Daily Morning Awesomeness (35 Photos)

first place dumbass

Youre also gay

Find that chic btw

agreed.

So crazy there's a guy wearing an arm as a hat.

Didn't your mom tell you not to stuff fried chicken in your pants before going to Detroit?

I'm Mexican and don't find this funny at all.

…..you weren't first

first of many fails in your future

Find!

I want that

Im confused.. that doesn't look like a boxer and yet it kinda does..

What a frickin' retard…

There's a whole video montage of him doing this in a bunch of different stores, my generation has gone to shit

Good 'ol internet breeding such classy and respectful people.

it's actually a pretty funny video if you watch it

I happen to work at a grocery store and if I saw him do this I would beat the living shit out of him!! I don't care if I would get fired, something like that is total bullshit. He deserves a nice ass kicking

Seriously Chive, do not encourage these dbags.

It should go:
Dem titties, dem titties, dem titties.

Who is #4??? Beautiful,and need moar!!!!!

You have to pay for that shit.

It's Olivia Wilde in "Butter" it's a good movie

….and the STD's she comes with! !!!

Olivia Wilde in 'Butter.' Worth watching just for her. Also, not a bad movie.

It's Olivia Wilde in the movie, "Butter." The movie…I'm kidding guys, seriously, once was enough.

For what?
So you can watch her show off her snatch to total strangers for a few bucks?

Hmmmmmm, no thanks.

I should take a yoga class. Butt I know it won't be like this.

actually I meant #18

The good thing about proposing to this particular picture is that you've got your answer right there…

What eyes? Oh….shit. I see them, now.

I didn't even read it. 12 frames long. fuck that. sorry. why these get posted…

Don't try that out. More or less every girl in the US saw that film.

Unless you look like this dude, you're probably going to end up looking like an ostrich with stalker eyes. Good luck though, let us know how it works out. Hope you pull it off.

Don't try it. You're not Jake Gyllenhaal.

I tried it once… The lady threw her car keys & wallet at me & begged me not to rape/kill her.

Haven't seen the movie, but I was kind of expecting the older guy to finish it with something like " It aint going to happen, I'm her Dad and if you lay one finger on her I will kill you." (yeah yeah I know, comes with being a father to teenage daughters)

This might be some of the best comment banter ever on the chive. Well done, gents!

how does one actually swing on that thing?

what with the lack of solid ground or friendly tiger sharks to give you a push?

… when you're jealous of someone else's accomplishments?

That is correct, they are from Norway…

…………….Fuck

#26 – Three Sisters Mountains – near Canmore, Alberta

I'm gonna start this cup of yogurt soon. Does that count?

whoa

How's luongo working out for you guys?

fuck you, I'm out