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February 25, 2013 |
In: Funny, Owned
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I laughed way harder than I should have #7
Vanity: when you see a post has one like, and it was only posted 1 minute ago.
Learning disability: when it takes you more than one minute to read a post
People who belong to IntenseDebate receive an automatic +1 for their posts, so he wasn't "liking" his own post, negating your vanity statement. Now change your name, you are disgracing it with your idiocy.
You must be new here.
American comedians – just like British comedians, but not funny.
No, I'm pretty sure American comedians are funnier.
And here I thought that "British comedian" was just another oxymoron. After all, just how many Mr. Bean's are there in the UK? (Benny Hill is dead and Python is half dead / disbanded.) Just sayin' …
Python will be stone dead in a moment.
Benny hill, Mr bean and python are the British comedians than Americans tend to like. I hadnt even heard of benny hill until I heard some Americans talking about British comedy. My bean I remember from when I was about 8.
I guess american humour is just different. For example the phrase "just sayin'" to me has been done to death
To be honest.. none of these people were at all funny.
Then again.. Eddie Izzard bored me to death and Ricky Gervais needs to STFU now please… he is not funny.
for my american friends.. take a look at Michael Mcintyre. VERY Funny English comic
For my english friend, check out Kevin Hart!
I never take suggestions from anyone that doesn't know the difference between "not funny" and "my friends won't stop talking about him". These include all suggestions, even medical and culinary and whether or not I should shave a puppy.
#15 All the time….
Coz leukemia 's always good for a laugh
You're right, that was an inappropriate joke and bullying is totally acceptable and should be overlooked
The first part of that statement was right, not so much the second. not sure what mental deficiency makes you think those two phrases are intertwined.
The second part was sarcasm, thought it'd be pretty obvious considering the internet is full of it
#2 I usually end up apologizing :/
It's better to ask for forgiveness than for permission.
you wouldn't have to keep apologizing if you'd stop doing #11
#7 wins today.
Powerful Ari Shaffir #13
Didn't know Diabetic was a race.
#6 I bet this dude was pissed, good to see hecklers getting throttled sometimes.
this guy is hilarious
you should check out Doug Stanhope. he's funnier than all these guys together
Always wait for that penny.
#12 Best! And for the record, wrestling ISN'T fake; it is staged. Dumbass…
"staged" is to wrestling as "enlarged" is to breasts… In other words, they're both fake
Staged (i.e. fake).
#1 #2 #6 #7 #12 Almost made me laugh in class
misread the title of this post as "canadians have their moments". guess the list would have been shorter…
Will arnett, Dan aykroyd, Jay baruchel, john candy, jim carrey, michael cera, tommy chong, dave foley, tom green, phil hartman, eugene levy, norm macdonald, howie mandel, lorne michaels, colin mochrie, rick moranis, mike myers, leslie nielson, catherine o'hara, russell peters, ryan reynolds, seth rogan, will sasso, martin short, harland williams…..to name a few
I'm not so sure I'd be proud to call Tom Green or Howie Mandel fellow countrymen.
And Michael Cera too?
Dave Foley is a comedian? Who knew?
I just discovered, whilst reading #7, that all those studies saying it's good for you have no effing clue how much unintended coffee up yer nose hurts.
No love for Mitch today?
"Don't go there!"
"That's what she said"
"White guys do stuff like this, black guys do stuff like THIS"
"That went well…"
"He's standing right behind me, isn't he?"
"well, if you can't beat 'em…"
"Did I say that out loud?"
"i'll start packing…"
British comedy :
………….sorry, can't think of anything funny they do
American comedy: actually the fucking post above.
Did you even read it?
It's easy to get laughs when your British…all you have to do is show your teeth!
Absolutely the worst posting on CHIVE
#6 LOVE IT!
Their Twitter's are gonna blow up so hard.
copy and pasted from ebaums?
You must be new here…
I've known Dave Sherrill since we were kids. He is never NOT funny.
#5 #13 – both gave me a solid chuckle.
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