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February 26, 2013 |
In: Funny, Interesting, Nailed It, Random
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Category: Funny, Interesting, Nailed It, Random
#6 Robin Williams FTW
Or, whichever writer wrote the line that he said.
That is a very, very good point
Wouldn't excellent have been a better choice than "very, very"?
#9 or you could be Neil Armstrong, use "very" twice and still get laid. Astronauts always get laid.
Captain, My Captain!
Probably 2nd :/
Thank You! My lunch break was getting super boring
Was it very boring?
#5 Did anyone notice that the Center of the Brain is a pair of Boobs! That explains A LOT!!!
Or, pituitary gland. But go ahead and think boobs if you prefer.
He's referring to the two round bulges which are the mammillary bodies, so he's not really wrong in his description.
#11 needs to be a pentagram rather than a cross.
TV dictated by the NWO!!
I wish I could report his picture and have it removed.
This picture was supposed to make you think. Turn on your brain, turn off the TV.
That's all well and fine but there shouldn't be a cross involved.
Why not? The quote is about sheep and shepherds, and I can't think of anything that's led more sheep to the slaughterhouse than Religion.
No Steve. Greed did. Religion is just an excuse.
It's a symbol of blindly following someone else's rules, not your paltry religion, so calm down. What you should be bothered with is that they weren't even close to spelling shepherd right.
Lol. You really should look up who's dictating television programming.
This is a totally incorrect representation.
Paltry religion? There's nothing paltry about any religion.
you're gay'n up the chive.
shepard is that how we're spelling shepherd now?
relax, kids… this whole this is an ME3 reference…
Is it just me or am i smelling butthurt?sm
Apparently Oscar Wilde was Doctor Who (Tom Baker)
what are you talking about.
I thought the same thing.
#10 this meme has been used in so many ways, but this one made me chuckle quite loudly.
Good lord I about died laughing when I saw this
#12 Good advice for everyone (especially those planning on going to prison or the Playboy mansion)
That manual was co-authored by Ben Dover and C. Howett Fields.
#6 If you have ever referred to yourself whilst using the term "swag", you should probably take heed
Watch tv and you'll see why women are a mess.
Wonder what Mr. Fungoolio decided he should remove?
I didn't mean to erase the damn screen froze and I hastily double clicked but to no avail.
Neil Gaiman FTW!
It's from a commencement speech Neil Gaiman gave last year. Great speech from a great author.
#37 I love it.
#17 Would have been funnier with Cartman in the corner: "Oh Ben…"
"Taco flavored kisses for my Bennnn"
Dead Poet's Society #6 would call Neil #9 lazy! Miniscule.
#18 That's what the liberals complain about. But if you were to drop a bunch of $50 dumb bombs all over the place to destroy that $10 tent you'd probably destroy a few innocent tents too and they'd be pissed about that.
And the libertarian (me) would say "why are we dropping bombs at all?"
And the non-political (me) would say you two are a couple of douche bags. This is The Chive, politics not welcome.
and awesome me says this is the chive EVERYONE JUST KCCO!
And destroying evil = FFFFRRREEEEDDDDOOOOMMMM!
Or you know, could be a liberal who's trying to get into Air Force OTS to fly these planes because protecting our citizens both at home and abroad is more important than a $10 tent. I'm sick of people insisting that just because you're a liberal, you against anything that has to do with war. I'm not against protecting our freedom or citizens and I don't think most liberals are.
#6 the extent of a mans vocabulary and his ability to use it correctly is dependent on his level of access/ relationship with a woman who is more than just a pretty face – a sense of humor is also useful
So guys don't have the capability to be intelligent without the help of a woman?
that is definitely not what I said or anyway implied.
It is an interesting hypothesis, however it is more often the case that a mans verbal dexterity comes from his love of a good book and having ample opportunity to pursue such passions. (I'm so lonely)
You can never go wrong with a good book – or a significant someone to whom you can demonstrate your "dexterity".
#37- Even if you think you don't know how, or that you aren't good at… do it anyways. You wont regret it.
First thing I did was email this to my wife and not the gay guy who likes me.
Rest in Peace, Neil and thank you for your immeasurable ability to KCCO.
Things like this is why I love the Chive. Well, mostly it's FLBP and the dog stuff but this is up there.
Diminutive #6 #9
#33 i'm going to start using this when people ask me when i'm getting married.
Good for you. I met my wife and 4 months later we were married, and today is our 19th anniversary. We have three happy kids and are happier today than we were back then.
You can go around telling people you are a coward unwilling to commit to anything long term while being simultaneously lazy, unwilling to stick with it and work at it . The good news for you is as our moral code as a nation has declined, so has the marriage rate so most people now espouse your view point, and we now have more bastards delivered in this country than we do legitimate children. At least it is reflected in the crime rates and prison pop'l. Enjoy a life of being alone, empty and miserable. I'm sure those last few decades of life without kids, grand-kids or any meaningful relationships will be a joy.
-moral uncertainty and relativism – destroying societies for centuries
Cool story bro.
damn, repressed feelings from an overbearing relationship forced upon you after a matter of months? talk about an extreme reaction to a joke on marriage! you need to get on someone's couch stat before you blow a gasket, murdering everyone in the office…
My first marriage, I knew her for about 9 months prior. Was good for about a year. Tried to make it work for five. Second marriage, I knew her for close to seven years prior. 20 years later, 2 daughters, one son, lots of ups and downs, still going strong.
The exception that proves the rule….
#4 Doctor Who?
The one and only. Well, Number 4 out of 12 incarnations of the one and only.
I was just thinking, that is TOm Baker from Doctor Who and not Oscar Wilde.
yep. Tom Baker. lol.
I'm considering putting a tom baker quote onto a picture of oscar wilde and sending it in.
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