theCHIVE is hiring an assistant content curator

: That’s right, with the recent explosion of user-based submissions, theCHIVE is in need of an extra hand (preferably with the Midas touch) to help sift through our inbox and find the best content on the internets. But the position won’t be open for long, and you only have until Friday, March 1st to upload your video and resume. To find out more about this exciting position, go HERE

Good luck!!

Julio_Fungoolio

I would literally give you my left nut to work their.

Just sayin

To bad you don't have one!!

Julio_Fungoolio

Ouch just sayin' your words are like a dagger in my heart. Allow me to retort with FUCK YOU, I know it isn't eloquent but your existence offends me.

jasonB

You need to start with there/their/they're. Just busting the right one
PDiddily420

You already failed the interview by misspelling "there".

Julio_Fungoolio

Indeed I did grammar officer, I shall carry on knowing the internet is a safer place with you on duty.

Guest

Try using the correct form of there.

Julio_Fungoolio

yes guest we've established my incorrect use of the word as you can read from the witty banter above, now go away grown men are talking.

Guest

*There

Julio_Fungoolio

Yes I too make mistakes "guest" I'm sure your mother and father told you about theirs, here's a hint it was you.

jasonB

Julio. No potential employer likes to see that amount of internet anger so quickly. Anger leads to the Dark Side. Your chances are slipping.

Julio_Fungoolio

Alas, you're correct but it wasn't anger as you can see from my witty banter comment, but my path to the Dark Side has long been complete.

Skyler

Forget the grammar. How about dealing with people ragging on you? In this position infinite amounts of chivers will most likely talk smack about your viral choices from time to time.

GFj

Why the Hoff?

http://twitter.com/ItIsDanTheMan @ItIsDanTheMan

why the hell not?
Lev

Welp, count GFj out of the running for the job.

UB6ILB9

I'll do it. I'll need 100k a year and six weeks payed vacation. Thanks you for considering me for the position.

LeftFlasherOn

You used the wrong word and think you're qualified for a six figure job? Go back to school. Focus on spelling and grammar.

UB6ILB9

http://youtu.be/pWdd6_ZxX8c

PDiddily420

If I worked at The Chive and had 6 weeks of paid vacation, I would gladly spend all of them at the office.

Epitomizer

I can curate the shit out of some content.
Leigh

Oh my goodness!….All my bags are packed, I'm ready to go – I'm standin' here outside your door!
Brian

Moving to Austin? WTF?
MeNotYou

TheChive is moving to Austin?

LeftFlasherOn

Chivestin?

MeNotYou

Chitin?

Wha?

Are u chitin me?

Brian

Chitexan?

The Professor

I never realized how much the 'Hof looks like Will Ferrell
Mike

Are you going to change your name to the Chiau?
explorataur

best part about this post is that they're moving to Austin. Fuck you Cali taxes!
zoom

I wish opportunities like this came up 25 years ago.
Jeff

Wait… so if you don't live in Venice and are willing to move to Austin this summer, or already live in Austin and want to spend a few months in Venice, then you shouldn't even bother applying? That blows.
ScottyDubs

theCHIVE is going to need to hire another assistant just to sift through the 7-billion applications they're about to receive.
KBCool

If I wasn't tied down to the East Coast, I would love to apply for this!
Jesse

Why is everyone automatically assuming they're moving ? I'm sure you can check emails from anywhere in the country…. The Chivery distribution center is in Austin.. Maybe that's where a computer sits.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000459175621 Joe A. Padilla

This is outstanding news. I'm not even far from you guys. Just a hop and skip away. F*** the jump! You will be seeing my video before the day is out.
Jesse

Nevermind. I'm hungover and apparently a dumbass. I missed the fine print. Feel free to flame me shamelessly.
I Won This Contest!

A job to look for awesome shit on the internet and select half naked chicks to plaster on the chive website, i believe ive found my dream job lol oh and to work with hot chicks in the office and a fully stocked beer fridge doesnt hurt either!!!! lol
Hugger

One of the demands is that you're able to work with Paula, so beware.
cymru Am Buth

what an ass hole the f****g Hoff.
Canucks_Rule

austin? not venice?
神威

damn…. Cali State tax and messiness……
roadhog0

If I wasn't 20 I would be all over this… I even have that Midas touch, wrenching is my hobby! Why y'all movin to Austin?

sam

must you be 21 to apply?

roadhog0

Not that I know of, but it probably makes your chances better cause ya can go to all the bars/drink etc with them

Papabear

If I could make a decent video resume I would probably apply. But I don't have a little person, horse drawn carriage or bear, in order to make it.
Chu

Moving to Austin Tx. Interesting….

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