Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose (32 Photos)

  • Cracka_ass_cracka

    I seriously can't get enough of these half-page ads on my phone..

    • dragonslayer81

      Agreed. Now I have to take my whole computer into the bathroom to fap to humps n gaps.

      • MylesofStyles

        …And it's a desk top.

        • lolwut

          that was weak Myles..

          • MylesofStyles

            I know, right? I'm stinking up the joint today. Fucking Monday.

  • Matt

    #1 Happens too often

    • lfgd1978

      You can always cover up the sound by moving the chair….. the smell is not as easy to cover since I eat tacos every other day (I lost a bet) I'm waiting for the sweet relief of death to arrive any moment now.

    • goatpunch

      If you're sharting that much, you may want to see a doctor

  • David

    #7 WTF????

    • TheVanityScore

      please tell me that monstrosity is some sort of photoshop

      • PoooBaaah


  • Julio_Fungoolio

    #28 OHH the humanity, this pic got me to cringe.

  • DDD


    • ThisDude

      We call it a FOOP for the little ones in the family!!!

  • Julio_Fungoolio

    #32 Lucky Bastard

    • ISNBH

      I really, REALLY hope he somehow got a copy of that picture.

      Not a lot of Fotomats in the trenches.

      • StevieB

        He probably kept the helmet- infinitely more badass than a photo.

  • David

    Laughed entirely toooooo long at #31

    • bdg

      The kid falling is just too funny!!!

  • Zippy

    #23 F astrology!

    • @Thogert

      Astrology is how they make your horoscope, Astronomy is the study of space. There's a difference.

    • candymancoug

      You mean astronomy?

  • Jason Carter

    I do #3 quite regularly… having an orange tree in the backyard helps.

    • goatpunch

      What I said was something to the effect of, "with skills like that you've got to be knee deep in Poon!"

    • Firefighter23

      Blah blah blah I'm Jason blah blah I have oranges blah blah blah
      Brag about it

    • Lemon Stealing Whore

      Better watch out for the lemon thieves, they steal oranges too

  • DDD


    But she was a MILF back then, now she's 63 yrs old

    • candymancoug

      Probably can remove her teeth now, so that's a plus.

  • Mayor McCheese

    I sharted

  • YEMX

    #30 how do you know its not the dogs?

  • echogeo

    "That's Mrs. Kanga to you, fool!"

    • KeepinCalm

      I think that's a deer?

    • f1junkie

      Umm, that's not a kangaroo. Notice the lack of a large tail and the addition of hooves.

    • mitter78

      That uh…that's not a kangaroo.

      • echogeo

        In need new glasses.

    • Nobodysaysdoofus

      It's a deer doofus.

    • Tom?

      It's a sailboat, you dumb bastard.

    • sonny

      whatever it was it was legend….dary

  • tv_paul

    #19 This is one job I don't mind being a brown nose.

    • Hrdwood

      … or ass kissing your boss to get a "head"

      • tv_paul

        I wonder if her favorite band is the meat puppets?

  • Jesse

    #23 – "irishness" summed up in one pic. Im still laughin

    • RSTLN E

      You ever been so mad, you told a planet to go fuck itself?

  • echogeo

    Sexual harrassment waiting to happen.

    • candymancoug

      Good news, at the HR sessions, he's already got the dolls for playacting.

      • SmokeyTheBear

        Please don't fart, please don't fart, please don't fart…

        • Jen

          maybe he likes that kinda thing.

  • echogeo

    Just tell her you're going the bathroom and you will pee right back.

  • El Chicken

    #22 This is no bs. It was gorgeous on Friday then Sunday it was winter mayhem

    • ABChivette

      Fuck, eh! What a weekend it was =|

    • Jess

      in Newfoundland that's just one regular day.

    • Chris Connelly

      hahaha woke up and thought the exact same thing "welcome to Calgary'

    • Sean McP

      drove by Peters on 16th at like 10am, in whiteout snow, and there were people waiting in line for those delicious burgers, calgary is awesome, lol

      • heywood jablowme

        lived in Calgary for 10 years. I describe its weather as bipolar.

    • the best

      i could take the same pic in Cincinnati…except it would be morning to evening!

  • LeO

    Greatest job ever!

    • Tom?

      Until she farts.

  • KSChiver

    #22 Oddly similar to Kansas weather..

    • Nostradamus

      All weather

  • FLChiver

    #30. Ha! Masturbation station.

    • Carter Edge

      I've always preferred the term "Masturbatorium".

  • Huh?

    #9 is dumb. Might want to use #26's back ground.

  • Jay

    #19 wtf?

    • Tom!

      WTF is FTW backwards!

  • Deke

    #21 Actually he was getting ready to push your head down for a blowjob

    • Ghettoblaster

      With one hand? That's one strong fuckin' priest.

  • Euroranger

    #9 made me laugh in memory of an old asshole boss who DID have a squirrel die inside the wall of his office. A couple of us claimed we heard him busting ass once before we walked in. The story stuck.

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