Incredible Adventures Camp
This insane weeklong camp features two Africa safaris a day and accommodations on a private game reserve. Oh, did we forget to mention that you also get a supersonic flight on a MiG-21 capable of Mach 2 speed? Because, yeah, you do.
Summer Explosives Camp
Missouri University provides a camp for kids who love explosions (read: all kids) while trying to bring new talent to the field of mine engineering. Kids will help blow up rock inside a mine, cut steel with explosives, and blow up a frozen chicken.
Fiji Shark Studies Camp
Although it costs a pretty penny, the Shark Reef Marine Reserve hosts high schoolers that swim with the sharks for two weeks and hopefully make it back home whole.
Dungeons and Dragons Camp
Finally a camp where you (probably) won’t lose a limb. Indoor kids can run the D&D tables all day long without worrying about pesky things like going outside or exercising.
Campers can spend two weeks in Burlington, Massachusetts learning survival skills and the ways of the outdoors, and – more importantly – blasting the everlasting shit out of zombies with Nerf guns all day long.
Hollywood Stunt Camp
A one-week spin at this California camp will get you training in high falls, hand-to-hand combat, swordplay and parkour. Re-up to two weeks and you’ll add a fall from a 32-foot tower and you’ll get to design a stunt show of your own.
You might have missed your chance to win a trip here on a 90’s Nickelodeon game show, but you can still do it. The camp in Huntsville, Alabama offers moonwalks in a 1/6th gravity chair, a spin in a multi-axis trainer, and a super cool jumpsuit of your own.
Camp Crystal Lake
Campers here can experience the great outdoors – hiking, kayaking, climbing. Oh, also murder. Lots and lots of gruesome murder.