Fifty years since WWII and the Japanese have finally invaded the United States. This time, they’ve done it with 101 weird alien slave monsters. Pokemon is a game in which you force creatures against their will to repeatedly fight each other to near death before sucking them back into a mechanical tennis ball. Luckily for the Japanese, children are bloodthirsty.
The genius of Pokemon is that they don’t need the products to be good because they’ve figured out an elaborate system of seizer inducing lights and a Pokemon witchcraft language to brainwash children into spending their parents money. It’s only a matter of time before those same brainwashed children grow up and let the Japanese take over the country, so might as well cash in now!