A heavy dose of irony (24 Photos)

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  • tv_paul

    #19 Dad…where's mommy, you said she’d be here for dinner?

    • Dumb

      Up your butt and around the corner, jerkoff.

      • ChodeLauncher

        Someone forgot his Ritalin…

  • Jeff

    Eh. #8 only funny one

  • Epitomizer

    #2 A Heavy Dose of Hypocracy

    • Epitomizer

      Also applies to #6. Fucking Hippies.

      • videologic

        a) this is just a photo of a hippie girl, theres no evidence that she camped out for an iphone. Just cos it says it, doesnt mean its true

        b) hippies != hipsters and this girl doesnt look like a typical iphone user

        c) even if she did camp for an iphone, it wouldnt mean that she was being hypocritical. The quote isnt saying that people shouldnt consume, just that "consumerism is destroying our lives". If an alchoholic says that drink is destroying his life, he's not a hypocrite is he has a drink

        I'm not a hippie, I dont believe in anti-capitalism, I dont like iPhones, but this picture is just bullshit, and you are just judging a random girl by her appearance and some white text that some dick has put on there.

        Its also not ironic

        • herb

          Don't ruin these guys' braggadocio with reason and thought.

        • Epitomizer

          Chill out man. We're all just here to have good time & pick on some dirty hippies.

          P.S. Hippie does not equal hipster.

        • Slo

          How dare you come to this website with sensible well thought out opinions. Next thing you'll try and have some originality and not just repeat some meme that got old a long time ago.

          • Epitomizer

            Go back to reddit.

      • OMFG

        Wouldn't do her with my dogs pecker….thats just nasty looking.
        And has she EVER washed her hair???

      • Julio_Fungoolio

        She looks like she has a quite offensive odor.

        • Epitomizer

          Yup, and probably an offensive everything also.

        • Anomanom

          Probably reeks of weed and patchouli.

  • Craigery

    #15 Eww, wash your hands.

    • joe

      Nice thumb ring dirty hand man.

    • MylesofStyles

      You see dirty hands, I see hard working hands. Any man who works with tools / oil / grease on a daily basis has hands that look like this, no matter how much they wash them. Never knock a man for earning his keep.

  • Smaulz

    #2 Needs the douchebag hat.

  • bigyawns

    #1 also made of iron

    • Epitomizer


      • bigyawns

        aren't you a hero

        • Epitomizer

          I'm sorry bro. My boredom shouldn't be used to ruin your funny comment. My bad.

          • bigyawns

            I too may have jumped the gun reacting to your reaction. Drinks later?

            • Epitomizer

              If you're ever in OK, hit me up.

  • Julio_Fungoolio

    #20 You could not be more wrong

    • jacky

      unless you were a guy.

      • Julio_Fungoolio

        if this is the woman you choose to represent women in general, you are as absurd as her statement is flawed.

    • DDD

      Rub one out, its the champagne of victory

  • Epitomizer

    #20 I agree, there always right. Their I said it.

    • Underbaker

      She is reading over your shoulder, isn't she?

      • N8orius

        I'm conflicted, do i commend you for spelling your correctly, or do i tell you that in the spirit of the context your wrong?

        • Underbaker

          I always like to own my wrongs rather then be them. There can be more than one level to a message, I was going beyond the grammatical level and into the intent level of agreeing that women are always right, which most married men will say freely in the the presence of their spouse. All witticism and humor totally drained from this thread now, I should stop digging.

    • Craigery

      Your dum.

      • RSTLN E

        I here you Craig

      • Epitomizer

        I wear a helmet most of the day.

        • Holmespump


  • IrishInNJ

    Good lord that is one major repeat fest.

  • sfb101

    #10 Me too…

    • Underbaker

      But if you answered No, wouldn't that be a decisive answer?

  • Guest

    Murry… present #24

    • ScruffyNerfherder227

      That show was so fucking awesome.

    • Moke

      It would also be Mum not Mom. New Zealanders don't say mom

  • trucks

    #15 your hands are disgustingly dirty… holy crap.

    • jh1

      he probably works for a living….

      • Dirtyhands

        Yes it could just be he is a working man and not a stuck up pretentious metro sexual douche bag. Go get a manicure fancy boy

  • Bob

    Funny but some are just coincidence.

  • Canucks_Rule

    #24 – how i miss fotc.

  • crim

    #23 *you're

    • Derpin

      No shit, really?????

      • David

        Damnit Derpin!!!!!! Beat me two it! ;)

    • Really have to poo


  • Nathan

    #24 FOTC one of the greatest shows of all time!!!

  • trotterman

    "They call me the Hiphopopotamus, my lyrics are bottomless." – Jemaine

  • Bryan


    • A BiPolar Guy

      It's not a duck, it's no different than you eating another mammal.

  • lotsofhp


    Poor kid. Get taught how to spell by sounding everything out. You sound everything out and get them all wrong. Takes me back to my childhood.

  • boylightning

    Classic awesomeness!

  • Candlejack

    Hey look, it's guilty white liberal's girlfriend.

    Actually, I take that back, she would probably date his for a couple weeks, dump him, get her hair straightened, shave her armpits, get a Brazilian wax and submit a pic of herself in a thong to The Chive with the caption, "This is to piss off my Chive-hating, self-righteous ex!"

  • babaganush

    #14 yep keep racking up them xbox points kid, you might be aright

  • Big_Franz

    #3 is not ironic. The floor is extremely wet and there’s a sign pertaining to this issue. The only ironic aspect is that your attempt at humour has resulted in you looking like a douche.

    • man eater

      and the ironic thing about at your attempt to sound smart, really just made you sound like an idiot :) thanks for coming out.

      • man eater eater

        minus the "at."

  • NorCaliChiver

    Truth. #13 is in Petaluma, CA

  • chiveon

    about half of these aren't ironic. They're a mixture of stupid, unfortunate and coincidental, but not ironic..

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