Liam Neeson. Years ago, model and reality show staple Janice Dickinson dated the badass workaholic action star. She’s dated a lot of dudes, including Mick Jagger and Jack Nicholson. But out of all them, she was most, uh, taken, with Neeson. It would seem he has “the biggest penis of any man alive” and that when “he unzipped his pants, an Evian bottle fell out.” (She doesn’t specify which size of Evian bottle, but even the small ones are still pretty big, penis-wise.)
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