• Tucker

    #23 is by far the funniest

    • thesauceboss

      – who are those guys?

      • Tucker

        Breaking Bad

        • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

          Hey btw if anyone has a good meth connect and wants yo help me penetrate the eastern market then just hit me up on twitter!

          • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

            #ice4life

            • Shugo

              #Realsubtle #Enjoyprison

            • nopetadope

              hope this is a joke…only thing that's gonna be penetrated is your butthole in the slammer

    • tommy2X4

      Yup, I laughed.

  • A Man

    No. The answer to your question is no.

    • Worst Post Ever

      This was the stupidest post ever by the chive. #1 #2 #3 #4 #5 #6 #7 #8 #9 #10 #11 #12 #13 #14 #15 #16 #17 #18 #19 #20 #21 #22 #23 #24

      • toobad

        I suppose I have to stop looking at Izismile.com first.. The Chive is great but usually behind..

  • Kevrhutch

    #24
    LOL!!!! My Fav one!

  • http://www.facebook.com/stupidusername98 Bryan Paget

    Looks fine for me dude…

    • jimmy

      I think he is on his phone, in which case I feel his pain.

      • B Dub

        It's suddenly become a huge issue on iPhone. It really sucks. And it's on their mobile site. I agree that's its brutal. Yes, I know I'll get thumbs down from Android users because I have the iPhone, but theChive should be aware of the ad space actually taking over their own site for a huge Chiver community on iPhones.

        • Jbs

          This whole operation has turned into a ratchet hoe

      • itsarevolutionchive

        holy shit, I started a revolution. should I repost my earlier comment for the discussion to continue, and possible allow for some attention from the chive offices on the subject?? mostly because I don't like people stifling my ability towards free speech..

        are you fucking kidding me with these half fucking page advertisements? fucking bullshittttt, I can't even see what I'm typing right now. fucking gayyyyy, get your shit together and quit selling out your entire "viewing area" to bullshit advertisements. idiots.

        • Dammit chive

          Chive, why would u delete this comment?

  • Alex

    You forgot when they (men) have massive bank accounts for them to play with, and are unshakeably obedient.

  • Felipe

    not the best but it will do

  • MylesofStyles

    #14 Holy shit. How is she not broken?

    • Ernie McCracken

      She gave him a piggy back ride in heels on Jimmy Kimmel.

      • Mike

        I have seen this and it is terrifying

    • MattKL

      She doesn't even have to bend down.

    • DDD

      Lots of Cowgirl and reverse cowgirl

      • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

        She hittin the gym lookin biiieeg boy puttin on mass

    • AlxH

      'just the tip'

    • Dale

      Doen't need knee pads

    • Boots

      she's not broken because she is totally blown out already, she tried to date flava flav… thats pretty bad man

    • keithp420

      Icy Hot. Numbs the pain

  • duh

    install ad block plus. use chrome or firefox. i see no ads!

    • David

      First thing I do when setting up a new computer. Firefox with addblock!
      Makes life MUCH easier.

      • Prettyswellguy

        Until you realize Firefox is a whore for cpu usage, check it some time.

        • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1056859652 John McFadin

          That it is. I'm constantly running around 200k bits (?) in the task manager. Well over 10 times more than anything else.

        • Chirpe

          Pretty sure if a browser of any kind is taking up all your CPU's power, it's time to get a new cpu… or at least clean that fucker's case.

  • COCO

    I came before I could finish this post

  • KCCO

    Well that escalated quickly!

    It's the weekend, have a pint and take it down a notch!

  • COCO

    #24 Finish making me my sandwich

  • http://www.facebook.com/jesseiscanadian Jesse Short

    yah it's fine here too, maybe try a different browser or somethin?

  • COCO

    #1 #2 #3 #4 #5 #6 #7 #8 #9 #10 #11 #12 #13 #14 LOL

    • NiggaChiver

      HAHA omg thanks for putting all the images from the top of the page at the bottom!!!!! Fucking retard.

      Keep Calm and Chive On LOLOLOLOLOL BEST SITE EVAR!!!

  • NOLA

    Whats #24 from?

    • Pete

      Texas chainsaw Massacre

      • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

        3 6 mafiiAA Academy award winners!

        • YaDouche

          DoucheBag

        • CHIEF QUEEF

          Get off the meth.

  • NorcaliChiver

    Simple. An 8" chocolate johnson that ejaculate$ money! FTW!!

    • rogers0320

      I think you mean eshaqulates

  • jerry likes green

    Gonna say it any way…Nom Nom nom ^-^/!!

  • DEL

    #10 Yeah thats called being a STALKER

  • SCP

    Love a good Dexter reference! #10 Sgt. Doakes FTW!

    • SWEDENCHIVEFRIEND

      HAHAHAHAHA OMG YOU WATCH THAT TOTALLY UNDERRATED GEM TOO!!! BFFSSSSS WE MUST BE!!

      GREETINGS FROM SWEDEN!!! I LUV THE CHIVE!!!! FTW FTW FTW FTW

  • http://www.facebook.com/christopher.j.elder Christopher James Elder

    Well there is the fucking problem. Boys maybe they should start looking for MEN which are also gentlemen. not this swag and yolo shit. Also #11 there is something wrong with whoever said that.

    • Leucifer

      Amen…..

    • Nic

      I second you my leatherneckius brohemius. All this swag and yolo shit is for the teenyboppers who still fantasize about Twilight.

      • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

        Ayyy bwoooiii listen up get learned. its the motto u already know doe yolo!

        • dirtysteve99

          the fuck are you on about?

        • Derek

          Please be sarcasm. Please?

    • Poczekaj

      But "420 yolo swag" is the battle cry of our generation.

  • DDD

    #11 Friendzone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • CurryChickenLuvr

      OMG I HATE FRIENDZONERS SO MANY!!!!!!! FRIENDZONING GIRLS ARE WORSE THAN MALE RAPERS!!!!! EVERYONE KNOWS IT IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL!!!!!!!!!! BACK IN INDIA THE FRIENDZONE DOES NOT EXIST LIKE IT DOES HERE!!! WE JUST RAPE!!!! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Aaaagh!

    #19 is friggin killing me!

  • David

    I laughed at #24 an inordinate amount of time!
    Would hate being the next boyfriend for the chick in #14 . It'd be like throwing a weenie down a hallway!

    • curmudgeon

      or having a Barbie Doll sitting on your lap? #14

    • dirtysteve99

      You're assuming he isn't hung like a dormouse .

    • ChivingOn4lyfe

      hahahah a weenie down a hallway???!?! i'm laughing so hard did you make that up??

  • Patrick

    However I would rather see ads than the computer geeks of chive that love putting themselves in the picture these days.

  • http://www.thingsthatamuseme.com Joel

    This is a great post! I think #5 is my fav tho.

  • themazda

    What movie is #13 from?

    • Everclear

      500 Days of Summer.

      The ultimate Friend-Zoned movie.

      • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

        Na boi he got it in n let those biillsss fall all ovrr her skiiinnn #money to blow ow ow ow ow ow ow owwwww

    • dirtysteve99

      Real life.

    • SEA253

      The fucked up thing is it's not from a movie !! Anna Nicole Smith and her CryptKeeper Ex. Golddiggin whore

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