I do what I want (24 Photos)

  • Joshua


    • Julio_Fungoolio

      Sadly my friend you are incorrect, but take this dislike for your troubles.

    • not first

      Sorry bro, you're not first 😦

  • Julio_Fungoolio

    #19 So much dumb in one photo I don't know where to start.

  • chivecitybitch

    #21 wow

  • TB43

    #6 Wish my dog would do that. I can't get her to even turn around to walk back to the house, literally have to pick her up and turn her around.

    • SunDevil

      My dog does this, but after a bit she drops the leash then ends up peeing on it #6

  • tv_paul

    #21 Pigeon toed.

  • Chalk hard


    • jenk

      Fuck KU

  • Dickens Cider

    #6 My Lab does this everyday. Sooo Cool.

  • Texas

    #6 Golden Retrievers are so awesome.

    • I don't know

      My golden does the same thing. They really are the best dogs.

      • DWC928S4

        I have 2 of them. They are always carrying something in their mouth. Mostly our shoes. Best dogs in the world. BUT THE HAIR ! OH MY GOD THE HAIR. !

  • -Snookums

    #4 get off me, son. You don't want nun of this.

    • Jim

      I don't understand how you only have my single thumbs up. that's too funny. totally see what you did there.

    • Fuck N Right


    • Ptrick

      Seriously. How do you know who to defend?

      • None Too Proud

        Next game was shirts and skins…

    • Ernie McCracken

      Nuns having Fun!

  • tv_paul

    #4 New WNBA expansion team: The Phoenix Nuns

    • The_Ger

      That league still exists?

  • DannoTheManno88
  • Yeahhh

    #3 you don't say…

  • UhHuh

    #19 gangster as fuck.

  • JAFitC

    #10 That's what she said. . . .

    • Smitty

      Dates someone so reality illiterate as McCarthy? Definitely gives no fucks.

  • MattKL

    #18 "You're not the boss of me!"

  • Douche

    #3, this is actually very stupid and kind of pissed me off. I am sure this douche is a hipster that thinks he is funny but isnt!

    • Alumni72

      Not even sure wtf this is supposed to be saying.

  • TheFrontier

    #3 More importantly why is this on your OkCupid dating profile??? WTF

  • kenny

    #15 I thought it was way funnier than it really is.

    • Firefighter23

      Is there fall damage?

  • f1junkie

    #22 this is just dumb

  • TheBAMFinater

    #4 There's a joke about taking it to the hole, but I can't think of it.

    • None Too Proud

      That would be a priest joke, not a nun joke… or non-joke, if you prefer.

  • Stick

    Fuck yeah, bikes!

  • ECovE1224

    #17 why have I not thought of this?! I will show those temperature nazis at work my ninja skills, mwhahaha… Thanks TheChive!

    • UK Chiver

      Usually these are screwed into drywall, one little tug and the cover is off the wall. Re-program and then replace the cover, no one ever notices.

  • David

    #17 is the main reason I have gone to only installing programmable t-stats at business properties.
    They have a nice lock feature that douche-bags can't bypass!

    • Yum Yum Roll

      I installed a new programmable thermostat in our office but it doesn't seem to have a lock feature. I really, REALLY wish it did. We have one girl that is always freezing – it will be 78 degrees in the office and she'll walk over and turn the a/c off.

      • None Too Proud

        And why to you and your office-mates allow this type of behavior? Tell her to wear a sweater or lose a finger.

  • Kevrhutch

    I laughed little too hard at this one,,

  • http://www.facebook.com/trevor.pelletier.94 Trevor Pelletier

    #22 made my day

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