Daily Morning Awesomeness (40 Photos)

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  • Eli

    Good morning chive !!!

    • Idgaf

      #26 is the movie 'The Wolf of Wall St.' Movie set, dicknoses.

  • Ace

    Think each picture posted on theChive gets used 4-5 times before retirement.

    • DaddyD

      Yeah, but some of them are worth it!

    • Pickle-Cat

      Yeah, it's a hard life for some. First you get posted to an article relevant to your subject matter: cats. In a couple days you'll be in the DMA so you're feeling pretty good, eh? A week goes by and you want your fix, but nothing. You're just a fat cat with his head stuck in a pickle jar. You crawl to the computer and click on the first website on your Google chrome home page: The Chive. Thirty three photos down and you are featured in glorious HD on a Friday afternoon. Fuck yeah, you've made it.

      You submit more photos. Look! I'm a cat in a tortilla. Anybody see a tabby on a lawnmower? Look at me, I'm pretending to not know what a fucking mirror is in grainy 16mm GIF format. Nothing. And then in six months, when you least expect it, you're back on the DMA but it's not your head in the pickle jar. It's Nicolas-fucking-Cage and you realize your life is a goddamn joke.

      Four times is retirement, Ace. The fifth time you wander out to the porch, take in the cool morning air, and when the neighbor's car starts down the street you lunge for the front right tire.

      • bigtommy2k1

        holy shit balls that is the best response EVER! I had to read it 3 times to totally take in all of it's glory!

      • tralfaz

        Take time to read this it's AWESOME.

      • http://twitter.com/LosTorre @LosTorre

        You had me at "cats"

      • MylesofStyles

        Lean back in your chair, bring a juice box up to your lips, gaze off into the distance, and whisper, "So how about them dicks…"

        • Osgood

          What is it with all the whiney bitches on here lately. Enjoy it or don't visit.

      • Red

        Well done Pickle-Cat, well done.

  • Romeo

    #37 wow just wow

    • ChiveApprentice

      now kiss

    • Jay

      Those dimples.

    • http://twitter.com/ItIsDanTheMan @ItIsDanTheMan

      I just wish for the opportunity to someday whisper in Vanessa Hudgens' ear "I've seen you naked."

      • blumpilstilskin

        we saw your boobs!!

    • Big Poppa

      $5 Fox has her thumb up 'Gomez?'s' butt

      • CplCupcake

        Not Gomez. Vanessa Hudgens.

  • JJJ


    • James

      Her name is Sonja Simic. Look her up if you want.

      • Hoc

        Thank you, thank you, thank you!



    • Dick

      You spelled the word "more" wrong. Do you think you are being cute/funny? You are really just being a thundercunt who deserves to get AIDS infested bum jizzed splashed in your eye

      • really

        well, that escalated quickly..

      • catmoustache

        Awe, somebody is being fussy today. Go on home and take a nap.

  • Rusty Shackleford

    #26 Who needs an Oscar when you're winning at everything else?

    • Jebus

      Meh – chivettes are hotter

      • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

        Leo been talkin to god for so long that if u look at his life i guess he tawlkin back!

      • Ric

        Like he has not been there and done that…

      • Lboogie13

        Yeah movie set or not I'd say screw the internet, Leo just won life.

    • Matt

      I would smell his fingers.

    • Eric

      This is definitely a movie set, but still awesome

    • Mark

      Why is he wearing a wedding band? Movie set?

      • mr mcg

        That's on the set of "The Wolf of Wall Street"

    • billy


    • RCT

      a lot of frumpy looking butts there. lol

    • Big Poppa

      'where are the chickas?'
      oh my bad
      Cheers fella

    • MacNCheesePro

      "I'm flying, Jack!…..What's poking me?"

  • MattKL

    #34 Nomnomnom

    • bdg


    • Epitomizer

      Fair food is the best food.

      • tralfaz

        Is that better than mediocre food or about the same.

    • ChivetoSurvive

      If it comes in cardboard too, then that's just a waste of a stick.

  • Horus


    Nice ass! Oh, pardon me, my mistake, that's a horse.

    • sheshort

      Either she is 3ft 6in. tall or thats a freakin plow horse……………

    • bdg

      #27 We need a girls in riding pants thread!!!!

      • HAYOOO

        For the love of god… MORE!!

      • Seconded

        Best goddamn suggestion I've ever heard. Make it happen, Bob!

      • Jay

        ^ THIS. Riding pants are AWESOME on girls.

      • JustSayin'

        We NEED a girls in Breeches post. Needs to happen, like, yesterday!

      • WalterSobchak_

        Put the Brazzers tag on it. Changes everything

    • Underbaker

      Poor horse, thinks everyone is calling him an Ass when he is with her.

  • cadaver

    #28 Winner, Moar please

    • The Drunk IT Guy

      Rhian Sugden I think? Not sure but she looks similar. Even if it isn't her you won't be disappointed by the search results.

      • What_Tha

        Yup, Rhian Sugden.


      Best google search I ever did

  • adsf

    why is my comment being deleted?

    • adsf


    • MonkeyMadness

      Chive censors the weirdest shit.

    • That's why

      Because your name is ass damn shit fuck.

  • khalid

    #28 woah

  • Jonathan

    Early DMA!!

  • Morito

    Who would you rather have a threesome with? #37 or #17


      why choose? 5-some.

    • maboze1x


      • kranick


    • http://twitter.com/Thogert @Thogert

      #17 No contest.

      • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

        They want the
        They want the
        They want the


    • tomy

      this question is why the gods created orgies

    • Eddie

      This question has sparked an eternal struggle within. Damn you, sir.

    • G_Had
      • Epitomizer

        I love you, man.

      • Don


      • Don


      • 5eagles

        Perfect answer!!! KCCO

    • whodat

      Right hand side of each, now there's a combo!

    • Mads

      The two on the LEFT in both pictures!

    • B-to-the-H

      Easy answer: fivesome.

      • Luke0027


    • Red


  • Rod

    #6 Where are the proper women!?

  • stogeybytheway


    finish your thought!!

    • Guest

      Okay, I'll admit it – I have no clue what's going on in this one. Help?

      • Not_NotBob

        On an iPhone, iPad, etc., you can see when someone is typing a response. This is indicated by the little bubble with the 3 dots. Sometimes you will see someone is typing a response, but suddenly, the bubble disappears and you don't get a response. You are then left wondering what they were about to say and why they changed their mind.

        • Average John

          Thank you, good sir. Being out of the loop is a sad, sad place……

        • Pretty Smile

          It also means they read it………….

  • Slim Jim

    #26, now thats what i call winning mr. candy.

    • Moknowsbest

      Can switch places with him for just one week?

    • hgxv

      Monsieur Candie*

  • Pshhh

    #6 I don't get it

    • rick t

      the only thing i see is that chive wants us to think the mag calling kate's body boyish is funny. idk!

      • Paige

        I think it's that the "different" body types all look exactly the same.

    • Bloop

      I think because #3 is labeled as pear shaped? Wha? It looks like Maria Menounos and she is fine.

      • Navy Girl

        ….Maria Menounos is a pear-shaped shark?…

        • Alice

          Baaahahaha… no… it's that whenever you put a # next to a number, it shows that picture.

          • Navy Girl

            Haha, I know. I was just messin' with Bloop. :)

  • Slim Jim

    for those mornings when you just need some space. #1

    • youwannaknow

      Waiter, there's a galaxy in my coffee.

  • jake

    anyone know the name of the pose for #4?

    • What_Tha

      I'm gonna go with the "Come fuck me now" pose.

    • morebeer

      Pretty sure its the "I want the D" pose

    • tralfaz

      "Blue Steel"

    • lawnguyland

      The Meghan Fox. Please don't photograph my hands!

  • http://twitter.com/brueapilsner @brueapilsner

    #8 Well if that doesn't just give you a tickle in your pickle…

    • Ray

      She's got the crazy eyes.

    • credible hulk

      BRAZZERS! There, now you can quit thinking it.

    • Underbaker

      almost makes you think about jerken your gherkin.

  • MonkeyMadness

    #30 Access denied!

  • Sean

    #36 I guess there's not much else to do growing up in Russia…

    • joeri

      who is filming that? superman? O.o

    • credible hulk

      And then we are supposed to feel sorry for him when they have to scrape him off the pavement with a spatula. In my area they are holding a fund raiser for some guy jackass who trashed himself while extreme snow boarding.

  • Moknowsbest

    #4 MOAR please!!!!

    • What_Tha

      sonja simic

  • Alan Garner

    #25 iI tend to think of myself as a one man wolf pack

  • cambarg1394

    #32 favorite place ever! used to go there almost weekly

    • DaniBee

      Where is that? It's beautiful!

      • cambarg1394

        queens bath
        kauai, hawaii during high tide waves crash into here and you can get sucked out

    • JVB

      Looks like the natural pools at the Azores, but could be any volcanic ocean side..

    • Nemo Hoes

      Natural pool in Aruba?

      • Bill

        That is the Devil's Bath in Kauai. It is awesome, don't go during the high tide though. People get sucked out to sea.

    • mrbabar

      Queen's Bath. Near Princeville, Kauai. Amazing place, but not recommended if it's rough out. The waves can come over the top and suck you back into the sea.

  • bdg

    #12 Where is this little piece of heaven???

    • Silverstone


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