Because you guys are such silly bastards and always manage to make us laugh when we read your comments, we figured we could give this a shot.
You have until midnight to post your captions in the comments below. You can leave as many captions as you’d like. The best comment will win this nifty little Chive prize package that includes your choice of either shirt, courtesy of theCHIVERY.
The top voted comment won’t necessarily always be the winner since the early comments are usually the ones that get voted highest, so don’t worry if you’re a bit late to the party. All will be considered. The deadline ends at midnight tonight.
Unless your email really is firstname.lastname@example.org, make sure you attach your proper email to your name when posting so that you can be contacted about shipping info if you win (don’t worry, it won’t be displayed).