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February 27, 2013 |
In: Doin it wrong, FAIL, Funny, Nailed It, Random
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Category: Doin it wrong, FAIL, Funny, Nailed It, Random
#20 well then…
I don't think they're doing that colonoscopy correctly.
I want to see the picture that thing took.
There's light at the end of the tunnel.
What's going on here? Regardless, the girl is cute.
i imagine myself being the camera… then i smile reeeeaall big
And that is a flash… And it's gonna burn…
Im deployed, todays my birthday but i kcco
Have a good one. Thanks for the service!
Hopefully your time will go quickly. Come home safe and thanks for all that you are doing. We appreciate your service!
Happy birthday Bud. Thank you for your service & come home safely.
Happy birthday!!! Be safe.
Home of the free, because of the Brave. HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUD!
My thoughts and prayers go out to you.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! COME HOME SAFE AND KCCO!!!
Happy birthday soldier! It'll all be over soon.
Happy birthday dude. May tits and ass await you in abundance upon your return.
Happy B-Day, Bro!
Thanks for your service.
Happy Birthday! Thanks for service
Happy birthday!!! Come home safely
#7 had me rollin'
#22 Well played mom. Well Played
Mom? I thought this was from the Tooth Fairy?
Know what the engine sounds like?
Want want WAAAAAANNNNNNNT.
#30 is epic!
#1. I can't wait to see this reposted again. For the 20th time.
#10 I was going to post that…
New beats by Dre
What's up with his man bewbs? eww
until they are soaked in pee. Ewwwww
#20 Extreme Close up!
Off the charts awesome if this is actually true.
If it is I can't wait to see these guys get busted by a straw.
There goes my sexlife.
NO MORE SEX FOR ME.
probably not, because the straw will warn her.
Now I have to bring my own GHB and straws?
How about not being an idot and letting a random stranger give you a random drink… much less drink it… no fucking brain cells I tell ya…
Actually, those are LED, Light up Straws by a company out of San Diego Called LITEFX. Also the creator of the Litecube.
Say what? Huh? What's that? Did you say something?
#12 used to do this with the Playstation 1^^
What's he doing with his left hand?
#27 That's, umm, actually really impressive dude. Well played.
Did she say yes?
#20 whats going on here…. im intrigued
Look at her eyes, she has no soul. Sign me up
#20. We like look "at" girls' butts not "in" them.
Wow, and wait…are those some ridiculous man tits??
So it lights up for alcoholic drinks?
#22 So the tooth fairy can leave this lengthy note but can't leave a damn quarter (or whatever kids are getting paid these days for rotten teeth)?
Written by the same cunt of a mother who gives out apples for Halloween.
the general tone of your comment tells me that you weren't smacked up side the head nearly enough as a child.
#32, Spidy's a dick
Yeah he didn't unlock anything. Shoulda tried the window before smashing.
#24 Sucks to be Frat boys now…. no more #20 for them!
stirling uni on the chive!? Awesome!
#22 Whoever these parents are..they're complete dicks.
Probably for a 12 year old who knows the truth, but still wants some cash.
wha da fuq is #4 ?
If you don't know what this is your too young or too old for theChive.
i probably am… so wtf is it?? something pokemon?
Yes, these are the what the 3 original straters would look like in real life….sort of
Too young or too old for The Chive? Fuck that shit. I'm 28 and never got sucked into the Pokemon craze. I didn't get this pic either.
It is a cartoon rendition of the starter Pokemon pack that included Bulbosaur, Charmander, and Squirtle. I am clearly "too old" at 36 but once I figured out the Squirtle reference, Wiki did the rest. I was totally confused as well….
#22…. OMG… This is definitely going to happen with the next tooth… the only thing is, is that my daughter is very stubborn and will probably say fuck it I have my own money… :S
Sounds like your daughter has a nice mouth on her. It'll be handy when she's stripping.
Oh yes, cuz that's really what she would say, I was being funny, asshole… does it feel good calling a 6 year old a stripper?
Shes still losing teeth yet old enuf to say she has enuf money. Way to spoil that rotten brat. Nice parenting skills
Apparently you aren't old enough to spell "enough" right… maybe you need the money more than she does… for English classes…
also, to explain, even though I shouldn't have to, she has $44 that she has earned… and she thinks it's plenty. Because she's 6.
God some people are retarded…
Odds are 2 out of the 3 above have no kids. The jury is still out on Herman. After all, they are nice tits. The “I’d rather go without than do something simple” is confounding to say the least.
I don't think any of them have kids, or they would have got the humour in my post… she's a 6 year old who thinks $40 is a boat load of money, and doesn't like to clean her room… what other child doesn't share the same thinking?! lol
Don't let em tilt you too hard. To be honest, I don't think most of the posters around here have much of a sense of humor, unless it's meme or the like. I guess they just need visual aids. Chive on.
Meh… I like to stir the pot from time to time It's all good
Chive On my friend!
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