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February 25, 2013 |
In: FAIL, Funny, Nailed It
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Category: FAIL, Funny, Nailed It
#19 Dad…where's mommy, you said she’d be here for dinner?
Up your butt and around the corner, jerkoff.
Someone forgot his Ritalin…
Eh. #8 only funny one
#2 A Heavy Dose of Hypocracy
Also applies to #6. Fucking Hippies.
She looks like she has a quite offensive odor.
Yup, and probably an offensive everything also.
Probably reeks of weed and patchouli.
Wouldn't do her with my dogs pecker….thats just nasty looking.
And has she EVER washed her hair???
a) this is just a photo of a hippie girl, theres no evidence that she camped out for an iphone. Just cos it says it, doesnt mean its true
b) hippies != hipsters and this girl doesnt look like a typical iphone user
c) even if she did camp for an iphone, it wouldnt mean that she was being hypocritical. The quote isnt saying that people shouldnt consume, just that "consumerism is destroying our lives". If an alchoholic says that drink is destroying his life, he's not a hypocrite is he has a drink
I'm not a hippie, I dont believe in anti-capitalism, I dont like iPhones, but this picture is just bullshit, and you are just judging a random girl by her appearance and some white text that some dick has put on there.
Its also not ironic
Don't ruin these guys' braggadocio with reason and thought.
Chill out man. We're all just here to have good time & pick on some dirty hippies.
P.S. Hippie does not equal hipster.
How dare you come to this website with sensible well thought out opinions. Next thing you'll try and have some originality and not just repeat some meme that got old a long time ago.
Go back to reddit.
#15 Eww, wash your hands.
Nice thumb ring dirty hand man.
You see dirty hands, I see hard working hands. Any man who works with tools / oil / grease on a daily basis has hands that look like this, no matter how much they wash them. Never knock a man for earning his keep.
#2 Needs the douchebag hat.
#1 also made of iron
aren't you a hero
I'm sorry bro. My boredom shouldn't be used to ruin your funny comment. My bad.
I too may have jumped the gun reacting to your reaction. Drinks later?
If you're ever in OK, hit me up.
#20 You could not be more wrong
Rub one out, its the champagne of victory
unless you were a guy.
if this is the woman you choose to represent women in general, you are as absurd as her statement is flawed.
#20 I agree, there always right. Their I said it.
I wear a helmet most of the day.
I here you Craig
She is reading over your shoulder, isn't she?
I'm conflicted, do i commend you for spelling your correctly, or do i tell you that in the spirit of the context your wrong?
I always like to own my wrongs rather then be them. There can be more than one level to a message, I was going beyond the grammatical level and into the intent level of agreeing that women are always right, which most married men will say freely in the the presence of their spouse. All witticism and humor totally drained from this thread now, I should stop digging.
Good call friend.
Sounds like a plan <img src="https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQQ9-4_paHfYuHhHB-9ts9H8FbmbPSYdk1TSMM1IdpVO4crjAE_nw" width="300">
Good lord that is one major repeat fest.
#10 Me too…
But if you answered No, wouldn't that be a decisive answer?
Murry… present #24
That show was so fucking awesome.
It would also be Mum not Mom. New Zealanders don't say mom
#15 your hands are disgustingly dirty… holy crap.
he probably works for a living….
Yes it could just be he is a working man and not a stuck up pretentious metro sexual douche bag. Go get a manicure fancy boy
Funny but some are just coincidence.
#24 – how i miss fotc.
No shit, really?????
Damnit Derpin!!!!!! Beat me two it!
#24 FOTC one of the greatest shows of all time!!!
"They call me the Hiphopopotamus, my lyrics are bottomless." – Jemaine
#19 MIND OFFICIALLY BLOWN! I TOTALLY NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT!
It's not a duck, it's no different than you eating another mammal.
Poor kid. Get taught how to spell by sounding everything out. You sound everything out and get them all wrong. Takes me back to my childhood.
Poor kid? Poor society.
that's all man. That's all.
Hey look, it's guilty white liberal's girlfriend.
Actually, I take that back, she would probably date his for a couple weeks, dump him, get her hair straightened, shave her armpits, get a Brazilian wax and submit a pic of herself in a thong to The Chive with the caption, "This is to piss off my Chive-hating, self-righteous ex!"
#14 yep keep racking up them xbox points kid, you might be aright
#3 is not ironic. The floor is extremely wet and there’s a sign pertaining to this issue. The only ironic aspect is that your attempt at humour has resulted in you looking like a douche.
and the ironic thing about at your attempt to sound smart, really just made you sound like an idiot thanks for coming out.
minus the "at."
Truth. #13 is in Petaluma, CA
about half of these aren't ironic. They're a mixture of stupid, unfortunate and coincidental, but not ironic..
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