“Pow! Look at this whip: its so hot. She’s a think mamajamma but hooooooweee its a thrill to ride. Recently replaced tires and tuned her up so she’s footloose and dance free and waiting for you to saddle up to her. Look, I’ll be honest, with the price of rent in Toronto going through the fuckin roof, I don’t have the space anymore to house two bikes and I don’t want to buy another lock for her so first come first serve. She’s in fine shape and you can make her yours for the low low price of $3000.00 USD.
I’m kidding, that’s crazy. Come take this bitchin ride off my hands for 100.00, Canadian! I’ll even take Canadian Tire money OBO. Take her for a test drive take her for a spin. This classics a head turner.”
I’m heading over there right now with my Canadian tire money in hand!