We’ve all slept with a crazy. It happens. And while the quality of slappin’ bellies tends to be better with a crazy person, what follows is never, ever worth it. Just ask Imgur user ajaxrocky. All was fine and well until he missed a few texts and things went all Threat Level: Midnight.
Godspeed ajaxrocky, Godspeed.
(And fair warning, it’s kind of a long read.)