Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

  • Slick


    • Slick

      Whooooo I'm awesome!

      • heywood jablowme

        no you're not.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Well at least your not Paula!

      Bait for it…

      – Yo Slick, you took my spot!!1!

      • i8paula

        You're….?? Oh wait – see what you did there John

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          Ugh, John gets sick of all those visitors asking him: "Are you Paula? No? Then who is??".
          You'll never know… 🙂

          – Fan testimonial: "[Database offline for maintenance]"

          • i8paula

            At the end of the day all I want is for Paula to hold me and tell me everything's going to be alright

            • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

              Hmmm… You seem to know a lot about my M.O…..

              But since you do, does it not bother you that that's the last thing you will ever hear?

              – most Chivers would rather have seen the ring instead….

              • i8paula

                So long as you say hi next time you're in sydney it'll be worth it…

                But the ring?! Everyone knows Brian cox peeked the year before in super troopers.

                Ps – you boys like ME-XI-CO?!

    • odb

      These pretzels are making me firsty!

  • http://twitter.com/LosTorre @LosTorre

    I'll take a #6 to go

    • snap back to reality

      Yeah. No you won't.

      • http://twitter.com/LosTorre @LosTorre

        ^ didn't get it

    • Sean


    • Vic

      #6 is definitely the winner…sexy….

      • JstevensF


    • WalterSobchak_

      need moar of #6 #31 #49

    • http://twitter.com/ItIsDanTheMan @ItIsDanTheMan

      She's definitely a beautiful girl… but I'm not sure she fully understands why we wanted moar.

      • Jimmy

        This guy gets it.

    • JLW

      I'm happy with what she gave, she's absolutely beautiful!

    • w-loo

      i want to your name name name

    • bdg

      #6 Amazing!!!
      #13 Boner!!!!
      #29 almost there
      #31 I'm done!!!
      #47 and #49 Back up again!!!

    • rikooprate

      She needs her own spread!!! MOAR!!

    • Hassel Shattnerhoff

      She's a natural beauty, love that, but her cropping photo abilities suck.

      • Sully

        Yeah, that's a real turn off. WTF???

  • Humpy

    #13 nice set of T&A

    • Sven

      What a hot little slut! Looks like she'd be a lot of fun to fuck. I bet she'd beg for some hot cum on her face.

      • 15Weight

        Some men use extremely sexual statements to mask their own homosexuality.

      • Smick

        Gross dude. Click on your pornhub tab you also have up, you're on the wrong site.

    • Flabbergasted

      Good God. All of the girls in this post were breathtaking. I felt like I'd died and gone to heaven.

    • Epitomizer

      This looks like a nice place to mention that #37 has one of the most amazing asses I've seen awhile.

    • Carson

      Representing Texas well

    • Haywood
      • fuck you

        ass whole!!

  • Burlinator

    #31 Oh, the FLBP!

    • Matt

      She is unreal. Perfectly proportioned.

    • YouKnowImRight

      Chive should stop kidding itself and just start posting porn.

    • SwampDonkey

      My GOD… Fapasorous!

      • Terps

        You can find some more of her on Sports by Brooks. Her name is Nicole. Used to be a cheerleader at University of Maryland and dated DJ Strawberry while I went there. Beat the shit out of a girl on my floor freshman year because she had sex with him.

        • RIck Barney

          So you are saying she's nutty and probably a freak in bed….

    • StuOwen

      She's amazing!! MOAR!!

    • Josh

      Nicole Peterson

    • Mike

      That top pic is on an advertisement for a porn site. Something like seemygf.com Wonder if she knows/cares it is on there.

    • G33KYFR34KY

      Twitter @luckynik67

    • Romeo

      Motor boating you're doing it wrong

    • BHL

      I licked her butt-hole once and it tasted like sweet, sweet budder

  • jayd

    #1 lucky bastard

    • Kidicarus

      Is that Orlando Bloom?

      • i8paula

        No it's said taghmaoui



  • http://twitter.com/LosTorre @LosTorre

    #9 bump

    • TruDat

      I can hear it! Such a soothing sound.

    • Hassel Shattnerhoff

      This is Kim Kardashian, made from her TV show. What can I say, I like to channel surf, don't judge me.

  • Da Nig nagga

    Thicka than a snicka!!!!!! #32

    • Da Nig Nagga

      #31 is thicka than #32

    • Wedgism

      want in Australia please

  • CanadianPiper

    #47 YUUUUUUP

  • http://twitter.com/LosTorre @LosTorre

    #47 it's heart shaped

  • MattKL

    #29 This!

    • Trig

      Forever alone!

    • Tom

      and that


    • Big Duke 6

      The voyeur in me loves this pic.

      • Dad

        The stalker in me does too.

    • larry

      i feel like i've seen that room before

  • PB&J

    #1 OMNOMNOM!
    #25 I WIN!

    • Jimmy Crack Corn

      Her/his name is Angela "Big Ang" Raiola.

  • http://twitter.com/LosTorre @LosTorre

    #31 do porn

  • sheoncebelieved

    #6 I'm pretty sure I would marry you today

    • rikooprate

      She needs her own spread!

  • http://twitter.com/ortegaralph @ortegaralph

    Hump DAR is on time!

    • blue_bronco

      On time because 1/4 of it is a repost.

  • OhioChiver

    #29 Guaranteed to put a smile on your face no matter how crappy a day you had. Well done Chivette. 😉

    • No coffee yet today

      To me, it looks legit like someone took the picture through a window with a blurred wooden window pane frame on the right side and along the bottom. This peeping Tom struck gold.

      • Osgood

        Her legs are crossed, it was set up.

  • @angryprof13

    #40 how have I not seen that before??

    • El Chicken

      This explains so much…

    • Ringo

      Thats the gold pic of the week for me!

    • lonn

      not bad to grow up to be qt

  • SOSteppenwolf

    #26 – What? Proud father. You'll understand when you have kids someday.

    • electric boogalo

      Sarah Jessica Parker's mom?

  • http://twitter.com/LosTorre @LosTorre

    What's up with all the reposts?

    • lazy

      they post a pic with laziness captioned on it (23)….kinda like the chive has been for a while.

    • Try2k

      Yeah, I think I've seen at least a 3rd of these before and the other 3rd where ads for more gay ass shirts and crap. Has success gotten to these guys? I think they're spending more time pimping out consumer products than actually putting out a good website. IMO.

    • sandy astroglide

      some of them are running for the 3rd day in a row. I think that's why they're looking for help, they need someone to figure out how to run the same stolen pic 5 times in 2 days.

  • I_am_golf_c0m

    #22 Raccoon Mario and the Princess's crack(mushroom) baby

    • bigvonski

      That aint canadian beaver

  • CorwinNorway

    #6 even more..Moar!! 😛

    • varuelc

      One picture with the hair like in the first photo and a close up with a big smile , will be a winner.

  • nerfherder

    #14 Hirary Crinton

    • grady

      Run, Jackie! She'll eat your soul!

  • Brent

    #29 #47

  • http://twitter.com/cvine08 @cvine08

    I. Say. God. Damn!

    • All Chivers

      Get original or move along

  • Gutts

    #6 Nooooo! Crop lower!!

    • bones

      NO SHIT! Talk about unfair

    • http://www.facebook.com/taylor.favorite Taylor Favorite

      #6 She could have A's and I'd still marry her on looks alone……

      • firstpostforme

        Must concur. I have seen thousands of beautiful girls here but this is something else.

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