Nightmare: It’s St. Patrick’s Day and you don’t have the proper gear to get drunk in. Whiskey tastes bland. You can barely sip your green beer. Nobody’s asking you to do an Irish jig. Good thing it’s just a dream (for now): The hilarious ‘Irish Breakfast’ and the fresh-take-on-a-classic ‘KCCO Clover’ tees are on sale HERE now. They’ll make you look like you’ve done St. Paddy’s Day before.