Daily Afternoon Randomness (50 Photos)

  • Jon-a-ton


    • odb

      These pretzels are making me firsty.

  • Chive_had to

    Thanks again Chive for my awesome hoodie! KCCO!

    • Jack Wagon

      How much did that cost and how the fuck did you get one?

      • Chiver

        It just came in from ordering 2weeks ago. Hardest part was finding my wallet in time..

        • Jack Wagon

          You're a total faggot.

          • Jack Wagon

            Whoever the poop stain is that impostured me… go fuck your mother you inbred corn fed fuck!

            • Chiver

              Well that escalated quickly…

  • alan

    I love lamp?

    • http://www.gleny.com kekermahoney

      do you really love the lamp, or are you just saying that

    • bigyawns

      don't be a pussy you either fucking love lamp or you don't

      • alan

        you know what, I really do love lamp me and lamp have been taking it slow but I do think its time to say the four letter word. I love lamp!

  • lovebeingachivette

    I love you guys. I just wanted to tell you all!

  • awhite2020

    #8 As if we needed another reason to want to work at The Chive!

    • hazzasaywuddafug

      yeah, but ol' girl better removed that shaggy dog so people can enjoy the meal without hair.

    • dedubs

      How many freakin' people work there?

      • John

        Only Mac was in the office that day.

    • craigg

      I've been living in Japan for a year with the navy, from SoCal. All I want to do right now is eat the screen

  • FunKiller

    #9 You're a stunner, Michelle….keep em coming!!……the pictures, or course.

    • portlandia

      Ok my day just officially got better michelle. sending you a "thank you very much" from portland, oregon.

      • Jake

        How is it that her tits look like basketballs in the first picture and cantalopes in the last one? Is it the bra?

        • Ohh

          Did you mean "cantaloupes" ? But yea, I see what you are saying.

        • Guest

          White women overall are just fake and try to be something that they are not to be the prettiest or the hottest . She also has a nice mask of makeup as well

          • Guest

            A lot if down votes but people still can't explain why white women are like tht…it's REALLY noticeable. I don't see what the hype is. They always have a face full of makeup. When they take it off they are either average are jus plain busted. If its just the fake boobs..I guess…

            • Reality

              Yea, it's just the white women that act like that. Mhm

            • None Too Proud

              FYI, moron, this chick doesn't have much makeup on. Plus, she seems all natural up top. If you got out more often or pulled your head out of your ass, you'd notice that. Your envy is showing…

              #9 Perfection.

    • http://thechive.com/ PagingDrDickey

      Dude, calm the fuck down

    • Ghost

      cute, hot and a Jets fan? mother of god….

      • Courtesy Flush

        2 outa 3 ain't bad.

      • bombs

        Jets are terrible. She's beautiful though, you are 1 for 2!

        • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

          I hope she leaves that little plastic hook on the hat. Makes it easier when she returns it.

    • Moknowsbest

      phrasing…whoo first boom!!!!

    • Dale

      more bewbs

    • Len

      What happened to the boobs?? Photoshopped?

    • Pretty Smile

      Wow, a girl who see herself on the chive and doesn't pull out her tits and show her ass right away. Bravo to you….

    • whl hntr

      ^ what a bunch of negative replies….. wtf? seriously? she is super cute with monster cannons, sometimes hidden, sometimes busted out….. make up? she usesit…. nbd, kcco

  • pimpninjaa

    #9 I would say that's a winning Monday

    • Steve


      • Brandon

        J – E – T – S


  • Get bent

    First pussies!

    • matt

      Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Epic fail!

      • http://twitter.com/MeanzRock @MeanzRock

        Even if he was really 1st, it would be an epic fail.

    • penguin slayer


    • Dodgey Lasagna

      Oh cheer up there buckaroo you'll get em next time.

  • Dave.

    #8 You guys are gonna get faaaaaaaaaaat

    • FunKiller

      Have you seen Patty?

    • FatMarc


    • KyleGamgee

      It's In-n-out. It's worth it.

      Animal fries… once you know…

    • Walter sobcheck

      i will work for food

  • lylsmorr


    I love you

    • Michelle

      Thank you. I'm an anal whore, so if you're not going to stick your cock in my ass, you don't have a chance.

      • lylsmorr

        Alas, it just wasn't meant to be.

  • nope

    #11 awesome.

  • Diesel


    Come on. Index fingers on F and J. Bush league.

    • blue_bronco

      I'll push your buttons if you play with my joystick.

  • Wittry


    Fuck it. I think my face being on the keyboard wouldn't be a problem with her either.

    • n_odie

      Where falling asleep at the board is the only acceptable answer. 😛

    • catmoustache

      Ya, that keyboard would get crusty in no time

  • iowa chiver

    #13 #27 and #30
    Wow! MOAR X3

    • Tx_Chiver

      #13 should've closed out the DAR, or more Jennifer Lawrence

  • JAG

    #50 ALL DAY LONG

    • dutch

      why do cute girls like this go and fuck themselves up with tatoos like that. dumbshits.

      • c.g

        nothing wrong with a nicely placed tattoo

      • Sooo....

        It's the not the tattoos that fucked her, it's the fact that she's a camgirl.

        • Smitty

          You misspelled camwhore

    • Boom

      Hailey Leigh NSFW.

      • Franzie360

        And the coveted "Greatest Person on the Internet Today!" award, goes to you.

        • ThatMotherFucker

          Challenge accepted…


    • chdrey

      hot but she has the crazy eyes

    • Ribsta

      If anyone didn't know that was Hailey Leigh… I now renounce your man card…

      • dutch

        Man Card? or Masterbater Card?

    • Pretty Smile

      How come Chive puts porn stars on their site but never shows any pussy? Whats the point?

  • ChiverMeTimbers


    • Tokey the Bear

      Also to Kikkan Randall and Jessie Diggens: Gold at World Champs for the womans sprint relay! 'Merica

  • @angryprof13

    #11 i thought this and the mel gibson joke killed. even if Shatner is shitty he's still awesome.

  • electric boogalo

    What's more annoying, a person that smokes cigarettes or a person with bad grammar?

    • Illiterate smoker

      Go fuck yourself in the ass with a cigarette covered in tiny writing that contains bad grammar.

      • hara

        We're done here, people. THIS is an insult.

        • Epitomizer

          I concur, but your comment is as funny as his insult.

      • Scott

        "That contains grammatically poor writing," would have been a better choice.

      • Smiley

        This made me smile and lol. 🙂

      • gma

        that escalated quickly.
        no seriously I stopped smoking 10 years ago yet I still support the sentiment of "illiterate smoker"

    • B_Willetts


    • dedubs

      When someone smokes you're cigarettes and never buys there own.

      • Yahtzee

        well played, dedubs.

        • Kristen

          It's not well playeed. "When someone smokes you are cigarettes…" You're both fucking morons.

          • i8paula

            #4 fucking Kirsten

          • Epitomizer

            Can someone PLEASE invent a font just for sarcasm.

          • Yahtzee

            Still well played. "you are cigarettes" "there own." [makes over the head gesture] Not all grammar mistakes are inadvertent.

    • Capt Obvious

      *a person WHO smokes cigarettes

    • Pretty Smile

      What about crack or for the matter, Meth?

  • Julio_Fungoolio

    #40 dat ass

    • MonkeyMadness

      It is a very epic ass. I'd camp outside her door but I don't get the montage of pictures?

      • weldee

        So that we can appreciate that ass more than just once

    • LukeSkywalker

      Dat pussy.

    • http://twitter.com/LosTorre @LosTorre

      should of been a gif

      • Guest

        *should have

  • HoustonChiver

    #15 I be rollin'…they hatin'

    • gma

      that escalated quickly.

  • n_odie

    #20 I would die to see Jennifer Lawrence in Chivette wear… i think it's the only way she could possible be more awesome.

    • Question_Mark_

      That needs to happen

    • Slam


  • Mother Pus Bucket

    #21 – Bumbles bounce!

    • Open Minded

      I was going to write the same comment…thank you for beating me to it! Good show…

  • i8paula

    #4 I think she's just lovely… Said no one ever

    • jim

      She should also learn to act.

    • Red

      No shit, I'm not seeing it with this one. Looks like a 24/7/365 bitch.

    • Stu

      But she needs to swallow before coming on stage..
      I mean, look at her not knowing what to do with that mouthfull………..

  • Whoopi_G

    #22 Awesome boobage.

    • WalterSobchak_

      MOAR of #22 and #9 can forgive her for being a jets fan.

  • cmess1

    #9 Yes! MOAR!!

    • KAJ

      Beautiful Jets girl?? We definitely need moar!

    • http://www.facebook.com/matt.campbell.5205 Matt Soup Campbell

      There are 204 chivettes!

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