Alright Chive Nation, The Chivery is expanding its product line and we are looking to hire a Merchandise Planner / Inventory Analyst. The Merchandising Planner / Inventory Analyst will be responsible for establishing and maintaining complete and accurate inventory records, modeling expected product sales and working closely with our Merchandise/Purchasing Manager to ensure accurate inventory levels are maintained. You will also be responsible for making sure Patty always has an audience for his fart jokes.
For the rest of the details, check here, and if you are serious about the job, please send your resume to workatthechive[at]gmail[dot]com with subject line: MERCHANDISE PLANNER. Please also include at least one picture of a cat eating deli meat. Good luck!