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Comedians have their moments (15 Photos)

February 25, 2013 | In: Funny, Owned

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Tiber_Septim

I laughed way harder than I should have #7

Matty

Vanity: when you see a post has one like, and it was only posted 1 minute ago.

https://www.facebook.com/steve.gould.961 Steve Gould

Learning disability: when it takes you more than one minute to read a post
MattyDeuce

People who belong to IntenseDebate receive an automatic +1 for their posts, so he wasn't "liking" his own post, negating your vanity statement. Now change your name, you are disgracing it with your idiocy.
G_Had

You must be new here.

Guest

First WOOOO!!
thechevron

American comedians – just like British comedians, but not funny.

roryanus

No, I'm pretty sure American comedians are funnier.
Nezah

And here I thought that "British comedian" was just another oxymoron. After all, just how many Mr. Bean's are there in the UK? (Benny Hill is dead and Python is half dead / disbanded.) Just sayin' …

daveh873

Python will be stone dead in a moment.
videologic

Benny hill, Mr bean and python are the British comedians than Americans tend to like. I hadnt even heard of benny hill until I heard some Americans talking about British comedy. My bean I remember from when I was about 8.

I guess american humour is just different. For example the phrase "just sayin'" to me has been done to death

http://www.facebook.com/bob.motamedi Bob Motamedi

To be honest.. none of these people were at all funny.

Then again.. Eddie Izzard bored me to death and Ricky Gervais needs to STFU now please… he is not funny.

for my american friends.. take a look at Michael Mcintyre. VERY Funny English comic

For my english friend, check out Kevin Hart!

http://twitter.com/EliasAlgorithm @EliasAlgorithm

I never take suggestions from anyone that doesn't know the difference between "not funny" and "my friends won't stop talking about him". These include all suggestions, even medical and culinary and whether or not I should shave a puppy.

Steve

#15 All the time….
gazza

#1
Coz leukemia 's always good for a laugh

Alex

You're right, that was an inappropriate joke and bullying is totally acceptable and should be overlooked

dedubs

The first part of that statement was right, not so much the second. not sure what mental deficiency makes you think those two phrases are intertwined.

Alex

The second part was sarcasm, thought it'd be pretty obvious considering the internet is full of it

MattyDeuce

#2 I usually end up apologizing :/

MylesofStyles

It's better to ask for forgiveness than for permission.
Robin

you wouldn't have to keep apologizing if you'd stop doing #11

halfsmoke00

#7 wins today.
dc gorski

funnnnnie shit!
in1ear&outurmother

Powerful Ari Shaffir #13

milo6469

Didn't know Diabetic was a race.

Julio_Fungoolio

#6 I bet this dude was pissed, good to see hecklers getting throttled sometimes.

yoyo

this guy is hilarious

Jung

you should check out Doug Stanhope. he's funnier than all these guys together
boob_cuddler

#13 LOL!
Stick

#9
Always wait for that penny.
Trav1121

#12 Best! And for the record, wrestling ISN'T fake; it is staged. Dumbass…

Robin

"staged" is to wrestling as "enlarged" is to breasts… In other words, they're both fake

jshiver15

Staged (i.e. fake).

http://twitter.com/LosSaysSwag @LosSaysSwag

#1 #2 #6 #7 #12 Almost made me laugh in class
Flannel Bandit

misread the title of this post as "canadians have their moments". guess the list would have been shorter…

morebeer

Will arnett, Dan aykroyd, Jay baruchel, john candy, jim carrey, michael cera, tommy chong, dave foley, tom green, phil hartman, eugene levy, norm macdonald, howie mandel, lorne michaels, colin mochrie, rick moranis, mike myers, leslie nielson, catherine o'hara, russell peters, ryan reynolds, seth rogan, will sasso, martin short, harland williams…..to name a few

Big Joe

I'm not so sure I'd be proud to call Tom Green or Howie Mandel fellow countrymen.

Heisanidiot

And Michael Cera too?

Dave Foley is a comedian? Who knew?

http://euroranger.wordpress.com/ Euroranger

I just discovered, whilst reading #7, that all those studies saying it's good for you have no effing clue how much unintended coffee up yer nose hurts.
usually-censored

No love for Mitch today?
videologic

American Comedy:

"Check please!"
"Don't go there!"
"That's what she said"
"Yo momma"
"White guys do stuff like this, black guys do stuff like THIS"
"That went well…"
"He's standing right behind me, isn't he?"
"well, if you can't beat 'em…"
"Did I say that out loud?"
"i'll start packing…"

AMJ

British comedy :

………….sorry, can't think of anything funny they do
Pat

American comedy: actually the fucking post above.
Did you even read it?
Brian Zuanich

It's easy to get laughs when your British…all you have to do is show your teeth!

Guest

Absolutely the worst posting on CHIVE
DannoTheManno88

#6 LOVE IT!
https://www.facebook.com/hayden.hendry Hayden Hendry

Their Twitter's are gonna blow up so hard.
guest

copy and pasted from ebaums?

Other Guest

You must be new here…

scribe13@cox.net

I've known Dave Sherrill since we were kids. He is never NOT funny.
Canucks_Rule

#5 #13 – both gave me a solid chuckle.

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