Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

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  • https://www.facebook.com/justin.hoerst Justin Hoerst


    • odb

      These pretzels are making me firsty.

    • Crosde

      Side note: why do the pop-up ads cover my entire screen and why can I not close them?

      • Craigery

        Because you don't have AdBlock.

        • Bobery

          How do you get ad block on an iphone?

          • Colby

            Go to the app store, its called adblocker….load the chive thru that

    • dedubs

      Idea: Give the option to sort comments newest to oldest to stop this obnoxious "first" stuff.

      • Joe

        Who gives a shit

        • Craigery

          Seriously, who cares? The people who complain about "firsters" are as annoying as the firsters themselves. Also, your idea would be even worse. Those same people would just keeping posting every two seconds to stay on top.

  • Cracka_ass_cracka

    Thank you #4 and thank you #22

    • WalterSobchak_

      and for fucks sake, send in moar…please.

    • nope

      wooooooooow wow wow wow wow wow #4

    • kero

      who are they?? moar!!

    • bdg

      #4 I bet it was a beautiful flame!!!

  • Hammer_Pants

    That's what heaven must be like.

    • 0CanadianBacon0

      you should use your imagination more….

      • davo

        small boob heaven

    • doland

      this is the worst boob grab ive ever seen.
      like cmon, at leasst palm it

    • Super Dave

      From This is 40. She's freaking hot!

    • NorCal420

      Heaven looks fun

    • Pretty Smile

      If you're a virgin.

  • BSmike

    Early DAR, yay! And #22, yay!

  • Joe

    #46 well the truck is pretty cool at least.

    • Mr Christmas

      More dislikes than the guy who said first….
      Kill yourself

    • PnB

      That truck is only "cool" if you have a teeny, tiny pencil peen and you need a truck like that to compensate for you inadequacies. Trouble with that is that everybody who sees you in your stupid ass truck knows that you have a teeny, tiny pencil peen and that you are trying to compensate for you inadequacies.

    • http://www.facebook.com/ben.hubbard.790 Ben Hubbard

      Deja Vu'?

    • Craigery

      If you can climb in and out of that truck, you don't need a handicapped parking spot.

      • Xray

        Unless a passenger is the one handicapped, not the driver.

    • pumpguy

      Excessive lift for tires that size, built to cruise the mall parking lots!

      • jeff

        at least it doesn't have 24's and mud grapplers

      • Jobba

        Cruise in style.

    • bwahaa

      This guy does as he wants and that's cool with me. Those of you concerned with his penis size are gay'n up the chive and should start choking yourselves…….now.

  • doublemeat

    #39 – Slenderman is real!!!

  • OhioChiver

    #42 Well that makes you a winner for Mondays everywhere! Nicely done Chivette. ;)

    • Wisconsinite

      Just saying….what is wrong with her rib cage in the 1st pic……

      • batman

        Photoshop. Seriously knock it off with tushy. That screams molested by uncle touchy hands.

    • Single?!

      Where have you been all my life?!

    • Red

      No doubt, that is fine. However, I am sick of them calling it a "tushy". Call it an "ass" because that's what it is, even one a fine like this.

      • Yep

        They can call it whatever they want if they send in pics

  • Mr Christmas

    <img src="http://i45.tinypic.com/14984er.jpg&quot; border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic">

    • Hello

      Could be the finest thing I have ever seen!! Moar!! Do it for the kids

    • https://www.facebook.com/james.ramos.355 James Ramos

      She's winning!

    • 2Dogs

      you win the internets today!

  • Zak

    #42 I enjoyed this very much. Thank you!

  • AssClown

    #3 Kill it with fire!!! Cause Acid obviously didn't work!!!

    • Yuppp

      Haha, poor cats. God damn those things are ugly….

  • Julio_Fungoolio

    #22 How could this travesty have befallen us, this chivette needs her own post I demand MOAR.

    • Txchvr

      look at that sweat and makeup that's disgusting

      • Missbombshelly

        you should be thanking women for wearing makeup, most of us would be hideous without it, as for the sweat, that is probably just illuminating powder to make her skin look dewy

      • ilovetitties

        Fuckin homo

      • claude

        Have you told your parents about your alternative lifestyle yet?

      • peanut3603

        Yeah real sick, who wants to see a beautiful big breasted woman. I damn near puked.

        • Txchvr

          Not her breasts and she's not cute whatsoever ..that's at least 3 layers of makeup on her face

          • Meech

            I expect you're a jealous female so you pick such minor things to bitch about. And if your a guy — Sweat? Really? If she was straddling you would your dick go soft because she had too much make up on? Homo.

  • Doogie howser

    #32 dont forget the yoga pants and ugg boots

    • Guest

      White girls always wear those black tights and ugg boots I saw one doing a run in some ugg boots

    • guest

      Seems Legit

    • Whale

      Ummm…There's a giant sign that says "Free Ugg Boots."

    • Nolanator

      The sign clearly says "FREE UGG BOOTS"

      • Guest

        Yeah, but there are no actual boots there. So unless you're hunting for blondes, it won't work.

  • Bobby

    #36 the snow slid down frim the roof

    • Squirrel

      Aha! I thought the driver had x-ray vision or something.

    • Alex_5280

      Logic is fine and all, but I like to pretend that he drove there like that one of two ways
      1) Like a bat outta hell, flooring it all the way and getting incredibly lucky
      or 2) He just drove in reverse all the way there

      • Wittry

        3) He enjoys driving with his head out the window and his tongue out of his mouth flapping in the wind, like a dog, or even better, he is a dog. Yes, a dog drove that van there.

        • ACE

          I think you mean drive like Ace Ventura, the Pet Detective

          • Wittry

            No. Don't tell me what I think.
            I mean a dog.
            Jim Carrey isn't a dog.
            Jim Carrey would be like the dog that drove that van.

    • RobTalk

      still doesn't add up. how would the snow slide down if the roof is horizontal? unless he has monster truck tires in the back.

      • Hoplo

        Maybe parked on a slight incline?

  • Whoopi_G

    #4 Give this stunner her own thread.

    • Guest

      Whoa whoa whoa take off that makeup and she becomes below average doesn't need own thread

      • https://www.facebook.com/jory.camille Jory Camille

        If u ever saw her in person, you would change ur mind.

      • TrueStory

        You are just wrong. Go away please.

        • http://www.facebook.com/RauchTyler Tyler Rauch

          yes please those eyes!!

    • mike czaja

      id like to buy her a house

  • Craigery

    #2 Lots of restaurants are closed on Mondays. Those workers probably LOVE Mondays.

    • your mother

      Thank god its monday by NOFX

    • Jesus Christ

      I think you mean barber shops. There's not a single restaurant around me that's closed on Mondays.

    • Kelowna Chiver

      Is white shirt left hand side, the pink ranger?? It sure looks like her.

    • dedubs

      Monday-Tuesday was my weekend when I worked in food service.

    • sonny

      I used to say that when I was in high school. Somehow going to school and being with friends looked much more fun then staying home and doing house chores.

    • GHT

      And many museums, public archives, libraries…

  • Craig

    #4 #22 #37

    Very Nice Ladies. And too #2
    I say that every monday.. Obviously you have never minded the Gap.

    • Tom?

      "Said no one ever" isn't funny anymore! Please stop!

    • Doug

      who wears an ugly beige bra to take a supposedly sexy picture. blech.

      • Craig

        I think the better question is. How many ca take an ugly beige bra.. and rock the shit out of it!

  • Joey

    #23 I will go choke the chicken now.

  • sfb101

    #51 Ahhh, what a nice finish!

    • newt

      if she needs help taking the pictures, I would happily help out

    • dirtySanchez

      I wouldn't mind looking at some of JOHN'S personal pics he has of her or any chivette.

    • Russell

      She had a tripod, why did she need the mirror?

      • pingpong

        Cuz she's a woman…..

    • jdawg

      Is her head on backwards?

      • Max Von Sydow

        I got a definite Linda Blair vibe from the first pic too. That being said, the rest of the front view had a calming effect.

        • StevieB

          jdawg I thought the exact same thing. I feel disappointed when a Chivette obscures her face- it's a missed opportunity to fit some more beautiful into the shot.

          • tonguefoomaster

            It was a nice finish for me

            • tonguefoomaster

              Or should I say quick finish

  • Bosshoss

    #4 could cut glass son

    • David

      I think you misspelled "shoot a load on"!

  • Whoopi_G

    #42 I'm enjoying both, thank you.

    • majorfathead

      actually like her smile better her ass is a 7 and her smile is a 9 1/2

  • http://twitter.com/LosSaysSwag @LosSaysSwag

    #4 #14 #22 #37 #51 Must have… immediately. Maybe I can use that white girl trap.

  • Julio_Fungoolio

    #38 I feel a "Boats and Hoes" song coming on.

    • Falthor

      My thoughts exactly…

  • ESPN2013

    #4 deserves a thank you

  • TheChiver

    #51 DAMN!

    • Falthor

      can't tell if she's wearing knee highs or that's her pants in the first pic… either way HOT.

    • dss

      Trying to hardddd

  • Where's Dildo

    #14 #22 Let's see that toy-hole. #34 Thank you for almost showing your toy hole.

    • Aaaagh!

      What are you, 12? Also, are you required by law to register any time you move?

      • Where's Dildo

        Nope. Because I haven't been caught yet.

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