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A heavy dose of irony (24 Photos)

February 25, 2013 | In: FAIL, Funny, Nailed It

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tv_paul

#19 Dad…where's mommy, you said she’d be here for dinner?

Dumb

Up your butt and around the corner, jerkoff.

ChodeLauncher

Someone forgot his Ritalin…

Jeff

Eh. #8 only funny one
Epitomizer

#2 A Heavy Dose of Hypocracy

Epitomizer

Also applies to #6. Fucking Hippies.

Julio_Fungoolio

She looks like she has a quite offensive odor.

Epitomizer

Yup, and probably an offensive everything also.
Anomanom

Probably reeks of weed and patchouli.

OMFG

Wouldn't do her with my dogs pecker….thats just nasty looking.
And has she EVER washed her hair???
videologic

a) this is just a photo of a hippie girl, theres no evidence that she camped out for an iphone. Just cos it says it, doesnt mean its true

b) hippies != hipsters and this girl doesnt look like a typical iphone user

c) even if she did camp for an iphone, it wouldnt mean that she was being hypocritical. The quote isnt saying that people shouldnt consume, just that "consumerism is destroying our lives". If an alchoholic says that drink is destroying his life, he's not a hypocrite is he has a drink

I'm not a hippie, I dont believe in anti-capitalism, I dont like iPhones, but this picture is just bullshit, and you are just judging a random girl by her appearance and some white text that some dick has put on there.

Its also not ironic

herb

Don't ruin these guys' braggadocio with reason and thought.
Epitomizer

Chill out man. We're all just here to have good time & pick on some dirty hippies.

P.S. Hippie does not equal hipster.
Slo

How dare you come to this website with sensible well thought out opinions. Next thing you'll try and have some originality and not just repeat some meme that got old a long time ago.

Epitomizer

Go back to reddit.

Craigery

#15 Eww, wash your hands.

joe

Nice thumb ring dirty hand man.
MylesofStyles

You see dirty hands, I see hard working hands. Any man who works with tools / oil / grease on a daily basis has hands that look like this, no matter how much they wash them. Never knock a man for earning his keep.

Smaulz

#2 Needs the douchebag hat.
bigyawns

#1 also made of iron

Epitomizer

Aluminum.

bigyawns

aren't you a hero

Epitomizer

I'm sorry bro. My boredom shouldn't be used to ruin your funny comment. My bad.

bigyawns

I too may have jumped the gun reacting to your reaction. Drinks later?

Epitomizer

If you're ever in OK, hit me up.

Julio_Fungoolio

#20 You could not be more wrong

DDD

Rub one out, its the champagne of victory
jacky

unless you were a guy.

Julio_Fungoolio

if this is the woman you choose to represent women in general, you are as absurd as her statement is flawed.

Epitomizer

#20 I agree, there always right. Their I said it.

Craigery

Your dum.

Epitomizer

I wear a helmet most of the day.

Holmespump

*where

RSTLN E

I here you Craig

Underbaker

She is reading over your shoulder, isn't she?

N8orius

I'm conflicted, do i commend you for spelling your correctly, or do i tell you that in the spirit of the context your wrong?

Underbaker

I always like to own my wrongs rather then be them. There can be more than one level to a message, I was going beyond the grammatical level and into the intent level of agreeing that women are always right, which most married men will say freely in the the presence of their spouse. All witticism and humor totally drained from this thread now, I should stop digging.

Epitomizer

Good call friend.

Underbaker

Sounds like a plan <img src="https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQQ9-4_paHfYuHhHB-9ts9H8FbmbPSYdk1TSMM1IdpVO4crjAE_nw" width="300">

Epitomizer

Redemption.

IrishInNJ

Good lord that is one major repeat fest.
sfb101

#10 Me too…

Underbaker

But if you answered No, wouldn't that be a decisive answer?

Guest

Murry… present #24

ScruffyNerfherder227

That show was so fucking awesome.
Moke

It would also be Mum not Mom. New Zealanders don't say mom

trucks

#15 your hands are disgustingly dirty… holy crap.

jh1

he probably works for a living….

Dirtyhands

Yes it could just be he is a working man and not a stuck up pretentious metro sexual douche bag. Go get a manicure fancy boy

Bob

Funny but some are just coincidence.
Canucks_Rule

#24 – how i miss fotc.
crim

#23 *you're

Derpin

No shit, really?????

David

Damnit Derpin!!!!!! Beat me two it!

Really have to poo

*joke

Nathan

#24 FOTC one of the greatest shows of all time!!!
trotterman

#24
"They call me the Hiphopopotamus, my lyrics are bottomless." – Jemaine
Bryan

#19 MIND OFFICIALLY BLOWN! I TOTALLY NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT!

A BiPolar Guy

It's not a duck, it's no different than you eating another mammal.

lotsofhp

#14

Poor kid. Get taught how to spell by sounding everything out. You sound everything out and get them all wrong. Takes me back to my childhood.

Garygnu

Poor kid? Poor society.
Big Poppa

emphasise. http://www.thefreedictionary.com/emphasise
that's all man. That's all.

boylightning

#24
Classic awesomeness!
Candlejack

#6
Hey look, it's guilty white liberal's girlfriend.

Actually, I take that back, she would probably date his for a couple weeks, dump him, get her hair straightened, shave her armpits, get a Brazilian wax and submit a pic of herself in a thong to The Chive with the caption, "This is to piss off my Chive-hating, self-righteous ex!"
babaganush

#14 yep keep racking up them xbox points kid, you might be aright
Big_Franz

#3 is not ironic. The floor is extremely wet and there’s a sign pertaining to this issue. The only ironic aspect is that your attempt at humour has resulted in you looking like a douche.

man eater

and the ironic thing about at your attempt to sound smart, really just made you sound like an idiot thanks for coming out.

man eater eater

minus the "at."

NorCaliChiver

Truth. #13 is in Petaluma, CA
chiveon

about half of these aren't ironic. They're a mixture of stupid, unfortunate and coincidental, but not ironic..

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