She refused to understand why her electric bill was higher in the winter.
“That doesn’t make any sense, you’re an idiot, I told you I NEVER TURNED THE THERMOSTAT UP! Jesus, would you listen?!”
“Ma’am, I understand that you did not turn the thermostat up, but it gets colder outside in the winter.”
“I know it gets colder in the winter, you smartass!”
“When it’s colder outside, your furnace has to work harder to maintain the same temperature in your house. That uses more electricity, so your bill is higher.”
“But it shouldn’t use any more electricity, I never turned the heat up! Why aren’t you listening to me?!”
Got into an argument once with my ex over whether or not he had a scrotum because he firmly believed that “only women had them.”
They blew a fuse and knocked out the power, complained that the tv wasn’t working. After explaining the cause, they asked why the internet wasn’t working either. No, the internet isn’t powered by magic, it needs electricity too.