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  • Sport Royal

    #6 Robin Williams FTW

    • _DoC_

      Or, whichever writer wrote the line that he said.

      • blue_bronco

        That is a very, very good point

        • CplCupcake

          Wouldn't excellent have been a better choice than "very, very"?

    • Tex Ass

      #9 or you could be Neil Armstrong, use "very" twice and still get laid. Astronauts always get laid.

    • Ouch!

      Captain, My Captain!

  • Chris Horton

    Probably 2nd :/

    • Mitch


  • Chad


  • moho512

    Thank You! My lunch break was getting super boring 🙂

    • Carp Aid E Yum

      Was it very boring?

  • ChiverMeTimbers

    #5 Did anyone notice that the Center of the Brain is a pair of Boobs! That explains A LOT!!!

    • Simplify

      Or, pituitary gland. But go ahead and think boobs if you prefer.

      • Tgm

        He's referring to the two round bulges which are the mammillary bodies, so he's not really wrong in his description.

  • Not amused.

    #11 needs to be a pentagram rather than a cross.

    TV dictated by the NWO!!

    I wish I could report his picture and have it removed.

    • AboutGorramTime

      This picture was supposed to make you think. Turn on your brain, turn off the TV.

      • Not amused

        That's all well and fine but there shouldn't be a cross involved.

        • steveraimer

          Why not? The quote is about sheep and shepherds, and I can't think of anything that's led more sheep to the slaughterhouse than Religion.

          • wdh

            No Steve. Greed did. Religion is just an excuse.

        • Joe Dirte

          It's a symbol of blindly following someone else's rules, not your paltry religion, so calm down. What you should be bothered with is that they weren't even close to spelling shepherd right.

          • Say what.

            Lol. You really should look up who's dictating television programming.

            This is a totally incorrect representation.

          • wdh

            Paltry religion? There's nothing paltry about any religion.

          • bwahaa

            you're gay'n up the chive.

    • Big Poppa

      shepard is that how we're spelling shepherd now?

    • Yep

      relax, kids… this whole this is an ME3 reference…

    • Alex

      Is it just me or am i smelling butthurt?sm

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  • jasonB

    Apparently Oscar Wilde was Doctor Who (Tom Baker)

    • jasonB

      Sorry #4

    • yoyo

      what are you talking about.

    • DirtyChar

      I thought the same thing.

  • Julio_Fungoolio

    #10 this meme has been used in so many ways, but this one made me chuckle quite loudly.

    • Steve

      Good lord I about died laughing when I saw this

    • I did die laughing.

      best one

  • tv_paul

    #12 Good advice for everyone (especially those planning on going to prison or the Playboy mansion)

    • Hrdwood

      That manual was co-authored by Ben Dover and C. Howett Fields.

  • Nate

    #29 supposed*

  • Epitomizer

    #6 If you have ever referred to yourself whilst using the term "swag", you should probably take heed

    • Let me help you

      Watch tv and you'll see why women are a mess.

      • Epitomizer

        Wonder what Mr. Fungoolio decided he should remove?

        • Julio_Fungoolio

          I didn't mean to erase the damn screen froze and I hastily double clicked but to no avail.

  • IrishInNJ

    #37 WTF?

    • DemonIAm

      Neil Gaiman FTW!

    • Craig K.

      It's from a commencement speech Neil Gaiman gave last year. Great speech from a great author.

  • http://cinemaplastique.tumblr.com MigraineBoy

    #37 I love it.

  • Hrdwood

    #17 Would have been funnier with Cartman in the corner: "Oh Ben…"

    • Capt Obvious

      "Taco flavored kisses for my Bennnn"

  • Hartz

    Dead Poet's Society #6 would call Neil #9 lazy! Miniscule.

  • grantito99

    #18 That's what the liberals complain about. But if you were to drop a bunch of $50 dumb bombs all over the place to destroy that $10 tent you'd probably destroy a few innocent tents too and they'd be pissed about that.

    • jeff

      And the libertarian (me) would say "why are we dropping bombs at all?"

      • r00s7a

        And the non-political (me) would say you two are a couple of douche bags. This is The Chive, politics not welcome.

        • Awesome

          and awesome me says this is the chive EVERYONE JUST KCCO!

          And destroying evil = FFFFRRREEEEDDDDOOOOMMMM!

    • cnollz

      Or you know, could be a liberal who's trying to get into Air Force OTS to fly these planes because protecting our citizens both at home and abroad is more important than a $10 tent. I'm sick of people insisting that just because you're a liberal, you against anything that has to do with war. I'm not against protecting our freedom or citizens and I don't think most liberals are.

  • Leigh

    #6 the extent of a mans vocabulary and his ability to use it correctly is dependent on his level of access/ relationship with a woman who is more than just a pretty face – a sense of humor is also useful 😉

    • JRT

      So guys don't have the capability to be intelligent without the help of a woman?

      • Leigh

        that is definitely not what I said or anyway implied.

    • Underbaker

      It is an interesting hypothesis, however it is more often the case that a mans verbal dexterity comes from his love of a good book and having ample opportunity to pursue such passions. (I'm so lonely)

      • Leigh

        You can never go wrong with a good book – or a significant someone to whom you can demonstrate your "dexterity". 😉

  • bob_the_cook

    #37- Even if you think you don't know how, or that you aren't good at… do it anyways. You wont regret it.

  • Chris

    First thing I did was email this to my wife and not the gay guy who likes me.

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    Rest in Peace, Neil and thank you for your immeasurable ability to KCCO.

  • http://www.facebook.com/jonnytoast Jon Thompson

    Things like this is why I love the Chive. Well, mostly it's FLBP and the dog stuff but this is up there.

  • Sexual

    Diminutive #6 #9

  • jai

    #33 i'm going to start using this when people ask me when i'm getting married.

    • von Mises

      Good for you. I met my wife and 4 months later we were married, and today is our 19th anniversary. We have three happy kids and are happier today than we were back then.

      You can go around telling people you are a coward unwilling to commit to anything long term while being simultaneously lazy, unwilling to stick with it and work at it . The good news for you is as our moral code as a nation has declined, so has the marriage rate so most people now espouse your view point, and we now have more bastards delivered in this country than we do legitimate children. At least it is reflected in the crime rates and prison pop'l. Enjoy a life of being alone, empty and miserable. I'm sure those last few decades of life without kids, grand-kids or any meaningful relationships will be a joy.

      -moral uncertainty and relativism – destroying societies for centuries

      • Yann

        Cool story bro.

      • Yep

        damn, repressed feelings from an overbearing relationship forced upon you after a matter of months? talk about an extreme reaction to a joke on marriage! you need to get on someone's couch stat before you blow a gasket, murdering everyone in the office…

      • credible hulk

        My first marriage, I knew her for about 9 months prior. Was good for about a year. Tried to make it work for five. Second marriage, I knew her for close to seven years prior. 20 years later, 2 daughters, one son, lots of ups and downs, still going strong.

      • Mr X

        The exception that proves the rule….

  • CallMeMaybe

    #4 Doctor Who?

    • Plurp

      The one and only. Well, Number 4 out of 12 incarnations of the one and only.

    • Bazazaba

      I was just thinking, that is TOm Baker from Doctor Who and not Oscar Wilde.

      • Emmylou

        yep. Tom Baker. lol.

        • Emmylou

          I'm considering putting a tom baker quote onto a picture of oscar wilde and sending it in.

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