Here’s the list ranked from most to least likely to survive. Sorry PEI… it’s true that zombies can’t swim, but if some people turn on the island, you’re trapped. As for Ontario, we’ve been mindlessly hoping for a Stanley Cup for decades, so we’re already halfway there.
If you want to avoid those Zombie Polar Bears, then at least Saskatchewan offers you a great view of the hoards of the living undead coming, so you can make a getaway, days before they arrive. Because the Prairies are so flat that every Canadian country song reminds you that you can see your dog run away for days.. *crickets.