BottleLoft – $19
From the maker of super strong magnets, use these strips to levitate your six-pack above the fridge so you can leave room for the important stuff; more beer.
SnapPower Charger – $12
USB wall chargers are nothing new, but installing them required some rewiring and usually an ungodly amount of electricity to surge through your body. This plate just requires a screwdriver and 2 minutes of your time.
Kniper Throwing Knife and Multi-Tool – $75
This razor sharp throwing knife is made of 420 high-carbon steel and hides 22 tool functions including a wrench, sundial, screwdriver, fork, and tobacco pipe, of course.
Skunk Ass Prank Candle – $12
This “hand poured” and “forest pine” scented candle smells amazing for the first 40% of the burn, after which it becomes a horribly smelling skunk-ass disaster.
Frank & Oak Park Leather Shoes – $135
Since when did sneakers get so complicated? Take a cue from these logoless, soft leathers low tops that are as classic as they are new.
Bear Attack Backpack – $150
Strap this bear-deflecting sprayer to your back and just hope you run fast enough to get out in front for at least a second.
Storm Trooper Print – $85
This soldier of the Galactic Empire gets a modern portrait that’s perfect for your parlor or starship bridge.
SKLZ Pro Mini Hoop – $35
Show Gary from HR who is the real baller is after you dunk over him and then probably end up getting fired. BOO-YA.
The Black Tux Rental – $95
Don’t want to invest in a dingy tux that you trot out once every two years for special events? The Black Tux can hook you up with a perfectly fitting rental for as little as $95.
Lifesize Hulkbuster Suit – $21,500
For twenty one and a half grand you can get this life-size Hulkbuster suit from The Avengers. We’re not saying that it’s operational, but then again we aren’t saying it’s not operational.
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