Olga, we need to put a pin in that marriage conversation we were having. I’m sorry to tell you this way, but we’re done. You’re just too innocent for my bad boy lifestyle. You’re a beautiful bowl of queso too pure for this world, and I’m the guy who double-dips and ruins it for everyone. Right now we’re in different time-zones, and the sun has set on what we once were.
All the (terrible) joking aside, make sure to check out Olga’s Insta machine right here. She’s a near-perfect combination of adorable and gorgeous. Gorg-dorable, if you will.