl on the left is Hyuna who was in the Gangnam Style video. There's a world outside your window.

ESPN2013

what the fuck is k-pop? what the hell is the gangnam style video? who are you people?

ChodeLauncher

What is #39 from? I'd like to see the whole video

hobokombat

4Minute – Heart to Heart

Capt Obvious

Damn you, I watched that whole video trying to see that – It's not the right video!

Just Saying

Was that a girl or a guy in that video…

JAFitC

No.

Chris

Stresing

#17. Korea is amazing!

PITFU

Korean standard right there!
Texas

I know they have these things in Cairo, I'm wondering if we'll ever get delivery to add to the laziness.

CaptainObvious

#19 She likes to eat… Ohhh I can't; it's too easy.

Brian

Everything

Das funny

#11 I laughed way harder than I should've haha
MXM

#10 dafuq is that?

thatguy

Deer butt taxidermy. People flip them upside down and then craft faces into them. I only know because I saw one on Pawn Stars. Pretty messed up if you ask me.

cbE

#13 not all that strange, the main ingredient in mayonnaise is egg yoke anyway

Laura loo

I sometimes add it to my eggs. It does make them fluffy and pretty yummy. I wouldn't suggest it all the time since it is mayo :/
AnyoneForCoffee

It's my standard recipe plus a sprinkling of chilli powder.

De-lish.

NegativityAlwaysWins

-100 internet points for saying "De-lish"…

Brian

An ingredient is egg yoke. Oil is really the main ingredient. Usually one yoke to a cup of oil.

LloydXmas

*yolk*. You're welcome.

GirlMichael

not a single Arrested Development quote in the comments? COME ON!

CJH

Douche, chill.

aussie aussie aussie

#36 Keep the hot pouch comin… that is one sexy doe

Jedster

oi oi oi

Jedster

#16 Look at me when I'm talking to you!

SwampDonkey

Dont worry bro… #17 is always hiring!

MonkeyMadness

#16 Mac?

Leeks

Raider Nations most photogenic fan.

Fun_ghoul

#22. Nice shirt. More like painfully retarded !
Blake

#32 The end of Friday the 13th?

Bane

he has a leg and foot for a hand

Jung

#25 Dear Japan…
JackieMoon

#9 Don't care… I'd still get with her….. errrrr him….. errrr…. the one with the chesticles

penguin slayer

i did not see the faces for so time!

Bruins chiver

#1 is that a body falling to the ground over by the door?

lawnguyland

Methinks a pigeon
HUH?

clearly its a giant smoking shoe/hover craft.

CD3

#14 naw man
slany

Some of these aren't hard to explain
#1 Some people are a#$holes and think pets are fashion accessories.
#30 Pigs actually have a better sense of smell than dogs.

testudo321

And they taste better – sweet, sweet bacon…..

Bacon Tastes Good

Only you-know-who would know if pig tastes better than dog.
Wait. He can't. He's you-know-what and can't eat pork…

- “Your Mightiness.”
- “Mightiness? Are you off your nut? I just got kidnapped by a bunch of guinea pigs!”
- “Does he not know?”
- “He does not know.”
- “He knows not?”
- “Knows not does he.”
- “Not he knows?”
- “Enough!”

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Stick

#6
Women shave their pits and then get self-conscious over the pre-five o clock shadow that starts to grown in
via

#9 still would. Who's gonna be looking at her head anyways?

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