College dorm room walls might as well be paper mache. If you’ve lived in a dorm before, then I’d bet my last microwaveable hot pocket that you’ve had to deal with noisy neighbors in some capacity, just like this Syracuse University student. Jenna Levine was just trying to get some sleep, but her neighbors next door were keeping her awake by loudly… slapping bellies. Instead of banging on the wall, Jenna decided to write them a polite note.
“Hello neighbor, Please have sex a little more quietly please. Some of us are trying to nap and not be reminded how alone I am…feel free to make all the love you want. Just please, make it nasty at a lower volume. Thank you!”