Send download link to your phone:
- OR -
Google Play to download.
February 26, 2013 |
In: Awesome, Funny, Morning Awesomeness
Follow Bob on Tapiture
Category: Awesome, Funny, Morning Awesomeness
first place dumbass
Youre also gay
#25 F. N. Awesome!
Find that chic btw
#14 That's raci…
Nevermind, Detroit is a scary place.
im black and the shit is hilarious
I just checked out your twitter and confirmed that you are indeed black, and yes the shit is indeed hilarious.
So… was his twitter bigger than most white guys?
So crazy there's a guy wearing an arm as a hat.
and all these years we were taught to belive the in-breeding only happened in the south…
Wait a minute, I didn't make this comment… HEY EVERYONE, THIS GUY'S A PHONY! A BIG FAT PHONY!!!
Didn't your mom tell you not to stuff fried chicken in your pants before going to Detroit?
I'm Mexican and don't find this funny at all.
My first….. First
…..you weren't first
Yeah he was. He's the first dick hole of the day.
first of many fails in your future
#16 holy schnikes!
He put it in writing so I think he's pretty serious…
Jessica-Jane Clement your welcome
*you're – a contraction of "you are." Stay in school.
I want that
could have fooled me and mr.peeps
Yea, that's jcc. Google her, 2nd page of images
#19 Next Airbud movie!
Im confused.. that doesn't look like a boxer and yet it kinda does..
#18 Now clean it up you fucking dipshit
What a frickin' retard…
There's a whole video montage of him doing this in a bunch of different stores, my generation has gone to shit
Good 'ol internet breeding such classy and respectful people.
Says the guy with "d bag" as his username. Perfect
it's actually a pretty funny video if you watch it
Absolutely, but that doesn't make them not inconsiderate douchebags.
I happen to work at a grocery store and if I saw him do this I would beat the living shit out of him!! I don't care if I would get fired, something like that is total bullshit. He deserves a nice ass kicking
Seriously Chive, do not encourage these dbags.
#4 those eyes #16 dem titties #24 that girl
It should go:
Dem titties, dem titties, dem titties.
Who is #4??? Beautiful,and need moar!!!!!
#31 I need to get a girlfriend like this.
You have to pay for that shit.
It's Olivia Wilde in "Butter" it's a good movie
….and the STD's she comes with! !!!
Olivia Wilde in 'Butter.' Worth watching just for her. Also, not a bad movie.
It's Olivia Wilde in the movie, "Butter." The movie…I'm kidding guys, seriously, once was enough.
So you can watch her show off her snatch to total strangers for a few bucks?
Hmmmmmm, no thanks.
Sup brah, you gay?
#20 why I love fitness classes
I should take a yoga class. Butt I know it won't be like this.
El Freudian Slipola?
#19 Please, please, please DO NOT promote this and let it become a thing
actually I meant #18
#23 Marry Me
The good thing about proposing to this particular picture is that you've got your answer right there…
#4 it took me a while to notice her eyes
Loving the eyes, #4
What eyes? Oh….shit. I see them, now.
Gonna try it out. #35
I didn't even read it. 12 frames long. fuck that. sorry. why these get posted…
Hahha.. you took the time to reply and count the frames instead of just reading it… too long indeed. Rough life my friend.
Haha more like a dick shot. He's still alive and talking, but he feels like less of a man.
Don't try that out. More or less every girl in the US saw that film.
Unless you look like this dude, you're probably going to end up looking like an ostrich with stalker eyes. Good luck though, let us know how it works out. Hope you pull it off.
Don't try it. You're not Jake Gyllenhaal.
I tried it once… The lady threw her car keys & wallet at me & begged me not to rape/kill her.
Yeah but your… well… you know, big & scary looking.
I bet you thought I was gonna say black, huh?
Or he might have not finished the sentence: "Yeah but your dick is well, you know, big and scary looking"
Haven't seen the movie, but I was kind of expecting the older guy to finish it with something like " It aint going to happen, I'm her Dad and if you lay one finger on her I will kill you." (yeah yeah I know, comes with being a father to teenage daughters)
Post up a picture of your teenage daughter. If we fap you can't get mad cos we're not laying fingers on her… only ourselves.
You should google her. Her internet name is Norma Stitz, let me know what you think.
The "older guy" is Oliver Platt. Show your respect. He's fucking awesome.
Seen him on The Big C (I only watch to keep the wife happy. Really…. Hey I said Really…. They do flash an occasional bewb… Got to watch something between seasons of Dexter)
A "b" actor at best. I may choose not to show him respect. Who gives a fuq?
This might be some of the best comment banter ever on the chive. Well done, gents!
#29.. insert Tiger shark jumping up and eating them.
how does one actually swing on that thing?
what with the lack of solid ground or friendly tiger sharks to give you a push?
Pro Tip: you don't need assistance from solid ground or human/aquatic life to get going.
I don't care about the physics of it….someone just make the damn gif! LOL
#3 you know how I know you're jenGAY?
… when you're jealous of someone else's accomplishments?
#24 she is perfectamundo.
#34 not from this world
That is correct, they are from Norway…
…and please me pass the syrup!
Norway, no longer part of Earth.
#20 and #26 Awesome views.
#26 – Three Sisters Mountains – near Canmore, Alberta
#20 gonna start yoga soon.
I'm gonna start this cup of yogurt soon. Does that count?
#29 Is the girl body photoshopped or just a very strange angle
#20 – just beautiful.
#23 – never paid any attention to her before. but after seeing her post-oscar presser… i wanna marry this girl. down-to-earth and funny as hell. and def not hard on the eyes.
How's luongo working out for you guys?
#23 Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool…
fuck you, I'm out
theCHIVE.com on Facebook