Welcome to Cape Breton if Trump wins, a website that was started as a joke by a Sydney, N.S. DJ promoting Americans to move to the Island, as they’ve got a bit of a population decline.
What Cape Breton is offering is beachfront at affordable costs, free health care, a place where you know your neighbours and they look out for you, and nobody has a hand gun. Also no walls, just oceans.
And that’s why we love Canada.
Hopefully Trump doesn’t follow them up here!