Admittedly, we don’t know the full story behind this, but to be taken on the emotional rollercoaster of joy to the understanding that you are a See You Next Tuesday and also terrible in bed is so devastating it makes me want to lie down and cry into my Teletubbies duvet.
According to Georgia Hampshire, who tweeted this, the writer “had a reason” for being so incredibly brutal.
So what do you think? Does this break-up go too far or is it an amusingly original way to totally eviscerate someone’s soul?
Aren’t relationships great?