OREO cookie separater machine

Few inventions are as impactful and brilliant as the OREO separator machine (Video)

Surely, I can think of NOTHING more important than taking the time to invent this machine.

It’s a basic human desire to separate an OREO cookie. Humans love either cookie or creme. And sometimes a man just needs to invent a machine to do the hard work of separating the two. Today, that man is physicist and cookie-part preferrer David Neevel. Watch him operate the machine he created that separates OREO cookies.

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kenny

('o') aaaaaagggggghhhhhhhh that's the best part 3:20
varsityslc

That is sototallybadass.
This Sucks

This content is old. You should feel bad chive
Eric

There should be some sort of award for machines that will undeniably alter the path of human evolution like this machine, maybe a Noble Peace Prize and an Oscar combined… a Nobcar… or something.
http://twitter.com/NorCalChiver @NorCalChiver

blasphemy!!!!
drock28

3 minutes of my life I'll never get back….
http://www.facebook.com/julie.m.conley Julie Marie Conley

*In Jim Gaffigan whisper Voice* Hey pal, I love Oreo cream.
iAmHuggies

we're gonna see this guy on the news in a couple years for wearing people's skin as a suit.
http://www.facebook.com/david.gorski.7 David Gorski

Oreo cream is animal lard with "sugar" added… get rid of it!
Help

Anyone else getting ads that cover half the screen on mobile site? Makes posts unviewable.
navydudenamedjoe

Welp…that's enough internets for me today
pancho

His parents must be proud!!!! Fucken douch…
HickoryHeel01

I'd be impressed if the machine could save the cookie AND the creme, intact. Back to the drawing board.
MEAT

When i see this punk in public, I'll jab that bitch in the shit…
Dan

I think the worst part is that I'm genuinely angered by the fact that he likes the cookie and not the cream. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

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