Get on some next level sh*t (20 Photos)

  • George Zip

    #3 Race! Johnny! Hadji!

    • tralfaz


    • Hrdwood

      Ha Ha Ha… you must be old like me…

      • George Zip

        Get off my lawn!

    • well done

      best comment of the day. way to go, George Zip. made my day!

  • RickySpanish

    #6 looks hella fun

    • Jess

      except for the no water part…

    • AurizenDarkstar

      Ah yes. That was in Action Park in Vernon, NJ. Better known to the citizens of NJ as 'Accident Park'. 🙂

    • Craigery

      Legend has it that they "tested" the slide by sending down a few crash test dummies, all of which were decapitated, but they opened it to the public anyway.

    • Zanflango

      There's Nothing in the World Like Action Park
      The Action never stops… at Action Park

  • Tiber_Septim

    #17 for that special woman who needs to make money at any given time

    • BOCO_Kid

      Can we not call it a stripper pole? It's a pole that people dance on. Stripping is only one group that use it.

      • forrestforrestgump

        What the hell else do you use it for then?

      • Craigery

        Yeah, sort of like how vibrators are sometimes sold as "personal massagers", with a picture on the box of a woman using it to massage her neck. Or like those crack pipes they sell in convenience stores with little plastic roses in them, as if anyone's buying them for the fake flower. Stripper poles are used by strippers and bored housewives who like to fantasize about being strippers.

      • Brother Maynard

        Start calling it Ball Room dancing pole, see if it catches on.

      • Keith Robicheux

        Cylindrical Sex Dancing Apparatus
        Vertical Gymnastics Bar
        Absentee Father Therapy Pole
        Naked Rotation Pivoting Device
        Provocative Movement Spin Shaft
        That's my best shot.
        I still just like stripper pole.

        • Peanut Butter

          I dunno, Absentee Father Therapy Pole made me laugh outloud.

      • Alex

        Gtfo with that PC crap, we all know what it's really for.

    • SnakemanDan85

      It's the new tailgating package!!

  • supergooberpie

    Not for use by Mike Birbiglia

    • TheBAMFinater

      I had that same thought.

      • Big Al

        So did I great movie

        • schango

          punctuation is important.

          • Dick


  • Chivette

    Truly I don't want any of these. But those houses in the last post – I want and need all of those!

  • tv_paul

    #17 Read the fine print ( stripper not included) what a ripoff.

    • TheBAMFinater

      If you build it, they will come

      • Craigery

        It usually takes a lap dance to make them come.

        • tv_paul

          Scratch that, reverse it, yes…forward.

  • Blahhhh

    All of these look awesome when you have half of your screen blocked by ads

    • Craigery

      I wouldn't know. I have AdBlock.

      • davo

        I wouldn't know either, I can wait ten minutes to watch it on a big screen at work and/or home

  • SaskChiver

    Isn't an upside down shower just a supercharged Bidet?

    • claude

      or douche

  • Kang

    Where can I buy #20 !!

    • 2Dogs

      lemme think….real hard…ok…maybe EEEEEBAY!

  • Drosesskittles

    #13 with plenty of space underneath for all your Ed Hardy shirts

    • Craigery

      Is it big enough for two grown men?

    • TheVanityScore

      nailed it

      • tv_paul

        Two men man leaves walking funny and bow-legged saying I'll never drink that much tequila
        again and then takes a long shower like in the crying game.

  • Matthew Hall

    #1 Not gonna lie, I need this..

    • majorfathead

      Hells yeah!!!!

    • Mick Taylor

      Well, start knitting…

    • 2Dogs

      the knitted sword was really unsexy

  • Kales

    #18 Back in my day, we called that a sprinkler.

    • arTee

      Personally, before I'm on the job, I like to give my undercarriage a bit of a "how's your father".

      • DannoTheManno88

        It's not that I can't resist you. It's that you can't resist me.

  • Tillman61

    #3 #16 OK, these two, would be really cool for me…

  • tv_paul

    #16 Don't spill any liquid on it, it may get warped.

    • Jake

      If you don't clean the spill, it will be home to new life forms.

    • Hrdwood

      Not a chance… it's got its shields up…

    • Bill Nopper


  • IrishInNJ

    #3 As opposed to slow snowmobiles?

  • Fuck N Right

    #17 i'll be taking that to all the tailgating parties lol

  • DTAB

    #12 Yeah, because all the circuitry in there is "natural".

    • Craigery


    • Sam Ware

      ur an idiot

    • Just Sayin

      Two words, face and palm.

    • Alumni72


  • blue_bronco

    #8 FTW!

    • hello please


      • Melkhiordarkblade

        You beat me to it.

  • Zipbuds

    Thanks for featuring Zipbuds Tangle-Free Earbuds as #4 on your list. My name is Erik and I co-founded the company. Just wanted to let you guys know that we're huge fans of theCHIVE (love the iPhone app) and honored to make your list. IF any fellow fans want some more info check us out @ or on FB/Twitter.

    • Jabba's Yarbles

      Awesome product, guys. Unfortunately every time I try to buy a pair, your website just redirects back to the main page.

      • Zipbuds

        1. Thanks so much for the positive comments!
        2. Sorry about that, we got a little overwhelmed by TheCHIVE effect :/ Try one of our spectacular authorized dealers: , , , , , we should be back up to speed within the next 24hours on our website.


      Way to get on TheChive, Erik!

      Can you incorporate that zipper into a snowboarding or running jacket?

      Tau Rho CSUSM !

  • Jedediah

    #8 because i'm a jerk!

  • Murph

    #18. When there's something fungle in her lady jungle, upside down shower!

  • guest

    #7 wtf?

  • BOCO_Kid

    Saying it again. Can we call a pole a pole and leave out the "stripper" part. Trust me a chick dancing on a pole doesn't need to take her shirt off to be hot.… #17

    • Jedediah

      Yeah you're right it's a fireman's pole

    • Craigery

      No, it's a stripper pole. You can use it without taking your clothes off, but it's still a stripper pole. Just like how running shoes are running shoes, even if you're not running in them.

    • Just Sayin

      How about we call them midget fire fighter poles.

    • mittens

      Okay, so I checked that link for a laugh. I was rewarded with the following:

      "first began pole.. with the intention to lose her baby weight"
      "sharing the love of pole"
      "She absolutely loves everything that has to do with pole" <– omfglolz
      "one lucky pole fan will be selected to fly to Singapore with their Pole Idol"
      you could even be joining them, together with the World's Pole Royalty"

      And yeah, it's still just a stripper pole. Nothing against strippers (dating a former stripper, actually), but let's be honest about this.

  • Me

    Is anyone else getting these goddamn pop ups lately? I can't close them this is ridiculous! Any help?

  • wilby

    #6 if you don't make the loop you're screwed

    • Jake

      i didn't think about that. do not want anymore

    • jared

      there was actally a trap door just incase you didnt make the loop,
      but this park has been closed for a long long time, action water park somewhere in jersey i think from the 80s

      • deraj

        That is true. It got closed after all the lawsuits for injuries an deaths.

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