Few inventions are as impactful and brilliant as the OREO separator machine (Video)

Surely, I can think of NOTHING more important than taking the time to invent this machine.

It’s a basic human desire to separate an OREO cookie. Humans love either cookie or creme. And sometimes a man just needs to invent a machine to do the hard work of separating the two. Today, that man is physicist and cookie-part preferrer David Neevel. Watch him operate the machine he created that separates OREO cookies.

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  • Well...

    What an incredible waste of effort. I thought half the point of Oreos was the center part, of which none is intact after this machine is used.

    • vfd

      lol, wut?

    • Oreo Stuffer

      "What an incredible waste of effort. . ."

      Isn't that what the doctor said when you were born?

  • Brian

    Nothing like a good sandwich. That's a big sacrifice.

  • bewbs

    Double filled Oreos are the best. I want a machine to add more cream.

    • http://www.facebook.com/julie.m.conley Julie Marie Conley

      Then you, my friend, should try 'Mega Stuf' OREOs! They are Delicious!

  • dedubs

    This is hilariously unnecessary.

    • GuntherSquirrel

      Agreed…. I mean, really….. Just buy some chocolate cookies…. Seems to me it would have been a bit easier…. But everyone has to have a hobby I s'pose

    • yoyo

      congrats you get the joke

  • https://www.facebook.com/1xinc Trevor Halverson

    Why did I just watch this? lol

    • Yes

      You watched this because the guys sense of humor is great.

      • Yes


  • David

    As with the pencil carving post……..
    Still thinking of music by Styx.

    • Anonymous

      …you probably drive a Porsche, don't you?

  • squirtlesim

    This is not ok..

  • SEA253

    Obviously this was thought of after smoking the Wacky Tobaccy

  • Jim

    Who doesn't like Oreo cream? Just get chocolate cookies! This dude is definitely a terrorist! I'm also calling bullshit on him having a girlfriend!

    • https://www.facebook.com/BaijiOne Amity Ville

      best comment, hilarious

  • jeffro


  • Julio_Fungoolio

    The burden of being so smart and feeling the need to over complicate things is strong with him.

    • Anonymous

      The not getting the joke is strong with you.

  • NDChiver

    What a gigantic, enormous waste of time…

    • Baaaa

      Kinda like you trying to score with a breathing woman, eh?

  • yoyo

    This guy is fucking hilarious, no one is getting the fucking joke.

    • The guy

      Thank you!

    • thank you

      I like how matter-of-fact he is the whole time, as if he's actually serious.

    • vizzle

      welcome to Portland! P O R T L A N D I A !

    • Jeff

      Took .04 years to make. His dry humor is awesome.

  • Wow

    Wow. The second video has a very homosexual scene.

  • SteelDirigible

    Lame, it's not even magazine fed. He's lazy for not giving the extra effort.

    • vergudo

      And im sure unemployed aswell…

  • Excellcior

    I saw this on television before it even has the time to get on this retarded redneck website haha!!

    • Excellciorblowsgoats

      Ha ha ha! Oh, my lord! Did you burn theChive or what? Calling this a 'retarded redneck website"! Wow, that had to take some thought to come up with. You must have tired yourself out with that one

  • Karlo

    I like turtles

  • Karl

    I lost my ex-wife over Oreo filling…she was eating another man's.

  • TheBetterMan

    This dude is funny, when he said he had a girlfriend I laughed uncontrollable

    • The

      I know, right? Almost as funny as you claiming to have had sex with someone other than your pet goat.

  • Mike

    Good to see this physicist didn't waste his education

  • Hoot15

    That guy is hilarious!!

  • Dan

    I literally can't think of a single thing better to spend .04 years (two weeks) making. This man is an inspiration. Thank you, sir.

  • https://www.facebook.com/yourfriendthomas Thomas Pepe

    I apologies if someone said this already but he should have looked at the camera and said

    "Hold the cream"
    "No cream for this guy"

  • pannychous

    Where's my icing, BRO? GET BACK TO WORK, MONKEY!

  • Some Guy

    Separating oreos is overrated.
    back in the days, you just ate the damn thing.

    • opm

      Pepperidge Farm remembers

    • ISNBH

      I suspect this poster is a mole working in some sensitive department within our government.

      This poster was obviously never here "back in the day." Poor preparation from the Kremlin, tovarich.

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